Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.
But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!
If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.
They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.
When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.
How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.
Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.
Short Hair: The Beginning of the End
Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?
That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.
And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:
In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”
Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:
You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.
I couldn’t have said it worse myself!
“I do not need anyone to validate me as a human being.”
So why are you so deperately searching for validation via the constant tl;dr comments? We’ve already told you to go ahead and go your own way, and that we’re cool with that. What is it that you’re trying to prove?
Well, one thing I think women can do is to not rape men. You don’t seem to agree with me on that.
For JTK:
IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream – and not make dreams your master;
If you can think – and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
‘ Or walk with Kings – nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And – which is more – you’ll be a Man, my son!
Rudyard Kipling said it shorter, AND IT RHYMES!
Spear – We actually offered entire magazines to answer NWO’s challenge, but he found occasional examples of those magazines acknowledging that women have desires, so, you know.
@Holly Pervocracy
“My hope is the day that talk shows never applaud violence at all, toward anyone.”
The “only” violence applauded on talk shows is woman on man violence. It’s not applauded towards anyone, it’s towards men. Let’s be clear on this.
Yet women won’t get even a chipped nail in mens defense.
@JTK: If one of your main principles is Never disclosed the essence of your personal beliefs and values to anyone, especially to women. Live in stealth mode
Seems to me you’re doing it wrong.
Here you are blathering at great length about the ‘essence of your personal beliefs and values” to a bunch of women (and some men) (many of whom are not straight) (some of whom are going our own way without men and have done so for years more than you’ve been alive if, as I’m recalling, you’re the MGHOW who said he was 36).
So, why not go back into stealth mode and slither away and STOP disclosing the essence of yourself.
We’re mostly skimming, not reading, or choosing to encourage you to yes, GYOW and STFU already because we don’t need to hear it.
againandagainandagain
Also the #8 HIGHEST CIRCULATION MAGAZINE IN THE COUNTRY IS NOT A MAINSTREAM MAGAZINE
APPARENTLY
He changed the rules now, Ozy, it has to be a NEWS story XD
I don’t want to get a chipped nail.
I also don’t want men to get chipped nails.
Why is this “maybe nobody should hate anybody!” stuff so hard for you to conceive of?
Also the #8 HIGHEST CIRCULATION MAGAZINE IN THE COUNTRY IS NOT A MAINSTREAM MAGAZINE
But Ms. magazine is!
I cannot stop giggling at that.
NWO really wants everybody to beat each other up.
lol i just love how these guys act like marriage is sold exclusively to men by women for women’s benefit. Yeah thats why the terms “spinster” and “old maid” exist and have for a while. single women have never been looked down upon ever and never are now either. please.
@Spearhafoc
“Well, one thing I think women can do is to not rape men. You don’t seem to agree with me on that.”
You’re no doubt alluding to our conversation the other day. Since I was talking about normal PIV sex, not sodomy of course. This will be the new definition of rape right from the FBI.
“To change the definition of Rape in the UCR SRS to: “Penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or anus with any body part or object, or oral penetration by a sex organ of another person, without the consent of the victim.”
Since by the very definition, even the newly updated version, it’s impossible for you to have been raped in our little scenario. Although you still could have been accused of being the raper. Penetration defines rape. Since I was talking about PIV sex she could not have raped you by the very definition of the law.
So… do you agree with the law?
Because that other time, you weren’t saying “it would be legal.” You were saying “you would have liked it.”
Tell me, NWO, do you think of yourself as terribly clever, ducking and weaving, always one step ahead? Because it’s sort of hilarious, like watching a puppy try to “hide” by sticking its head in a hole, how subtle you seem to think your evasions are.
I’m Canadian.
Oh shit, I fell into the trap of believing NWO’s idea of a “law.”
If a woman forces a man to penetrate her, it wouldn’t count toward the FBI statistics. It still would be illegal. It’s rape in most local jurisdictions and battery in absolutely all of them.
Wow. NWO is making even less sense than usual today.
@Holly Pervocracy
“Why is this “maybe nobody should hate anybody!” stuff so hard for you to conceive of?”
Womens talk shows, by the score promote hatred, ridicule and violence by women towards men.
Do you deny this?
There are no mens talk shows that do the same towards women.
Your words are cheap. Are there more shows like this now then 10 years ago? Were there more shows like this 20 years ago then 10 years ago? Will there be even more shows like this next year?
I’ll let you answer those questions. Sometimes, violence is the answer. All it’ll take is a few good women to stand up and be willing to get a little bloody. Is there just a few good women left?
In my country, sexual assault is defined as sexual contact without consent (“the voluntary agreement of the complainant to engage in the sexual activity in question”).
@Spearhafoc
Get me the canadian defintion.
@Spearhafoc
I want the canadian definition of “rape.”
One talk show does not a score make.
Heh. Not only does NWO demand that Spear do his research for him, but he does it after Spear already did of his own volition. Priceless.
Do you know why the View incident made the news, NWO, why everyone is still in a fluff about it months later?
Because it was so exceptional.
I hope not. The View is rarely offensive, but it’s goddamn boring.
That’s a shame, because absolutely no men have to get bloody to execute my radical “nobody beats up anybody” plan.
NWO: Look it up your own fucking self. Last I checked, none of us were getting paid to look shit up for you.