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Fellas! Protect yourself from these sneaky lady tricks!

Some of them start young.

Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.

But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!

The old 60/40 split:

If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.

Sickbed slutty sexting:

They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.

Arson Night With the Girls:

When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.

Lady I N C E P T I O N

How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.

Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.

Short Hair: The Beginning of the End

Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?

That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.

And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:

In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”

Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:

You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.

I couldn’t have said it worse myself!

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PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth

One talk show does not a score make.

It does in NWO/MRA land.

Very weird place that place.

Spearhafoc
12 years ago

The word “rape” isn’t used in the Canadian Criminal Code. I already gave you the definition of sexual assault from it.

Xanthe
Xanthe
12 years ago

Get it yourself, since when are you helpless at finding out stuff? (Being helpless to do something ≠ being hopeless at it, of course.)

Nobby
Nobby
12 years ago

Actually, Holly, it was ‘The Talk’, not ‘The View’, which is something of a bad spin-off, from what I know.

Which makes it a bad spin-off of a pretty bad show.

Also, didn’t Sharon Osborn get let go for her part in that little incident? Or at least kept from the show for a while. Which is hardly much, but it’s not like nothing happened.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

I gather that MGTOW is supposed to work as a threat intended to get women to change our supposedly evil ways. You can see how well that’s working so far.

MGTOW – I am going! You have forced me to this! Any moment now I will leave. Did I tell you that I’m going? What do you have to say to that, huh?

Women – Oh, OK, have fun then. No need to send a postcard.

MGTOW – No seriously, I’m really going.

Women – Yeah, we know. Actually we thought you’d already left. Why are you still here?

MGTOW – Here is a list of reasons why I am going, because women are horrible. Also, this makes me a samurai warrior poet, but with a motorcyle. Did I mention that I’m going?

Women – And yet you are still here.

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

The entire pretext of every womens talk show is the ridiculing of, violence towards or shortcomings of men. If it isn’t that, it’s how women are victims of, oppressed by, or shortchanged because of men. That’s all they are. The shows revolve around laughing at men.

Spearhafoc
12 years ago

Hey, everybody, it’s the new Dark Knight Rises trailer!

Catwoman! Bane! A football stadium collapsing for some reason!

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@Spearhafoc

So in other words, in our little scenario you weren’t raped.

Nobby
Nobby
12 years ago

@NWO [Citation Please]

Seriously, we should all just ignore this little blight on humanity unless he actually has something substantiate to say, and an ability to actually back it up.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

The entire pretext of every womens talk show is the ridiculing of, violence towards or shortcomings of men. If it isn’t that, it’s how women are victims of, oppressed by, or shortchanged because of men. That’s all they are. The shows revolve around laughing at men.

And you know this how?

The View schedule for tonight says: “First-time musical guest Florence + The Machine is here! Plus: Joy and Whoopi showcase a variety of “Gifts from Grandma.”

Tomorrow night: “SNL and Portlandia star Fred Armisen is here! Plus: A new installment of “Ask The View: Doctors”!”

So, not exactly riveting television, but I don’t see any scheduled man-hatred.

PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth

So in other words, in our little scenario you weren’t raped.

In other words no, it was rape.

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

NWO, why do you think violence is the answer? There’s no inbetween?

“No means no and yes means anal.” I learned something today.

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@Xanthe

I’ll say the same the next time you ask for a citation.

Nobby
Nobby
12 years ago

@NWO Spear did not assert a fact without supporting evidence. you do. Constantly.

Joanna
12 years ago

NWO, how many women talk shows do you watch?

ithiliana
12 years ago

@NWO: I don’t watch any women’s talk shows (amazing how they give MEN their own individual manly talk shows, but WOMEN except Oprah have to do it in groups) (I may be wrong, because I don’t watch talk shows).

yet somehow I grew up as an evil evil evil feminist while watching……….waitforit………DICK CAVETT.

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@hellkell
“NWO, why do you think violence is the answer? There’s no inbetween?”

I asked a question as well. Are there more womens talk shows today then 10 years ago, where the sole purpose, or at least the main purpose is to demonstrate, either how men hurt women which is bad of course? Or that laugh/ridicule/blame men?

Has the non-violent methods of eradicating this hatred, mockery and ridicule of men been successful?

If the number and frequency as increased, whatever is being done, isn’t working.

Xanthe
Xanthe
12 years ago

Sure NWO lovey dove, but first, when are you going to provide those statistics on child abuse which you completely failed to substantiate several days ago?

Decent people back their own claims up, as Spearhafoc did – and it’s a fine thing for you to hector someone for citations when you never damn well do it yourself. Double standards much?

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@ithiliana

And on these talk shows by men, is the theme the mockery and ridicule of women?

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

I asked a question as well. Are there more womens talk shows today then 10 years ago, where the sole purpose, or at least the main purpose is to demonstrate, either how men hurt women which is bad of course? Or that laugh/ridicule/blame men?

There are zero talk shows with this main purpose. They’re more into “Gifts from Grandma.”

There was one talk show that had one incident of being offensive towards men. TV being what it is I assume there were incidents like this 10 years ago too.

Has the non-violent methods of eradicating this hatred, mockery and ridicule of men been successful?

Yes! This hatred, mockery, and ridicule has been reduced (er, maintained) at a level of about one or two incidents a year, half of which are trumped up by MRAs desperate to get offended by something more mainstream than an obscure blogger or message board.

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@Xanthe

Get it yourself, since when are you helpless at finding out stuff? (Being helpless to do something ≠ being hopeless at it, of course.)

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@Holly Pervocracy

Pick a day, pick any womans talk show. Watch it. What’s the theme?

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Pick a day, pick any womans talk show. Watch it. What’s the theme?

“Gifts from Grandma.”

Joanna
12 years ago

NWo, seriously, what shows do you watch?

Dracula
Dracula
12 years ago

I thought you worked all day and didn’t watch that much television, NWO. How do you know what happens on all these talk shows?

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