Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.
But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!
If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.
They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.
When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.
How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.
Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.
Short Hair: The Beginning of the End
Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?
That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.
And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:
In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”
Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:
You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.
I couldn’t have said it worse myself!
I’m sure this guy could turn some guys gay http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/12/15/andrej-pejic-10-things-you-need-to-know-about-the-androgynous-male-model-115875-23637042/
@ Kav
You’re lucky then. I’m what you might call a “million wiper” so if I wanted anything like that I’d have to eat nothing but soup for three days and flood my colon so hard you’d think it was the philippines.
Today I learned.
Arks has said a couple of things like this before and it seems like he is attracted to men. (see the Final Fantasy aside up there). I think he may be bi. Arks can confirm or deny this if he wants to.
Also, ew, Arks, what is with you and the gross imagery?!?! (I mean, immoral imagery?!?!)
By the way, if anyone thinks these quotes are a little too tame, Zero Tolerance Man repeats the sentiments in slightly stronger language on his new blog, American Woman Bitch.
http://womanbitch.wordpress.com/2011/12/18/dont-get-married-or-this-could-be-you/
@kladle, I’d gotten that impression as well, but somehow I expected him to be homophobic despite his (possible) attraction to men. In any case I obviously misjudged.
Why did I click? Why? *finds refuge in Cute Overload*
Generally because you have sex at the club and then go home by yourself (well if you go without a partner.) It keeps you from having to wear ear plugs at the very least.
MRAL-
I get what you are saying about it being slightly more difficult for a guy to get a random hook up like online or at a swingers club based on what men have told me from AFF. It does happen though but you have to be just as patient as you are in your day to day life. Sometimes it turns into a FB situation and sometimes not.
On one hand, yeah, people can and sometimes do make a conscious choice to be celibate, for example, or to have sex that is different from what they really want because of some compelling reason. But know that when you start talking about how gay sex acts are a “choice” you start aligning yourself with assholes like conversion/repairative therapy supporters and other members of the xian right who hate the sin and love the sinner, etc.
That’s cool.
People, MRAL is just saying you should be able to have sex or not with the type of person you want. Yes, he hit a bit of loaded phrasing, but let’s cut a little slack, please.
Seconding the call for Oh, the hot buttered manatees!
Troll harder, Frenchy. Today’s comment gets a 1.0 (out of 6) from the Scottish judge.
But seriously you guys, who among us hasn’t indulged in a spot of arson on a girl’s night out? This is why I say, always remember to carry a tiny fire extinguisher in your purse, because you never know when one of your friends might need it. It’s like tampons, but heavier and capable of being used more than once.
“I consider it gross for me to hire a prostitute, unless she’s famous” may be the best example of Brandon’s particular form of pretzel logic so far.
Ok super late to the party as always but I laughed like a freaking witch when I read this.
Dad had a small stroke – he is recovering nicely. Just a bit heavy in his right arm & leg, his face, speech and mind are fine.
Read on for the most “immoral” (gross) thing that’s happened to me yet. I rushed out the door, just stepped into a pair of shoes. Inside of the shoe felt a bit sticky, like the label had come loose. 2 hours later got a chance to take the shoe off and had to wash shoe and foot. So far as I could tell, the cat had left a present in there – part of a small gecko. Vomiting yet? I did!
Glad to hear it sounds like a very minor stroke, Magpie.
You know cats are deities? It sounds like your cat is being a very vengeful Old Testament-type god, and allowing you to partake in a small share of the burnt offerings. All hail Ceiling Cat!
(Meanwhile, in the Xanthe household my g/f had a pink ribbon, so it was tied around the neck of littul kitteh, who wasn’t really very happy about it. Trigger warning: possible cute overload)
Kitty kitty kitty kitty! such gorgeous big eyes, Xanthe!
XD
That one’s [Blue] Cheese – she’s a 2-yo blue tortoiseshell Devon Rex. We also have one of her littermates, who’s a white with blue tabby spots – sorts of looks like a Dalmatian, because he’s covered in spots. He’s called [Chocolate Chip] Biscuit – you can guess they were named to be a pair…
Ribbon cat
“How dare you? This is an outrage. Release me from this indignity immediately, foolish human. Please? Fuck you, you’re mean.”
My sister-in-law was always a bit miffed that the love offerings that her cat placed on her pillow for her to wake up to always consisted of the half of the mouse with the tail – the head half seemed a bit more appropriate, somehow (albeit a bit mini-Godfatheresque).
But apparently it’s because cats only like eating the head end – the other half has the gall bladder, or something like that.
That’s one small slight to a kitteh, and one giant insult to feline kind!
Magpie, glad your dad’s recovering well.
Brandon, the obvious moral solution to your quandry is for you to become a porn star. Then you will get to have sex with porn stars, and you won’t have to pay them. In fact, you’ll get paid. Problem solved! Glad to help.
The problem with Brandon wanting to sleep with pornstars is that there even seems to be “SMV” there too, a pornstar would probably be classed as a high class escort and would command fees in the thousands or tens of thousands of dollars (aka sasha grey if she was available) as compared to a more common street walker who would be available for a more affordable rate.
Hypothetically, Brandon, would you pay $10,000 to sleep with Sasha Grey?
I’m also disappointed in our Scottish MRA troll, in my experience most MRAs are American, or maybe English, and work in IT or engineering. As someone of Scottish heritage , I’m disappointed to hear of MRAs from Scotland 🙁
Yes, the language about gay sex being a choice has been deployed in hateful ways. But I get what MRAL is saying. My girlfriend and I celebrate our choice to engage in lesbian sex. It is a choice, and it’s a great choice for people with same sex attractions. I’m tired of letting the religious right control my use of language. Acting upon our attractions in any way is a choice (gay, straight, or otherwise) and as long as everyone is of age and enthusiasticly consenting, then the choice is right. 🙂