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Fellas! Protect yourself from these sneaky lady tricks!

Some of them start young.

Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.

But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!

The old 60/40 split:

If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.

Sickbed slutty sexting:

They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.

Arson Night With the Girls:

When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.

Lady I N C E P T I O N

How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.

Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.

Short Hair: The Beginning of the End

Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?

That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.

And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:

In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”

Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:

You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.

I couldn’t have said it worse myself!

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Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

I can’t believe I forgot the one language outside of English that I can actually vaguely speak:

Mea non refert.

cynickal
cynickal
12 years ago

U wearin a th0ng?

Yes, I do. But it has Jebus looking disapproving printed on it, so that makes ok.

What really cracks me up is how many of you women here on this blog try to ridicule single men who think being single isn’t such a bad thing.

You don’t actually read any of the posts, do you?

I know for a fact that you repeatedly use the “ur a misogynist” ad hominem because that’s what you’ve been taught as a come back when your opinions and beliefs are scrutinized and called into question.

You’ve been given the definition of ad hominem twice now. It doesn’t mean what you keep believeing it means.

@lj4adotcomdan Pretty much the same way they say women are ball-busting dykes if they wear comfortable clothing that covers up their bodies an false-rape accusing slutty sluts when they wear anything that isn’t a burka.

JTK, the Boy Scouts called. They want you to stop stealing their Law.

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

With all this talk of what does/who can define a man, all I can think of is this:

Polliwog
Polliwog
12 years ago

As an independent bachelor I live my life on my terms. I do not care what women or society thinks about me in general.

Then why are you here? Seriously – what is it that you are hoping to accomplish by continuing to post here about how independent you are?

As an independent bachelor I have life by the balls. I can do anything I want, when I want. I do not have to ask for permission. I am a well rounded, handsome, guy, For example, next year I plan on learning how to scuba dive. Next week, I am taking my BMW M Roadster on a short road trip .I also love jogging long distance. I always have a project of some sort that keeps me busy.

Apparently not so busy that you don’t have time to keep telling us about it. Go jog! Go scuba dive! Don’t those things sound way more fun than telling us, over and over, how independent you are?

I do not need anyone to validate me as a human being. People in generally have to accept me for who I am. If not, bye.

Why do you keep saying “bye” and then not actually going?

You know what I just realized you remind me of? There’s a great scene in Pirates of Penzance where the police are singing about how totally brave they are and how any minute now they are going to go fight some pirates…but they just keep singing about it instead. As I recall, there’s a lovely exchange in the movie version that goes something like this:

Police: All right, we go! Yes, forward on the foe! We go, we go! We go, we go!
Major-General: Yes, but you don’t go.
Police (marching in circles): We go, we go! We go, we go!
Major-General: Yes, but damn it all, you DON’T go!
Police (still marching in circles): We go! We go! We go! We go!

We get it. You go. Now, you know….go.

TRW Observer
12 years ago

Well, JTK, since you’ve been so nice asking for it:

1. A man always uses logic when faced with a problem.

I’m sure you have a circular definition for “logic”, JTK. Because as I showed above, using the traditional concept of logic, in no way, shape or form is your thinking logical. Therefore, you are not a man, I guess?

2. A man always relies on himself and never on others for his well being.

Yeah, that’s why there is so much whining coming from your group about women not jumping at the opportunity to iron shirts, make steak, wipe grown-up butts and otherwise “nurture” you without expecting anything in return. Logic!!

3. A man never complains about problems or misfortunes.

Yes, MRA, PUA and MGTOW sites are perfect examples of that.

4. A man always has self control and self discipline.

Yeah, hence the wall of text you posted this morning about men’s God-given right to indulge their every desire.

5. A man never commits adultery.

Adultery being defined by the likes of you as what? Breaking your promise to the “human toilet”?

6. A man has empathy and compassion.

Your friend NWOSlave’s musings about child rape and beating women in the street would be a perfect example.

7. A man displays emotion at appropriate times. (Funerals, etc.)

In MGTOW language, that means “emotion” funerals — rage at all other times.

8. A man never deceives, lies, steals or falsely accuses others.

Which is why MGTOW’s fully support deceiving, lying to, stealing from and falsely accusing women — right?

9. A man always takes responsibility for his actions.

… by blaming women. Again — logic!!

10. A man is always improving his mind, body and soul.

… by writing walls of drivel on websites sympathetic to feminism.

11. A man believes in a higher power than himself

Pixies?

12. A man is always hard working and humble.

Especially when he spends hours writing self-serving shit like this: “Men age like fine wine while women turn into vinegar.” That’s some massive humility right there.

13. A man always fights injustice.

Those 11-year-old sluts, assaulting men’s eyeballs with their femaleness, are gonna get it one day!

14. A man never engages in conspicuous consumerism.

… except to buy a cool car or a motorcycle. Right?

15. A man always saves money for retirement.

What for? According to your ilk, all men die young, anyway.

16. A man only goes into debt for investing in investments.

Hmm. If you are investing isn’t whatever you are investing into an investment? Is that another example of your so-called “logic”.

17. A man always learns new skills.

What have you learned in the past week?

18. A man must be knowledgeable in the art of self defense.

McDojo’s really need your money.

19. A man always has goals.

Everyone has goals. Duh.

20. A man must always drive a cool car or motorcycle.

Uh … How’s that not conspicuous consumerism?

Men age like fine wine while women turn into vinegar.

As a wine connoisseur, I’m sad to inform you that most wine doesn’t age as long or as well as people tend to believe, and even wine that does age well — though again, not indefinitely — it’s pretty high-maintenance. You wouldn’t want to define men as high-maintenance — would you? Vinegar, on the other hand, keeps its properties and its bouquet for years, even after the bottle has been opened. Analogy fail.

cynickal
cynickal
12 years ago

I always have a project of some sort that keeps me busy.

Obviously not.

@Nobinayamu, well I bought my motorcycle off a friend who was an awesome mechanic and a pretty capable racer. She sold it to me for much less that it was worth.

lj4adotcomdan
12 years ago

cynickal: not just sluts but “slutty sluts”? Awesome! lol

Amused
Amused
12 years ago

Next week, I am taking my BMW M Roadster on a short road trip .

You drive a luxury car and brag about it — and at the same time claim you don’t engage in conspicuous consumerism?

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

I can’t find the clip in which Caligula screams “THAT IS LOGIC!” but that applies here as well.

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
12 years ago

I was just thinking… how exactly does MGTOW work? There are women on the street, women in the workplace, women clerks… really, the only thing that can be feasibly done is not be in a romantic relationship with a woman, and that’s hardly groundbreaking. I’m honestly looking for an answer here.

At least the lesbian separatists had like one or two communes, and even then the whole thing was still sort of a joke. MGTOWers are pretty much based online. Double Yew Tee Eff?

Amused
Amused
12 years ago

Oh, and — JTK?

Pretty much every MGTOW and MRA in existence describes himself as “handsome” — usually in the same breath with complaining about women’s egos being overinflated.

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

MTGOW doesn’t work, as far as I’ve ever seen.

cynickal
cynickal
12 years ago

@MRAL

I was just thinking… how exactly does MGTOW work? There are women on the street, women in the workplace, women clerks… really, the only thing that can be feasibly done is not be in a romantic relationship with a woman, and that’s hardly groundbreaking. I’m honestly looking for an answer here.

They only work at super dangerous jobs that women refuse to take that kill off all the manginas and have Amazon-Fresh deliver their TV dinners when they aren’t eating take-out in their BMW M Roadsters.

Holly Pervocracy
Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

I suppose if there was a successful MGTOW I wouldn’t know about him.

But based on their forums I think it’s about 10% “don’t date women,” about 90% “rant continuously about how and why you’re not dating women.”

Bostonian
Bostonian
12 years ago

Well JTK, if GYOW does not work for you, there are always hot buttered manatees.

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

There are women on the street, women in the workplace, women clerks… really, the only thing that can be feasibly done is not be in a romantic relationship with a woman, and that’s hardly groundbreaking. I’m honestly looking for an answer here.

What makes being a MGTOWer different from just a single man, is talking about how truly amazing you are because you’re single all the time.

Holly Pervocracy
Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

They only work at super dangerous jobs that women refuse to take that kill off all the manginas and have Amazon-Fresh deliver their TV dinners when they aren’t eating take-out in their BMW M Roadsters.

But, but… what if the Amazon Fresh driver is a woman? Then I guess they have to hide behind the curtains until they hear the van drive away.

Although I don’t think the MGTOW thing was ever about “don’t interact with women.” I thought it was just “don’t date women”? Which, as MRAL says, isn’t really the society-shaking innovation they think it is. That’s why they have to talk it up so much.

Kendra, the bionic mommy
Kendra, the bionic mommy
12 years ago

MRAL, I’ve actually read some MGTOW that will only go through checkout lines with male cashiers, request waiters at restaurants, and avoid any parties where women might be there. I think I saw that on the Spearhead forum. It’s really sad to imagine someone living their life in such a way. Then again, they might be exaggerating things online to impress other MGTOW.

PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth

1. A man always uses logic when faced with a problem.

Absolute tosh, men are human and humans use emotion in everything. Even when they think they are being logical.

2. A man always relies on himself and never on others for his well being.

Again absolute tosh. Winston Churchill once said (paraphrased) we do brush our teeth as a collective or kiss a pretty girl but we do other things as a collective because there are somethings the whole can do that the one cannot.

3. A man never complains about problems or misfortunes.

If he never does, how the hell does he expect to get anything fixed? And since when do men never complain? The whole lot of them (just like women) complains about problems because humans complain about everything.

4. A man always has self control and self discipline.

Except when he does not. There is a reason the term ne’er do well was invented and it was not about women.

5. A man never commits adultery.

JTK meet the entire nations of France and Italy. Mr. Berlusconi is particularly disappointed in you.

6. A man has empathy and compassion.

I thought you said men had no emotions when it comes to problems. I guess you were wrong.

7. A man displays emotion at appropriate times. (Funerals, etc.)

Well I would hope so-having hysterics over one getting ink on one’s shirt would be kind of weird (unless of course the man was having a really bad day. Then it makes sense.)

8. A man human never deceives, lies, steals or falsely accuses others.

FTFY, although I suppose it is grossly inaccurate but one would hope that a person does not do that.

9. A man responsible person always takes responsibility for his actions.

FTFY

10. A man is always improving his mind, body and soul.

Not really, men tend to be just as lazy as the next person unless it is something they care about.

11. A man believes in a higher power than himself

Well I would ask Mr. Hitchins’ about that but he died. So you know.

12. A man responsible person is always hard working and humble.

FTFY

13. A man always fights injustice.

Except when causing it.

14. A man never engages in conspicuous consumerism.

Cigar Aficionado is not geared toward women dude.

15. A man responsible person always saves money for retirement.

FTFY

16. A man only goes into debt for investing in investments.

And then trashes the international markets, see 1929, 1933 and 2008.

17. A man always sensible person learns new skills.

FTFY

18. A man must be knowledgeable in the art of self defense.

Well this was ablest, what about those who are unable to defend themselves? What, they just get killed?

19. A man always reasonable person has goals.

FTFY

20. A man must always may drive a cool car or motorcycleif he wants to.

FTFY.

Ugh, what dumb list.

Kendra, the bionic mommy
Kendra, the bionic mommy
12 years ago

Although I don’t think the MGTOW thing was ever about “don’t interact with women.” I thought it was just “don’t date women”?

The most extreme MGTOW claim that they do go out of their way to avoid interacting with women in their daily lives. I really wonder how honest they are about it because avoiding half the population is very impractical.

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@TRW Observer
“Your friend NWOSlave’s musings about child rape and beating women in the street would be a perfect example.”

Perhaps you can show me an example, perfect or otherwise, of my musings on child rape and beating women in the streets?

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

My MGTOW impression! *Ahem*

“I’m single and I’ve chosen it and I’m really really happy about it!” “Okay, great!” “No really I am so very happy you have no idea stop telling me to change.” “Okay?” “Men who make different decisions than I have are stupid and possibly not men at all!” “Alright you’re going to need to back up now…” “And anyway, I wish I hadn’t had to make this decision, it’s just that women are evil villains, every one of them.” “Um…” “I don’t need you sluts, but I need to tell you about it!”

Thank you, thank you.

PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth

HTML fail and I also needed to insert a “not” into that paraphrased quote. I really should edit my own stuff.

Holly Pervocracy
Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

You know what gets me about “Be A Man” things like that: What happens if a person is male, but is not a Man™? If they think they’re a man, and they feel like a man, but they have a crappy car and sometimes they complain?

Are they… a boy? A woman? Do they lose their right to declare any gender at all? Can they still go by “guy” and “dude” but not Man™?

Glorifying pronouncements about what it means to be a real Man™ always leave me wondering what all the fake men are supposed to do with themselves.

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

Perhaps you can show me an example, perfect or otherwise, of my musings on child rape and beating women in the streets?

We’ll all get right on that as soon as you provide citations for all the ridiculous claims you’ve made in this thread.

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