Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.
But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!
If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.
They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.
When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.
How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.
Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.
Short Hair: The Beginning of the End
Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?
That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.
And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:
In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”
Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:
You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.
I couldn’t have said it worse myself!
NWO, I have something to say that’s not just fucking around.
See a psychiatrist. You can pick a male one, of course, and tell him how distressed and angry you are, and why. He might be able to help you feel a little better, a little less distracted by anger, a little more able to find things you enjoy.
You yourself believe that the world’s not getting better in your lifetime. So all that’s left to do is get better at living in it.
Go see someone who’s a professional at helping people do that.
NWO,
OK. Game of Thrones and Sons of Anarchy. Go. Examples of where at least ten percent was spent mocking men.
Sue Storm married Mr. Fantastic instead of the Thing! Women are shallow, materialistic gold diggers!
And Thor! Without his hammer, he no longer has god-like powers! OH WHAT WOULD FREUD HAVE SAID
If it’s longer than it’s wide, it’s a phallus,
If it’s longer than it’s wide, it’s a phallus,
If it’s not longer than it’s wide, then you turn it on its side,
Now it’s longer than it’s wide, it’s a phallus.
Holly, no, he’s fucking with us. All this contradicting himself and trying to make us say we hate men is just him having a laugh.
The Birds of Prey is a hero team comprised entirely of women! Oh, the matriarchy goes on and on!
@katz what if it’s a cube?
@Holly Pervocracy
Well than I most assuredly want Ozy as my therapist.
Black Canary, a woman with the power of shrieking (what a fitting power for a vagina-holder) was at one point leader of the Justice League! See how they call men inadequate?!
@Holly: Apparently a study (from NWO’s ass) proved that ALL mental health professionals will always take a woman’s side. Therefore he’ll never associate with one.
Who pissed in NWO’s cornflakes this morning?
A square cube so we’re clear
@Ray Percival
Are they talk shows?
The Game of Thrones and Sons of Anarchy talk shows?
Who are the hosts?
Everyone ever. But mostly the women.
I knew you wouldn’t take it seriously. You don’t want to get better, you don’t want to ever be happy or even okay with your life, and hell can I do about that?
I just hope you don’t hurt others.
Oh well. I did my bit. It’s not my problem if you’re unable to realize how badly you need help.
So after making a challenge to pick any day’s theme, Owly shifts the goalposts several times and begins frothing at the mouth about how chatty women need to be beaten and how dare anyone suggest they engage in legitimate defense of others. Fascinating.
Owly, you need help.
Barbara Gordon continued to fight crime after the Joker shot her, instead of getting back in the kitchen where she belonged! What madness is this?! A man put her in her place, how dare she make decisions for herself!
Late to the party, but NWO’s claim that day care = Communist Assembly Line absolutely has to go into the Big Book of Learnin’.
In Norse mythology, Thor’s hammer was only one-handed because Loki turned into an insect and annoyed the dwarf making it so much he was unable to finish. Freud would indeed have had a field day.
Sometimes, Harley Quinn gives orders to the Joker’s henchmen! And they obey her! SEE HOW THE WOMEN ARE TAKING OVER
And lest we forget how women are ruining X-Men, X-23! Wolverine’s opposite sex clone! How dare they soil such a bastion of masculinity by making one with a vulva!
@NWO:
Alright, how about this clip? Where is the men-mocking here?
JKT: Good gad, man, LURK moar and read. See the trollish delights we have here–NWO and Meller! We have high standards for our trolls, and boring walls’o’text recycling regurgitated stale and contradictory cliches doesn’t even begin to meet them!
Power-Girl flaunts her breasts with that boob window in her costume! Yet she doesn’t sleep with every man she encounters! The cock-tease!
@Holly Pervocracy
“I knew you wouldn’t take it seriously. You don’t want to get better, you don’t want to ever be happy or even okay with your life, and hell can I do about that?”
I didn’t know I was broken? Have feminists, in their professional opinion decided I need help? Well since everyone here, has said the same about everyone who has dared to disagree with them, I can only believe you’re trying to drum up business for the failing pop-psych field.
NWO,
So your list of the sins of TV shows in general was a total non sequitur? Or is it only talk shows that spend 10 percent of their time on man hate? What percent do all the other genres you list spend?
Cause to me it looked like you were talking about TV in general when you, you know, said all TV shows are the same and then listed a bunch of different genres.