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Fellas! Protect yourself from these sneaky lady tricks!

Some of them start young.

Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.

But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!

The old 60/40 split:

If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.

Sickbed slutty sexting:

They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.

Arson Night With the Girls:

When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.

Lady I N C E P T I O N

How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.

Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.

Short Hair: The Beginning of the End

Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?

That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.

And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:

In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”

Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:

You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.

I couldn’t have said it worse myself!

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Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
12 years ago

@JTK:

“For those of you here on manboobz that are just learning about the emerging mgtow movement, it is simply men deciding they can live their lives without a woman to be happy.”

If they’re so happy, why does it seem they spend their entire time on that MGTOW website ranting about how vile and disgusting women are? They don’t seem very content to me.

Holly Pervocracy
Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Find me a 10 MSM article on what women can do to support, love and honor men in the last 3 months.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com

peruse at your leisure

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

Find me a 10 MSM article on what women can do to support, love and honor men in the last 3 months.

No. We’re not obligated to do research for you.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
12 years ago

JTK, no one cares if you go your own way. Just go.

Throughout history men and women have both felt pressure to marry. Throughout history there have been men and women who, if they could, avoided marrying. There are men and women who are happily partnered and miserably partnered. There are men and women who love being single and men and women who hate being single.

If you feel like women having greater opportunities in education and employment means that men have lost something, then fine. What can I tell you? You’ve made no great discoveries and you’ve offered no great revelations. You’re happier without women? Awesome.

You’ve created the life that suits you? Wonderful.

Why do you keep telling us this, like we’re supposed to care?

Amnesia
Amnesia
12 years ago

Again, JTK, you don’t want to be married or in a relationship? Good for you. Go your own way.
It’s the implication that men shouldn’t be in (heterosexual) relationships because women are naturally shit that I take issue with.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
12 years ago

If there are women like that hten women are like that. You don’t care. The only honest statement of the day. Men should never care as well.

No, you fucking dim-wit, the world doesn’t work that way. There may well be women who run around demanding free drinks from strange men in bars while stealing their chicken tenders but I’ve never done that and I don’t know any women who have. So the fact that some women may do that does not mean that all women do that.

It’s like the way you think that it’s sexual assault for men to be aroused by women who don’t/won’t have sex with them. That’s what you believe. But there are lot of men who frequent strip clubs with the intent of being aroused by women who will, for the most part, not have sex with them. See? The way you are is not the way men are. And thank goodness.

And no, I don’t care about women who ask for free drinks. Sorry. I’m not going to drag a woman who accepts free drink offers into the street and beat her because you find her behavior offensive. I’m not going to advocate violence against women who want their husbands to do more house work. I can’t see, logically or morally, why a beating in the street is warranted for those types of behavior.

Amused
Amused
12 years ago

When I hear them talk about having kids, I know their freedom will be gone.

I love MGTOW’s dual view of children: while the man is married, children are a burden, an extension of his evil nagging wife and an obstacle to his freedom; as soon as divorce papers are filed, OMG!! The evil bitch IS TAKING HIS KIDS AWAY!!

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
12 years ago

*Free in the sense of “in exchange for a full night of sex,” which is the crappiest free ever. If I were a sex worker I could get at least $100 and you think I’m contractually obliged to put out for a $6 cocktail?

The very notion is absurd, no?

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

From JTK’s block-o’-text # 1:

Your parents are expecting you to get married, to follow on with their tradition and give them grandchildren.

My feminist mother spent a good deal of time during my adolescence making sure I understood that there’s lots of different kinds of families, and I didn’t need to get married or be with a man at all to have babies if I wanted to.

jp
jp
12 years ago

2 things:

That Charlie Brooker thing is hilarious! Thanks, Xardoz!

And…
I can’t believe some dude keeps citing Zha Zha freaking Gabor as if she’s some kind of feminist icon or philosopher.

Shaenon
12 years ago

I mean listen to all the love songs throughout history composed by men it always has to do with a woman.

That’s true. If men were’t horribly oppressed by the gynocracy, they would write love songs to fica plants and fine Corinthian leather. What’s with this twisted trend of writing love songs to other humans?

Although actually there are a lot of love songs and poetry written by men to other men. Half of Shakespeare’s sonnets, for instance.

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@Holly Pervocracy

Cosmo is a supposed MSM news outlet?

Well here’s a copy of the headlines.

Blow His Mind Every Single Time
Secrets for Gorge Tresses
We Want to Hear What You Think!
The Sexiest Looks for the Holiday Season
The Naughtiest Sex Tips of 2011
Steamy Ways for Him to Turn You On
Help! He never wants to have sex!
Want A better boyfriend?
He lied. Should I leave him?
How much sex appeal do you have?
Make him want you while your away.

I see feeding women’s narccissim. How you can make him better. How you can make him want you, not you wanting him. Sex. Sex. Sex.

Where’s the support in domestic life. Where’s the giving to him? Loving him? Caring for him? Helping him? Sticking up for him?

This is the best you can do for a MSM news outlet?

BlackBloc
BlackBloc
12 years ago

@Nobinayamu: Yeah it’s pretty absurd. In Quebec we have a reality show where young up and coming humorists try to win a spot on the (internationally famous) Just for Laugh Festival. One of my favorites had a really touching number about his former alcoholism, and one of his jokes was about that (“Yeah, I kind of like you. I’m ready to spend a good, oh, 3 bucks to sleep with you.”)

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

Oh and I should have also mentioned that my mom shared those same messages about families with my brother. At 25, he’s never expressed any interest in dating or sex, and nobody gives him shit about it. He also doesn’t go trolling blogs to tell everyone about what a maverick he is.

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@Shaenon

Are there any love songs written by women that are about women actually loving men?

Xtra
12 years ago

[quote=”nwoslave”]Is that what men can do? I’m told if a woman does that she’s oppressed as a mere “helpmeet” to a man. So what you want is all men to be a lowly “helpmeet” to all woman?—[/quote]

The problem would be the shaming for women that if they take the children to daycare instead of caring for them all day they are somehow “dismantling” the family. If men care for the children they are complemented as doing something over the top or additional instead of just their so called role. But please clarify for me how simply putting children in daycare so both parents can work ruins families.

[quote=”nwoslave”]Can men thrive as well? Does it matter if men thrive? Are happy? Healthy? Content?[/quote]

Of course and men thriving is where the focus has always been in regards to family. Consideration to women should be just as much.
[quote=”nwoslave”]
Let’s all make sure women thrive. What can men do so women thrive? Be more supportive? Loving? Caring? More domestic duties? Listen? Be attentive? More giving? Kinder? Gentler? Stronger? More emotional?[/quote]

Yep, all those things as it applies to each individual relationship. There is no one size fits all for every family.

Xtra
12 years ago

dammit

katz
12 years ago

At first, I needed constant reassurance that I wasn’t losing my mind

Trust your instincts.

katz
12 years ago

Xtra, use HTML.

Molly Ren
12 years ago

I wonder what JTK thinks about married gay men who want to adopt. Have they just been brainwashed by the women around them?

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
12 years ago

NWO, you didn’t specify “news”, you asked for a mainstream media article about supporting and loving men. Cosmo is, unfortunately, quite mainstream and focuses, constantly, about ways in which women can keep men sexually happy in relationships and stresses, what it believes to be, the importance of being/remaining physically attractive to men.

And, while you may be unaware of them or not consider them “mainstream” enough, there are tons of blogs and magazines that focus on how women can be better wives/girlfriends, more supportive of the men in their lives, better mothers, etc.

The fact that no woman wants to be loving and supportive of you, doesn’t mean that we refuse to be loving and supportive of the men in our lives. I am deeply in love with my man and incredibly supportive of him. As he is of me.

Again, your sucky life doesn’t mean that all lives are sucky.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
12 years ago

@Shaenon

Are there any love songs written by women that are about women actually loving men?

Are you fucking serious?

ozymandias42
ozymandias42
12 years ago

NWO: Kiss Me by Sixpence None the Richer. Anyone Else But You by the Moldy Peaches. Fidelity by Regina Spector. Our Song by Taylor Swift. Love Song by Sara Barellies. Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper. New Soul by Yael Naim. One Way or Another by Blondie.

Holly Pervocracy
Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Blow His Mind Every Single Time – How to sexually please a man.

Secrets for Gorge Tresses – In part to attract a man. (In part just because pretty hair is an end in itself for some people.)

We Want to Hear What You Think! – This is their suggestion box, not an appeal to feminine vanity. Cripes.

The Sexiest Looks for the Holiday Season – See “gorge tresses.”

The Naughtiest Sex Tips of 2011 – See “blow his mind.”

Steamy Ways for Him to Turn You On – Still related to “blow his mind,” since that’s likely to happen concurrently or soon afterwards. …Unless you don’t reciprocate, which in NWO-land is worse than rape.

Help! He never wants to have sex! – Okay, you caught them. They occasionally write articles that acknowledge that women want things. Oh no. How dare the fact that women want things be acknowledged anywhere, ever. Anyway, most of the suggestions are probably “you just need to cater to his needs even more.”

Want A better boyfriend? – This is a promo for “Cosmo for Men,” not an invitation to cry in the street (or whatever) until you get an upgrade.

He lied. Should I leave him? – See “help!”

How much sex appeal do you have? – See “blow his mind.”

Make him want you while your away. – See “blow his mind.”

Newt
Newt
12 years ago

@NWOslave

I recommend men who are abused.com as a good resource for you since it has helped me in filtering out toxic women.

It’s also a good resource for women too since it also has advice on how to filter out toxic friends.

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