Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.
But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!
If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.
They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.
When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.
How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.
Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.
Short Hair: The Beginning of the End
Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?
That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.
And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:
In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”
Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:
You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.
I couldn’t have said it worse myself!
I remain baffled as to how NWO imagines he’s the one getting the better of us.
@Holly Pervocracy
“If sentence 1 is true, how can you possibly know sentence 2?”
Just because I don’t actually “watch” shows, doesn’t me I’ve never seen the content and such. I don’t “watch” animals, but I know what a dog and cat is.
Oh, I guess spoilers for The Dark Knight. Sorry about that.
I know, I shouldn’t give away plot details of such obscure indie films. I mean, it’s not like anyone actually went to see that movie.
Things like this are why people bother talking to you, NWO.
Sure you’re horrible, but you just can’t buy entertainment like this.
Spear,
To call Talia a “villain” is really a horribly simplistic view of things. She’s really more of an antiheroine. As are most incarnations of Selina. Of course I really wanted them to go with the other backstory for Selina.
Spearhafoc, you’re forgetting that Batman is a member of the Justice League! And the Justice League has women! Like Wonder Woman! And Wonder Woman totally punched Batman and sent him flying off a balcony in one comic! Therefore everything related to Batman is misandrist!
What do you mean, the Nolan films have nothing to do with the Justice League? How dare you bring logic into this!
@Pecunium
“Do that where I can see it, and I’ll escalate.”
Oh so ferocious, oh great white knight! Is violence suddenly the answer? How typical. Willing to shed blood and get bloodied for women. Well guess what? I ain’t frightened of your threats.
I’d like to see how Community and 30 Rock fit into NWOslave’s television paradigm.
Ooh, I’d love to see NWOslave getting exposed to The Wire.
Ever hear of the Smurfette Principle, NWO?
Is violence suddenly the answer? How typical.
Careful, NWO, you could destroy your transmission changing gears like that!
And let’s not forget Superman: He married Lois Lane! She’s outspoken and doesn’t let anyone – man, woman, or superhero – boss her around. By being attracted to her, Superman is saying all men should be abused!
Oh, please, NWOslave, watch the first season of The Wire. I beg of you!
bah, html fail
Careful, NWO, you could destroy your transmission changing gears like that!
And the Green Lantern doesn’t have super powers without the ring! Clearly this is telling men that their only value is their penis, and without it, they’re worthless.
(Oh man, I could do this all night.)
@NWO: I don’t watch any ‘talk shows’ these days at all, unless Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are talk shows.
Dick Cavett’s show was sort of intellectual, artish, hardly anything about women I remember because nobody talked about WOMEN back then.
Stewart and Colbert make huge fun of politicians, talk show hosts, and others–including women (and not necessarily only the conservative ones).
But I would imagine there are quite a few male talk show hosts who dengrate women–Rush Limbaugh comes to mind as the most notorious–although I’m not sure if you’re restricting to any one medium. Lots of stand up male comics denigrate women.
The pop and mass cultures have been preaching hatred of women, misogyny, and rape culture for as long as there has been a popular and mass culture. Nothing new about that.
How many father
And Wonder Woman, that bitch, being born without a man, thus telling readers men aren’t-
-Wait, in the new continuity, she’s Zeus’s daughter?! That bitch! How dare she take such a revered male figure (who, you know, rapes people and has bastards all the time) and link herself to him!
I didn’t read the entire thread. Has anyone said “The beatings will continue until morale improves” yet?
@Nobby
What happened to everybody’s lovefest of not promoting violence? Hmmm? Are you proud that Pecunium will escalate? How strange. Isn’t he as vile as I? Nah, of course not. Save the women. Oceans of mens blood isn’t enough to save women from even keeping their vile traps shut. Poor things!
And the Fantastic Four! Not only did they deign to allow a woman on the time, one of them actually married her! OH THE HUMANITY
@Hellkell
Okay I will leave here and be a MGHOW. I guess I am not an exciting and entertaining enough troll to the women here. It figures anyway, men always have to entertain women and meet their expectations. If a man is serious or introverted of any type, he is boring to women.That is another reason to hate women and go my own way.
Guess I was to boring for you women. I will finally MGHOW from here.
And the Green Lantern doesn’t have super powers without the ring! Clearly this is telling men that their only value is their penis, and without it, they’re worthless.
I thought it was telling men that their only purpose in life was to get married so that women can mooch off them.
And Batman wanted to work with Batwoman, the lesbian! Who wears sexy clothes and goes to bars and has sex with women instead of men! Oh, what a world!
@ithiliana
All those shows are still there. Even if they only devote 10% of there air time to ridiculing men that’s 10% too much.
And Iron Man has to use the reactor in his chest to stay alive! This is the Marvel’s way of telling men that their only worth to women is the amount of technology they possess!
Oh, check out this German trailer for The Avengers (containing a bit of footage not seen in the American trailer):
There’s totally one whole woman on that team! Misandry!