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Fellas! Protect yourself from these sneaky lady tricks!

Some of them start young.

Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.

But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!

The old 60/40 split:

If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.

Sickbed slutty sexting:

They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.

Arson Night With the Girls:

When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.

Lady I N C E P T I O N

How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.

Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.

Short Hair: The Beginning of the End

Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?

That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.

And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:

In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”

Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:

You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.

I couldn’t have said it worse myself!

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katz
13 years ago

Let’s play “How many things are hilarious about JTK’s comment?”

All of them.

Lauralot
Lauralot
13 years ago

And speaking of Batwoman, what about Batgirl and Supergirl? CLEARLY WOMEN STEALING THE TITLE OF HERO FROM FAR MORE WORTHY MEN FOLK. THIS CANNOT STAND.

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

What happened to everybody’s lovefest of not promoting violence? Hmmm? Are you proud that Pecunium will escalate? How strange. Isn’t he as vile as I? Nah, of course not. Save the women. Oceans of mens blood isn’t enough to save women from even keeping their vile traps shut. Poor things!

So now you’re holding us to a standard (nonviolence) that you don’t hold yourself to?

Pecunium said he’d answer violence with violence. You’ve said you’d answer words with violence.

If Pecunium’s wrong, you’re wronger.

Lauralot
Lauralot
13 years ago

And the Flash: The Fastest Man Alive! Clearly the alpha male that no beta can ever hope to measure up to!

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

Oh, JTK is totally Samuel. When he’s not copy-pasting inappropriately large blocks of text, he has that same plodding comma-deficient writing style.

Joanna
13 years ago

Let’s not forget about He Man!

Lauralot
Lauralot
13 years ago

And Dick Grayson’s Robin had those shorts that exposed his legs! This means that women can objectify young boys, but if men call eight year olds in bathing suits sluts then they cry misogyny!

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@Holly Pervocracy

If words aren’t violence then DV can never be about anything but physical violence? Is that true?

Lauralot
Lauralot
13 years ago

And Green Arrow! He can only fight by firing arrows! Need I say more?

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
13 years ago

@NWO:

“All those shows are still there. Even if they only devote 10% of there air time to ridiculing men that’s 10% too much.”

Are you prepared to say that ridiculing women for 10% of the time is 10% too much as well?

Back on topic, I can’t shake the feeling that the huge list of “thing women do that are sneaky and evil” are basically just a group of guys going “I think women do this. I think so too! Evidence has validated our fabrication of reality!!!” It’s kinda scary, cause this level of paranoia really poisons any sort of relationship you could have with a woman, let alone any other human being…

And yet they still can’t manage to actually go their own way…

Ray Percival
13 years ago

NWO,

I thought it was all of them. So which is it. All or a very small subset? I know thinking isn’t really your strong suit but you should be able to get this one right.

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

If words aren’t violence then DV can never be about anything but physical violence? Is that true?

That’s true.

Abuse, however, can be verbal or emotional. But abuse is not the same thing as domestic violence.

Lauralot
Lauralot
13 years ago

And Aquaman! He got married! As though he wasn’t enough of an embarrassment before!

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
13 years ago

@Lauralot:

“And Green Arrow! He can only fight by firing arrows! Need I say more?”

Sometimes an arrow is just a penis.

Lauralot
Lauralot
13 years ago

And Captain America, the peak of physical perfection for any human male, he loved a woman! How dare they shove that propaganda at us!

katz
13 years ago

Dude, NWO, you’re in favor of actually beating women, so no matter how you define DV, you support it.

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@Ray Percival

It’s all of them each devoting 10% of their time to ridicluing men. I didn’t think I’d actually have to clarify. Apparently I do.

Joanna
13 years ago

Lauralot
Lauralot
13 years ago

And Spider-Man, saving Mary Jane all the time! Why doesn’t she save HIM with her super powers?! Yet another relationship with an entitled bitch being portrayed as a healthy thing! What do you mean she doesn’t have powers shut up I’m rewriting reality as I see fit!

Spearhafoc
13 years ago

Black Widow actually had a line of dialogue in this version of the trailer. This is an outrage!

I have no idea what she said, it being in German and all, but I can only assume it was, “Fight for me! Die for me! Protect me from the evil male Norse god and his army of evil male Skrulls!”

Lauralot
Lauralot
13 years ago

And Thor! Without his hammer, he no longer has god-like powers! OH WHAT WOULD FREUD HAVE SAID

Lauralot
Lauralot
13 years ago

AND HAWKEYE! ARROWS, IT’S ALWAYS ALL ABOUT THE ARROWS! NEED I MENTION SPEEDY?

katz
13 years ago

Captain America also needed physical augmentation to become a desirable alpha male, highlighting the impossible plight of scrawny betas.

Lauralot
Lauralot
13 years ago

And Captain America beat up Hank Pym for abusing his wife in the Ultimates universe! Why didn’t he beat up Wasp for making a man angry?

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@Holly Pervocracy

So words can be violent, hateful, hurtful, ridiculing, mocking and just outright vile?

When are those words permitted in your opinion?

In public? In private? On TV? In newspapers?

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