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Fellas! Protect yourself from these sneaky lady tricks!

Some of them start young.

Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.

But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!

The old 60/40 split:

If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.

Sickbed slutty sexting:

They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.

Arson Night With the Girls:

When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.

Lady I N C E P T I O N

How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.

Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.

Short Hair: The Beginning of the End

Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?

That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.

And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:

In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”

Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:

You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.

I couldn’t have said it worse myself!

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clairedammit
clairedammit
12 years ago

Eimos, I think you should’ve lurked more, and read some older posts here. You seem sincere, but this has all been discussed to death here before.

Monsieur sans Nom
Monsieur sans Nom
12 years ago

Why is it so hard for mr manboobz to believe that women aren’t always truthful ALL of the time? Think about it this way: IF you’re in a relationship, you meet someone else who’s really hawt, you wanna shag ’em, but obviously your significant other is not going to be happy if he(or SHE)finds out about it! I mean, come on! Would you really tell your boyfriend “honey, I’m going out tonight to have some casual sex with this guy I met at the club last weekend during girls night out”??? Manipulation is how people get what they want from others with the least amount of resistance on the other persons part.

Now THIS:

If they cheat on you, they will try to explain that it will never happen again. If it happens once, it will happen again. There is no in-between.

Sounds like it was ripped straight out of a womans magazine! God forbid it apply to women as well as men.

Joanna
12 years ago

Bee: “Dropping her ring” is obviously code for “opening her vagina”.

clairedammit
clairedammit
12 years ago

I guess it’s impossible for guys to like short hair on women, then?

THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY FOR A WOMAN TO BE PRETTY.

Joanna
12 years ago

“THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY FOR A WOMAN TO BE PRETTY.”

Naked Swedish models in high heels.

Nobby
12 years ago

@Eimos so, you got nothing, then?

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

MsN:

IF you’re in a relationship, you meet someone else who’s really hawt, you wanna shag ‘em, but obviously your significant other is not going to be happy if he(or SHE)finds out about it! I mean, come on! Would you really tell your boyfriend “honey, I’m going out tonight to have some casual sex with this guy I met at the club last weekend during girls night out”???

Nope! I would take a wild third option and not cheat on my boyfriend.

But obviously yes, women, being people, do lie to their partners sometimes. Most of them aren’t lying about their arson sprees, because most women aren’t arsonists.

Amused
Amused
12 years ago

Okay, misogynist trolls, so your argument basically boils down to this: Because some women have done terrible things, it is now okay and not at all extreme for you to say that women, in general, do terrible things, like arson and cheating. Wonderful, now, in the spirit of equality, stop whining when you hear someone say that men are rapists. After all, some men are rapists. Don’t act like men are all perfect and shit. Some of you are pretty fucking far from perfect, therefore you are rapists. Deal?

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

In case it is not clear from what I wrote, most men are also not arsonists.

Alphalady
Alphalady
12 years ago

Elmos, I have been on just about every MRA site imaginable. I have yet to find one that wasn’t wildly misogynistic, not to mention infested by some of the most bitter, angry and downright nasty people imaginable. These guys (and women, in many cases) really, truly, genuinely hate women to mythical, pathological proportions.

Dracula
Dracula
12 years ago

I guess it’s impossible for guys to like short hair on women, then?

I like short on women. Hell, I like shaved heads on women.

Why is it so hard for mr manboobz to believe that women aren’t always truthful ALL of the time?

No one here is claiming that.

I mean, come on! Would you really tell your boyfriend “honey, I’m going out tonight to have some casual sex with this guy I met at the club last weekend during girls night out”??

I’m pretty there are commenters on this very site that have in fact told their boyfriends exactly that sort of thing.

Bee
Bee
12 years ago

The men who hate the culture that exists between the sexes. The relative unaccountability of women in our society and the disposability of men. They haven’t crossed the line towards misogyny but they are angry, and rightfully so.

I guess I’m having a hard time understanding the distinction between a misogynist and a person who’s bitter because he’s convinced himself that in his world women are “unaccountable” and men are “disposable.”

Amused
Amused
12 years ago

You just can’t hear it when you focus on the worst case examples and mock anyone who dares to simply disagree with mainstream sensibilities about what men are “supposed” to think and feel about women, etc.

You are “supposed” to think that we are people, with strengths, weaknesses, desires and problems just like you. You are “supposed” to think that what we feel, and what we experience is no less important or real or legitimate than what you feel and experience. You are “supposed” to think that we do not exist on this earth just to be your fucking “helpmeet” and accommodate your wants and desires and never have any of our own. You are “supposed” to think that you are not the default gender, and that any relationship you have with a woman — familial, professional or romantic — isn’t just about you and what you want. If some men can’t stomach that, those men deserve every ounce of revulsion and mockery they get. They deserve to be alone, and I don’t give a shit if it makes them sad and angry.

Don’t expect me to show sympathy for people who call me a “human toilet”.

Moewicus
Moewicus
12 years ago

Why is it so hard for mr manboobz to believe that women aren’t always truthful ALL of the time?

Right, because women just aren’t capable of doing any of those things. They’re just all too perfect and without fault.

I love how our trolls love to come in here and accuse us of cherry picking, meanwhile practically introducing themselves with “Hello, I’m here to strawman you.”

Joanna
12 years ago

Actually, Amused, women are the default gender. The Y chromosome is a freaky mutation of sorts.

Dracula
Dracula
12 years ago

I am growing extremely weary of the “These guys aren’t misogynists! They’re just irrationally angry at all women for what they claim some women have done!” argument.

Amused
Amused
12 years ago

Think about it this way: IF you’re in a relationship, you meet someone else who’s really hawt, you wanna shag ‘em, but obviously your significant other is not going to be happy if he(or SHE)finds out about it! I mean, come on! Would you really tell your boyfriend “honey, I’m going out tonight to have some casual sex with this guy I met at the club last weekend during girls night out”??? Manipulation is how people get what they want from others with the least amount of resistance on the other persons part.

What this comment reveals about you, Monsieur Sans Nom, is this:

First, you feel entitled to have sex with anyone you find attractive — so much so that you simply cannot imagine someone denying herself the momentary satisfaction for the sake of preserving a meaningful long-term relationship.

Second, when you are in a relationship, you cheat. And you lie to your significant others. And you rationalize it by telling yourself that “everything is manipulation”, that taking steps to be attractive for one’s SO is EXACTLY the same thing as stepping out on them, making false promises and lying through your teeth.

Just because YOU act this way doesn’t mean others do.

Bee
Bee
12 years ago

Naked Swedish models in high heels.

Eek! Not naked! Then the poor MRA might perchance view some vulva!

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

@Bee: Well, the pubes would probably shield the – wait, MRAs don’t like pubic hair on women either, do they?

ozymandias42
12 years ago

Bee: In lingerie! And sucking cock. *nods*

Linds
Linds
12 years ago

In lingerie! And sucking cock. *nods*

But that might be stealing their preshussssss sperm!

Monsieur sans Nom
Monsieur sans Nom
12 years ago

Nope! I would take a wild third option and not cheat on my boyfriend.

But obviously yes, women, being people, do lie to their partners sometimes. Most of them aren’t lying about their arson sprees, because most women aren’t arsonists.

Now THAT(in bold) is certainly true. How bizarre of him to put arson as a possible thing that a woman might be doing while out.

I have noticed that more than half of the women out there seem to be a little less direct and lot less confrontational than most men. Men and women really do have differing ways of going about getting what they want.

They will tell their / your children very bad things about you when you are not around. They are not out to build a family, only to ensure that the children hold them in the best possible light.

This is most likely the sort of thing that a parent would tell her(or even his)children during and after a divorce . Heard a lot of stories about how vindictive ex-wives try to turn their children against their father to persuade the judge to grant her custody.

Linds
Linds
12 years ago

I have noticed that more than half of the women out there seem to be a little less direct and lot less confrontational than most men. Men and women really do have differing ways of going about getting what they want.

Arguably, a lot of that is cultural socialization. There’s a lot of “men don’t like/shouldn’t like/are scared by forward women” messages in mainstream culture, so women are expected to be less forward. But depending on the community you’re a part of, that’s not always entirely true– for example, New Yorkers as a whole tend to be more forward than, say, American Southerners, so my Brooklynite mother is way more aggressive than, say, my North Carolinian father-in-law. If you grow up with the expectation that you will be confrontational and forward, you put in the effort to learn how to be that way, and vice versa.

Dracula
Dracula
12 years ago

I have noticed that more than half of the women out there seem to be a little less direct and lot less confrontational than most men.

More than half of the women, eh? You must know a lot of people. Like, all of them.

Brandon
Brandon
12 years ago

Comments like the ones by MGTOWforums are amusing. I don’t really understand why men can be bitter when it comes to dating. I get the bitterness and anger when it comes to divorce, child support and custody issues though.

It’s like these guy’s are just angry about not getting sex and that women are, in general, “dirty toilets”. Here is the solution to that problem:

Use hookers in places where prostitution is legal (Nevada, Germany, etc..). Paying a prostitute is most likely going to be cheaper than having a girlfriend in the long run…and since they have to get tested often(where it is legal), they most likely have a lower rate of infections than the general female population. So 1) cheaper and 2) less “dirty toilets” issues.

Seems like a win-win.