Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.
But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!
If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.
They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.
When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.
How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.
Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.
Short Hair: The Beginning of the End
Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?
That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.
And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:
In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”
Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:
You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.
I couldn’t have said it worse myself!
@Nobinayamu
I really don’t agree with the concept of proving myself worthy to women for the sake of a relationship.
If i did make attempts to prove myself worthy of women that i would end up as the creep that women complain about.
Whitney Houston’s version of I will Always Love You was a hit in 1992 for 14 weeks, well after feminism took hold of the WORLD!!
NWO: How about “Stand By Your Man” by Tammy Wynette?
And does the fact that an article proves their point and not yours automatically remove it from your definition of what the MSM is?
If I found articles about how couples can be supportive of each other, would that count? Or does it have to only deal with women supporting men?
I always liked this one.
Best Friend’s favorite song in fact.
And DKM, no.
I really love “At Last” as well, definitely one of my favs. It was actually written by men though, so it doesn’t fit NWO’s criteria. Still, I’m glad you posted it because it’s so nice to listen to.
Oh, and one more thing NWO. Let’s say that there are more recent articles on how to be a better husband to your wife (or boyfriend to your girlfriend) than there are articles of being a better wife/girlfriend to your husband/boyfriend? What does that prove? That we live in some sort of matriarchal society where men are second class citizens? It could very well mean that there have already been many different articles, books, movies, tv shows, etc for decades showing women how to be more supportive of their partners and the influx of information for men to be better to their partners is just filling the vacuum that previously existed for such information.
I find it highly more likely that it is the latter… i.e. that there existed many more references on how to be a better wife/girlfriend already and that any influx of information for men to be better husbands/boyfriends is only to fill the gap and to make the amount of information available to both genders equal.
Mellertoad:
Amy Winehouse’s “Some Unholy War” from about 2008
Lauryn Hill’s “Nothing Even Matters” from the very late 90s.
Meller, that was not an “innocent question,” and a lot of the songs people have mentioned are more current. Nice try , though.
“None of these are MSM news outlets. Ya know, the stuff blasted out over the internet, newspapers, TV and all sources of info every day. I’m far likelier to be “informed” by an article originating from Ms Mag on an MSM outlet than I ever will be from good houskeeping.”
Good Housekeeping isn’t mainstream? Way to deny reality, NWO.
Then it’s a good thing that I didn’t say that you had to prove yourself worthy of women for the sake of a relationship, isn’t it.
Read more carefully.
The #8 most popular magazine in the United States isn’t mainstream? Good to know.
Maybe we have it all wrong. Maybe he wants information that comes from the streams in Maine.
http://www.maine.gov/dep/blwq/stream.htm
Today’s super seductive ensemble is a cowl-neck sweater, jeans, and fur-lined booties to keep my feet warm. No skin to be seen except on my forearms. But! My sweater is red, so I guess I’m officially looking whorish and taunting men. Um, the postman maybe? I’m working from home and no one else is here, but I am expecting a parcel at some point.
I like how NAWALT can’t possibly be true because it’s an acronym. Therefore we must consider the alternate possibility that all women are, in fact, a Hive Vagina.
I want to play this game now.
Pffft, don’t try to tell me that all mammals breathe air, that’s just another AMBA argument.
Oh, so now you’re trying to convince me that horses have four legs and a tail? Nice try; I should have known you were one of those HHFLAAT types.
Water is wet? Sure, whatever you say, you WIW fanatic.
This is why no one will ever be able to convince me that ATMs are a real thing.
@David: I highly doubt I could be a porn star. It would be awesome though. You get paid much less than the women but you get to sleep with attractive women all day. That is one hell of a benefit.
@Jill: No I would not pay $10,000 to sleep with Sasha Grey or any porn star for that matter.
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eh, the whole “marriage is retarded” bit again? The rights that married people have should be given to everyone. Then the concept of marriage will mean absolutely nothing.
Today’s super sexy slut look is a grey dress with black leggings underneath, and a big black cardigan over the dress. I have on what my co-workers call my “Radio Raheem” Converse on–they have “love” and “hate” on each toe.
Oh, no, I’m showing about 8 inches of leg between the end of my leggings and the sneaks. I am a whore!
Sorry about the wall of text to follow, but catching up.
Oh NOES! It’s the downfall of society as we know it! Won’t David think of teh childrenz!!!
@Lauralot
Well, since this site isn’t about “things my penis likes” it’s not really relative to… well… anything really. 😉
Some people have projection issues.
The cognitive dissonance from Mr. All Interactions Are Business Contracts has shattered continents.
@Nobby
For Brandon, they are one and the same thing.
@Viscaria
Girl-what-tolerates-me paid for movie and drinks after. I was obligated to put out.
And by “Obligated to put out” I mean “enjoyed sexy-fun-time with”
Only the third time that was posted. Good thing owning a penis makes it so much more relevant than the previous two times it was posted.
Holly, I especially like the air of “Let’s all just be reasonable here, in in simply taking the easy route and assuming half the population really is utterly evil and terrible, in spite of all your anecdotes and evidence to the contrary. They all exist in the real world and that makes them unacceptable”.
Brandon: You could always do “gay for pay”. They make more money (from what I hear).
My slutwhore outfit right now is:
-Plain maroon t-shirt, not tight or fitted
-Men’s “classic cut” jeans
-Dark gray hoodie
-Fuzzy slippers because I’m home and it’s cold
It’s probably unfair to let a man see me in this and not sleep with him, really. Talk about your unspoken promises.
Holly: The problem with your outfit is that you are leaving too much to the imagination… and then menfolk who cannot control their own urges will get all imaginative and think of things and their imagination is somehow your fault.
Did I get that right?
I think the problem with my outfit is that I’m still identifiably a woman, and women are for sex! Ergo my outfit is all about sex.
Stupid blockquote!!!
My outfit is identical to the one I wore last week-business slacks, business top, business jacket. No accessories since I am terrible at it.
Oh and I am wearing sensible shoes with a low heel.
Some times I jazz it up with some sweaters. But usually only on Friday.
My dirty slutwear of the day:
– oversized t-shirt with a spaghetti sauce stain on it
– striped pajama pants
– fuzzy slippers (but they’re leopard-print, which probably makes them super-slutty)
– glasses
– comically unkempt hair, since I haven’t actually bothered to brush it yet today
Truly, I am a wanton strumpet.