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Fellas! Protect yourself from these sneaky lady tricks!

Some of them start young.

Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.

But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!

The old 60/40 split:

If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.

Sickbed slutty sexting:

They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.

Arson Night With the Girls:

When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.

Lady I N C E P T I O N

How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.

Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.

Short Hair: The Beginning of the End

Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?

That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.

And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:

In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”

Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:

You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.

I couldn’t have said it worse myself!

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Caraz
Caraz
12 years ago

“Perhaps you can show me an example, perfect or otherwise, of my musings on child rape and beating women in the streets?” – NWO

“Instead of promoting feminizing men into your frilly dress strap-on debauchery, you should be dragging everyone of these women out into the street and beating the ever loving crap out of them.” – NWO

I mean…he can’t possibly have forgotten that? It’s only a few pages back.

PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth

The most extreme MGTOW claim that they do go out of their way to avoid interacting with women in their daily lives. I really wonder how honest they are about it because avoiding half the population is very impractical.

Why they are MANLY MOUNTAIN MEN who live off in the woods.

Dracula
Dracula
12 years ago

Why they are MANLY MOUNTAIN MEN who live off in the woods.

The woods has excellent wi-fi, y’see.

cynickal
cynickal
12 years ago

“Instead of promoting feminizing men into your frilly dress strap-on debauchery, you should be dragging everyone of these women out into the street and beating the ever loving crap out of them.” – NWO

I mean…he can’t possibly have forgotten that? It’s only a few pages back.

That’s obviously a woman’s fault.

Kendra, the bionic mommy
Kendra, the bionic mommy
12 years ago

I remember NWO demanding that feminists drag Katherine Heigl in the streets to beat her up over her pet neutering PSA. He said it only a few days ago, so it’s not like I’d forget it already.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

But zhinxy, Ring of Fire indicates that the woman who wrote it is interested in sex. In Meller’s world that makes her a bad, impure woman, especially given the circumstances in which the Cash’s first got together.

Joanna
12 years ago

Fuck you guys! I’m way too handsome to listen to you! So bye!

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Has NWO ever directly promoted child rape?

It seems like he’s said a lot of “young girls all look like sluts,” a lot of “sluts should be raped,” and a lot of “older men should be allowed to have sex with young girls.”

But has he ever directly connected those dots? I realize the implication there is pretty obvious; I’m just curious if anyone recalls if he’s ever spelled it out.

BlackBloc
BlackBloc
12 years ago

I guess I’ll also tell JTK off in all the languages I know.

I don’t care. (English)
Je m’en fout. (French)
Je m’en contre-calisse. (Quebecois)

if (mgtow) {
exit(0);
}

(C++)

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@Caraz

No I didn’t forget that. If women had an ounce of honor or integrity they would drag these vile women journalists out in the street and beat the crap out of them. They’d obviously much prefer to laugh along as other women, on a daily routine, ridicule men because there is no fear of any reprisal.

We’ve got the gals on the view who laughed tremendously at a man who had is johnson sliced off by a woman. There was no punishment. No nothing. There right back on the show ridiculing men. It’s america’s favorite past-time. No women got into a skuffle.

Plain and simple women don’t ever stick up for men. What’s to stop the continued escalation of more and more and more of these shows and MSM articles? As if there could be more. I guess we could start more shows and more newspapers dedicated to ridiculing men, but were at a saturation point as it is.

Women aren’t punished for any of this. If a man dares to raise his voice to a woman the MSM plays it out as the greatest trajedy ever to befall the planet. There is no fear of any reprisal for ridiculing men, in fact it’s encouraged. Since if a man dares even look at a woman too long he’s creepy and rapey, the onus is on women to stick up for men. Well that hasn’t happened, so women as a whole, must immensely enjoy it as well.

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

Je m’en contre-calisse.

I never heard this one! I guess it didn’t filter into a) French Immersion classes or b) the franco-albertain dialect.

PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth

If women had an ounce of honor or integrity they would drag these vile women journalists out in the street and beat the crap out of them.

So the response to someone not committing an act of violence is an act of violence?

In what jurisdiction is this at all legal?

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

We’ve got the gals on the view who laughed tremendously at a man who had is johnson sliced off by a woman. There was no punishment. No nothing.

What punishment do you suggest?

By “eye for an eye” principles, or perhaps your favored method of “an entire head for an eye,” women should have to listen to men laughing when women get killed.

We do.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
12 years ago

So, then, you acknowledge that you’re constantly calling for women to be beaten in the streets for saying things that you don’t like?

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@Holly Pervocracy
“It seems like he’s said a lot of “young girls all look like sluts,” a lot of “sluts should be raped,” and a lot of “older men should be allowed to have sex with young girls.”

What I said is a lot of young girls dress and act like sluts which you promote. I don’t.

I also said if a 15 year old girl chooses to have sex with a man over 18 it isn’t rape of any kind. She might’ve had sex with 3 people by that point and he hasn’t had any. In the blessed power dynamic wheel, she would be at an advantage. Unless of course his magic number of 19 years of age and a job as a stockboy somehow translated into being in control of the naive girl.

Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
12 years ago

Let’s let the man who wants women to be slaves make moral judgments. That sounds like a fine idea.

JTK
JTK
12 years ago

@Dracula | December 19, 2011 at 4:45 pm

I do not need anyone to validate me as a human being.

Uh huh. So why are you here telling us how awesome your life is again?

MGTOW’s rarely get the chance to be heard on any feminist website

Simple steps to MGTOW

1. Do not fight the system. You will lose and the system is totally fucked up.

2. Never disclosed the essence of your personal beliefs and values to anyone, especially to women. Live in stealth mode. Tell people what they want to hear.

3. Never trust a woman that is nice to you. Remember, that all women want something.

4. Never discuss politics, MRA, economics, religion with anyone. Remember, the public is full of non-thinking idiots that parrots sound bites.

5. Be the best you can be at all times. Learn new skills. Show people that you are the best.

6. Never lose control or patience with women. View all women with disgust.. Remember, most women are mediocre people at best.

7. Never be afraid to get rid of old friends.

8. Stay in shape with exercise.

9. Keep a positive outlook no matter what happens. Never get mad or have rage against anyone or anything it is not worth it. Most people do not have an impact on your life.

10. Avoid stupid television shows and movies that glorify marriage and dating at all costs.

11. Avoid single mothers with kids like the plague.

12. Never do any harm. Let others live in their own misery.

13. Never have sex with women. A woman’s vagina is a cesspool of disease and filth. Today’s independent women have the same amount of STD’s and HIV as the average prostitute.

14. Never get married. The little sex you will receive does not outweigh the aggravation and financial ruin that will eventually happen.

15. Learn to be happy living by yourself. Stay busy.

16. Develop a mission in life.
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Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Step 17: COPYPASTA

JTK
JTK
12 years ago

@Lauralot

Bachelors are single precisely because they know what woman is, will be, and has been. A married man is clearly someone who did not know what was going on. People also make the assumption that being married is better than single – there is much to sell to woman in our materialist Anglosphere – so the merchants that be can’t say single is better, lest their sales of useless items go south permanently, thus our merchant culture of matrimony. Marriage has always been an obligation to man, but at least he got a hefty dowry from the woman in the past to compensate him for his troubles.

We all know in the Anglosphere that for men and women the majority of marriages end in divorce. Add the divorced to the never married and the majority are single, and stay that way.

Not-married is the norm for most people today.

Moreover, it is safe to say a relationship that leads to marriage is not a measure of success for a man, although society would have you think otherwise, but then again matriarchal wage slaves are needed to keep it running.

In our present reality, marriage, most of the time, is the first step towards divorce. It has a lousy track record. Statistically, most divorced people marry again (and divorce again.) The majority of first marriages end in divorce. The majority of second marriages end in divorce. The majority of third marriages end in divorce, etc. It seems folks like marriage, but they don’t like who they marry. In other words, if your car was as reliable as marriage, every time you got in it you’d have a better than one in two chance of crashing.

Thus, following reason, one should marry someone you don’t like and make someone miserable who deserves it. As the comedian said, he was going to buy a house and give it away to a woman he hates and skip the entire marriage/divorce part.

That is a fact of life today.

Anyway we cut it, marriage is a failure as it is now employed, which implies the married man is a failure – right out of the gate.

Furthermore, we all know of the study by the marriage counsel of Princeton University reporting that the marriage rate has never been lower. For such a “great” institution, marriage has a lousy track record that is only getting worse – record high divorces and record low proposal rates.

Wishing is wanting it to be better. Reason tells us it is in jeopardy as a social institution.

Single men far and wide are some of the happiest people in the world. They are successful in their endeavors of choice and their accomplishments of them, while the married man is still dreaming of his – which he knows he will never attain – slaves are accustom to dreaming, freemen are accustom to living their dreams out.

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@Holly Pervocracy
“What punishment do you suggest?”

Beat the shit out of them. You have no problem with men beating up other men where a woman is concerned.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
12 years ago

Once again, the idea that capri-pants on an 11 year old are “slut-wear” because the sight of 6th grader’s bare calf excites NWO, does not in any way mean that little girls are dressing slutty. Since you think that eight year olds are dressed slutty when they’re wearing one-pieces at the fucking beach you have zero, I mean zero, credibility on this issue. If you are excited by seeing young girls you are: 1) in a minority of men and 2) need to stay in your house.

And, while most states will not prosecute an eighteen year old for consensual sex with a fifteen year old, there are statutory rape laws. Deal with it. It’s not like any fourteen year old girls are going to be offering you sex.

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

2. Never disclosed the essence of your personal beliefs and values to anyone, especially to women. Live in stealth mode. Tell people what they want to hear.

And yet…

4. Never discuss politics, MRA, economics, religion with anyone. Remember, the public is full of non-thinking idiots that parrots sound bites.

And yet…

Also it always makes me sad when people look at marriage as being all about access to sex, and not all of the fuzzy human support and feelings stuff :-/

ozymandias42
12 years ago

I don’t care. (English.)
Ouk alegizw.(Homeric Greek.)
Non curo. (Latin.)

ozymandias42
12 years ago

*alegizo.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

@Holly Pervocracy
“What punishment do you suggest?”

Beat the shit out of them. You have no problem with men beating up other men where a woman is concerned.

No, you misunderstood. This is just the punishment for laughing. This isn’t the punishment for laying a single finger on another human being. This is just offensive speech, is just taking amusement at the painfully wrong time.

I’m going to extend you the grace of assuming you misread me, and ask again.

What punishment would you suggest for women who never harmed a man physically, just for laughing?

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