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Fellas! Protect yourself from these sneaky lady tricks!

Some of them start young.

Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.

But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!

The old 60/40 split:

If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.

Sickbed slutty sexting:

They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.

Arson Night With the Girls:

When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.

Lady I N C E P T I O N

How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.

Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.

Short Hair: The Beginning of the End

Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?

That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.

And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:

In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”

Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:

You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.

I couldn’t have said it worse myself!

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Magpie
Magpie
12 years ago

I’m glad NWO is only involved in the bottling part of the dairy industry, not the live animals part.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

“Men age like fine wine while women turn into vinegar.”

LOL. Dude, judging by your comments here you are most definitely vinegar. Not the fancy, tasty balsamic kind either.

Joanna
12 years ago

” How can I believe women would actually kill and die for men when adminstering a bloody nose is too much to ask? “

Gosh NWO. We could break a nail doing that =o

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
12 years ago

I have friends over for dinner -men and women; shocking!- so let me just say, no.

I am completely unwilling to commit violent assault upon another person because they say something with which I might disagree. And I’m certainly unwilling to commit violent assault upon another person because they say something with which you disagree. I don’t believe that beating the shit out of people is the appropriate response to their exercise of freedom of speech.

And I’ll stick to doing real things to support men. Like working to ensure that organization’s that provide services to men continue to have enough funding to support their programs and staff. And working with urban scouting groups to help young boys with some disadvantages have a larger view of the world. And supporting the men I know personally.

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

I would think a good ass kicking for them gals by women in general would send a clear message to so many of those other foul journalists to temper their vile tongues and think before they speak. Don’t you?

Polliwog
Polliwog
12 years ago

NWO, I know this isn’t going to penetrate your skull, because nothing does, but I do not support men being beaten up for laughing at women. I do not support men being beaten up for laughing at other men, or children, or walruses, or the color green. I DO NOT SUPPORT MEN BEING BEATEN UP FOR LAUGHING. I do not, in point of fact, support men being beaten up, period!

Since I do not want anyone to beat up men – even if they laugh at me, personally! even if they say horrible sexist things! even if they are wearing clothes that literally say, “I deserve to be beaten up” in big letters on them! – why on earth should I want people to beat up women? I don’t want anyone to beat up anyone. In what universe is that a bad thing? (Is it the same universe where there are underwater shopping malls?)

Xanthe
Xanthe
12 years ago

Magpie: astute call. I don’t want to think about the consequences were it otherwise.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

I would think a good ass kicking for them gals by women in general would send a clear message to so many of those other foul journalists to temper their vile tongues and think before they speak. Don’t you?

NWO, you are so lucky people aren’t legally allowed to beat people who make them angry.

So lucky.

PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth

Marriage has always been an obligation to man, but at least he got a hefty dowry from the woman in the past to compensate him for his troubles.

Actually not. It was to make sure the wife had something to live on when the husband dropped dead after spending all of his time trying to make enough money to pay for all the fripperies she wanted.

Kyrie
Kyrie
12 years ago

JTK, are you trying to recruit men?
If so, lol. Here would probably be one of the worst place of the internet.
And for a man who put logic as his number one quality, you contradict yourself a lot.

Go your own way, away from here.

NWO: creepier and scarier by post.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

I see, she’s not responible for her actions. Even if she lies and says she’s 18, it’s still rape.

Let me guess… she “lies” and “says” this with her clothing?

slutty, slutty osh kosh b’gosh

Spearhafoc
12 years ago

I’ve been out all day, and I don’t really feel like catching up on 300+ topics.

What’s in NWOslave’s craw this time?

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@Nobinayamu
“And I’m certainly unwilling to commit violent assault upon another person because they say something with which you disagree. I don’t believe that beating the shit out of people is the appropriate response to their exercise of freedom of speech.”

Did I disagree with talk show hosts laughing at a man who had is johnson sliced off? I’m such a vile man.

No means yes and yes means anal.
All women who claim rape are liars.
We meed mens talk shows on the MSM to spread the word.

Would ya praise men who attacked men talk show hosts who spread that message? My guess is you would.

Kyrie
Kyrie
12 years ago

“I would think a good ass kicking for them gals by women in general would send a clear message to so many of those other foul journalists to temper their vile tongues and think before they speak. Don’t you?”
No.
And I don’t support it for men either, including child rapists and murderers. I don’t support it for anybody, beating people up has never been justice.

See? We do answer your creepy questions.

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@Holly Pervocracy

No, with her mouth, it’s not like it doesn’t happen.

no more mr nice guy
12 years ago

I always wonder why MRAs don ‘t just date fundamentalist Christian girls. There’s a whole movement in right-wingish Christianity to raise daughters who have those “give your man the authority of the household and please him dutifully” values. It’s a bit old fashioned for me, but I don’t judge, if that’s what pulls your wagon. These are (generally) women who don’t want careers, and they have grown up in families with traditional gender roles, in which letting men dominate, decision-make, etc is the norm. And I say this with all respect. It’s a big, big world, with room for plenty of ideas and ways to be.

It just seems like looking for dates within a pool of women who already sort of think and believe in the way you do is a better idea than grousing endlessly trying to change the minds of another pool of (I promise you) really strong-willed women who have moved on, for a variety of reasons, to different ways of thinking.

These guys hate Christian women even more (which make me think these guys are former Christian that cannot get laid). On Dalrock’s blog Christian women are constantly called sluts. And Pro-Male/Anti-Feminist Technology made two postings ( http://www.antifeministtech.info/2011/06/sunday-morning-nightclub/ http://www.antifeministtech.info/2011/10/the-not-virgin-from-the-sunday-morning-nightclub/ ) where he brags about seducing women in churches and hoping that the Christian beta males will reject them because of that. I think he’s very jealous of these Christian beta males. He think that he’s doing God’s work.

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

Even if she lies and says she’s 18, it’s still rape.

Pretty much, yeah. I would feel exactly the same if the genders were reversed.

Spearhafoc
12 years ago

Would ya praise men who attacked men talk show hosts who spread that message?

Do you mean “attack” as in “harshly criticise”? If so, yes.

Do you mean “attack” as in “physically assault”? If so, no.

Also, “male talk show hosts”, please.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Would ya praise men who attacked men talk show hosts who spread that message?

No. And I also wouldn’t beat them. There are things in between.

You seem to have a lot of trouble distinguishing between talking about violence, and actually committing violence. Given how much you talk about violence… I’m glad I live far away.

Polliwog
Polliwog
12 years ago

Would ya praise men who attacked men talk show hosts who spread that message? My guess is you would.

Nope. I’d praise people who used their words like adults. They can write angry letters. They can boycott. They can get a megaphone and yell, “This is really offensive and unacceptable!” They cannot punch people. Most of us master this concept by the time we finish kindergarten.

Kyrie
Kyrie
12 years ago

@spearhafoc:

Holly Pervocracy said:
“What punishment do you suggest [for women who laugh at men whose penis was cut off]?”

NWO:
Beat the shit out of them. You have no problem with men beating up other men where a woman is concerned.

And JTK wants to remind us MGTOW exist.

Dracula
Dracula
12 years ago

Would ya praise men who attacked men talk show hosts who spread that message? My guess is you would.

You’ve already been told, NWO, the answer is “no”. I realize this word has no meaning for you, but seriously, look it up sometime.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
12 years ago

NWO, and really, I’ve got chickens to carve and shouldn’t even be writing this:

There is a huge difference between “praise” and “beating the shit out of someone I disagree with in the street.”

No means yes and yes means anal.
All women who claim rape are liars.

I don’t agree with these statements and I have no intention of dragging men who say them out into the streets to beat them.

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@Kyrie

Well than my greatest hope is mens talk shows about men being violent towards women becomes mainstream and promoted.
In the spirit of equality of course.
Long like the day when men can openly laugh at womens mutilation and get off scott free.

PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth

“JTK meet the entire nations of France and Italy. Mr. Berlusconi is particularly disappointed in you.”
Heeeeeeeeeey, stop being mean at us! Like the USA has no cheating politicians. You elected one, and you’re considering electing another one!

Yes but the difference is that your country is not as dumb about it as the US.

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