Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.
But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!
If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.
They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.
When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.
How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.
Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.
Short Hair: The Beginning of the End
Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?
That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.
And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:
In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”
Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:
You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.
I couldn’t have said it worse myself!
Oh, Mellertoad:
The dolls and stuffed animals are your only choice. There are plenty of old-fashioned women left in the world. They won’t have you.
But if I keep the feminism, I get to create the life that suits me best and still have a life filled with men I find incredibly lovable. Bonus? No Mellertoads!
Bedsores and Loneliness!!!!
Nobinayamu
@Molly Ren | December 19, 2011 at 1:21 pm
I wonder what JTK thinks about married gay men who want to adopt. Have they just been brainwashed by the women around them?
http://markymarksthoughts.blogspot.com/2011/06/gay-men-women-are-not-natural-allies-by.html
@Nobinayamu
http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2011/10/you-started-it-but-well-finish-it.html
For a man going his own way, JTK sure hasn’t gone anywhere.
By the way, did everyone notice the plaintive little plea that we consider the possibility that we might come to find a Meller-like man loveable in that comment?
All we are saying, is give creepy misogynist doll fetishists a chance! It’s Meller’s new protest song.
*pushes JTK out the door* Go on, GO YOUR OWN WAY ALREADY.
Because awesome.
Lauralot:
Dang it!
I vote “vampire.”
“reviewed empirically”??
NWO: do you mean peer-reviewed? Because no ‘mainstream media’ article is peer-reviewed.
Only academic articles are peer-reviewed.
That’s why I don’t let my students use general periodical or media articles in their university research papers. They have to use the subscription incredibly pricey databases to find peer-reviewed scholarship.
Though I don’t know why I’m surprised that you know diddly about publications.
You probably think peer reviewing is a wait for it ZERO SUM GAME!!
Personally my mental image of Meller is of that toad in Pan’s Labyrinth and each post of his is a recreation of the part where the toad vomits up it’s own stomach.
So far I can’t shake that impression.
I VOTE LEPRECHAUN!
Hey, JTK: not a fuck is given. If you’ve conceded defeat in your imaginary war, so be it. Go with god.
No one, I mean, no one here gives a shit if you don’t have relationships with women.
Go.
What really cracks me up is how many of you women here on this blog try to ridicule single men who think being single isn’t such a bad thing. Could it be, perhaps, just maybe, that single men content with their bachelor status are immune to the “ur just mad cuz u cant get laid” taunt? If you are single and not chasing after women, then that means women don’t have the kind of power over you that they do with men who are involved with women or who desperately want to be.
I know for a fact that you repeatedly use the “ur a misogynist” ad hominem because that’s what you’ve been taught as a come back when your opinions and beliefs are scrutinized and called into question.
I think that MRAs are just as deserving of mockery as feminists are, TBQH. Those who play the chronic victim card are losers. And women can be losers too, ya know! 😉
At first, I was confused
I was mystified
Couldn’t make heads or tails
Of the posts JTK’d provide
But he spent so much time
Telling us how we were wrong
He prolonged
As my eyes rolled on and on
And he’s still here
Posting on this site
For a man going his own way
I don’t think he’s got it right
He should be out without women
He should be running wild and free
But instead he’s staying here
Annoying the hell out of you and me
JTK, just go, walk out the door
Hope the door hits your ass
See, you’re not welcome anymore
Weren’t you the one who said you’re just stopping by
You thought we’d forget
You thought we’d believe that stupid lie
Oh no, not us
We mock our trolls
And as long as we are here to snark
Their posts we will steamroll
We’ve got all the day to post
We’ve got dumbass trolls to roast
And we’ll mock them
We’ll mock them
Hey hey!
Meller – Two questions -Have you found those man-hating quotes that would drive a man, gentle as a lamb, into rage yet? Anything?
( Does this mean you no longer think I didn’t provoke my abuser?)
2. Are you still positively leaning towards debate? I’ll work on setting up the structure if you are.
If life is a party, JTK is a guy standing alone in a corner yelling at everyone else about how much fun he is having on his own.
Which is not to imply that you can’t have fun on your own, but couple it with the pressing need to reassure everyone else…it looks a little suspect.
Mellerlove, I do not claim to know you or your state of mind, but it seems like you have a kink that involves domestic submission. While I find that particular kind of kink disturbing, as I think many others here do, I do not think that we should have any control of your kinks. What seems odd to me is that you appear to want the society to shift so that that particular kink becomes common, or near ubiquitous. I have friends that have various kinks, and none of them seem to have a problem with me for being more vanilla, yet you seem quite upset at women who do not share your kink. Why would you want to have your preferred relationship model be in used by everyone around you? Why not try to find a partner who is into a similar domestic submission kink to the one you seem to be into?
Sometimes I think that Meller figures that, if he just posts the same thing over and over and over, eventually we will see the light and become the women he wants us to be. Dear DKM: if it is indeed what you’re doing, you need to stop waiting for the moment when one or all of us will say: “I’ve seen the error of my ways! All I want is for a man like you to marry me and then I will take care of your house and raise up your good fine sons! Please, please don’t choose dolls over me!”
It’s not going to happen, dude.
JTK, it’s rather rude of you to quote walls of text without citing where you cribbed it from – but in this instance, I think many people would prefer you simply to make good on your MGTOW stance, and walk the walk. Go.
(That stands for “Men Going Their Own Way” – it’s not “Men Going Their Own Way Yet Still Hovering Around Other Blogs Like A Bad Smell And Posting Inordinately Long Slabs Of Propaganda” or MGTOWYSHAOBLABSAPILSOP for short.)
My slut wear today consists of checkered pajama bottoms, fuzzy socks a baggy tshirt and and xbox hoody ^_^
“What really cracks me up is how many of you women here on this blog try to ridicule single men who think being single isn’t such a bad thing.”
Except, we don’t do that? We do ridicule people who come on this (misogyny-mocking) blog to say over and over :
I DON’T CARE ABOUT WOMEN, PLEASE LISTEN TO ME! YOU NEED TO KNOW WHY I’M AGAINST DATING AND MARRIAGE! I WENT MY OWN WAY, AWAY FROM WOMEN WHICH IS WHY I’M NOW SPEAKING TO (and not with) FEMINISTS, MANY OF WHICH ARE FEMALE!
LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!! I SO MUCH DON’T CARE, AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT!!1!one!!!
However, there are single people among regulars, and whether or not they chose it is not something that would ever be ridiculed.
“If you are single and not chasing after women, then that means women don’t have the kind of power over you that they do with men who are involved with women or who desperately want to be.”
If that was true, we should hate gay men. Which is kind of rare among feminists. And gay female probably wouldn’t be feminists at tell, would they?
Was it Bagelsan who compared the MGTOW who constantly show up here to tell us all about how they’re going, yes they are, any day now, just you wait, to kids threatening to run away from home? I thought that was an excellent analogy.
And +10 shiny new internets for Lauralot.
FTFY, NNTTM. kthxbai
Cassandra, it is a good analogy. 🙂 Though we’re not their parents in the first place so we don’t really care and mostly hope they will do it.
Please, MGTOW, GYOW.