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Fellas! Protect yourself from these sneaky lady tricks!

Some of them start young.

Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.

But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!

The old 60/40 split:

If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.

Sickbed slutty sexting:

They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.

Arson Night With the Girls:

When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.

Lady I N C E P T I O N

How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.

Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.

Short Hair: The Beginning of the End

Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?

That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.

And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:

In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”

Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:

You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.

I couldn’t have said it worse myself!

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Monsieur sans Nom
Monsieur sans Nom
12 years ago

In my city which it just about a million people: nothing.

This I consider to be a gross miscarry of justice. If I was widowed I would certainly have the expectation that I could pay for a mans company and sexual favor without emotional attachment yet it seems for some reason these services do not exist.

Why is this? I’m frankly demanding them if I was ever to be widowed.

Ever heard of craigslist? That’s what people do these days when they *need* sexual services on demand.

Bee
Bee
12 years ago

Yeah, that’s a good one, Mr. Al.

Brandon
Brandon
12 years ago

@Monsieur: Have you seen what a lot of the people on Craigslist look like? Gag me with a spoon.

Kavette
Kavette
12 years ago

MRAL

I told my husband (Kave) about your confession and he’s so happy for you. In his words ” I always knew he wasn’t one of them”.

I will say that before I came onto this site myself all I really knew was someone was finally making fun of mra’s, man felt rather vindicated after chasing my brother in law around for more then a decade, and there was a kid (we’re in our 40″s) that he was worried about and that kid was you. So he sends his regards.

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
12 years ago

I’m saying I make the choice to not have gay sex because it doesn’t appeal to me. Others make the choice to have gay sex because it appeals to them. I don’t have a problem with that, even though I don’t share their preferences. How the fuck is that controversial? God damn.

Kavette
Kavette
12 years ago

Bee

He does have the right to find homosexual sex repulsive as long as he accepts that others have the right to not feel that way. From his first comments that’s exactly what I got.

There are very few sexually acts that I would consider repulsive. Apparently my husband has already said that I was very close growing up to my uncle who was I am proud to say was the king of all leather daddies.

Scat still repulses me, as does bestiality and the majority of ageplay (but not all) . I think we are allowed to be grossed out by certain acts. Personal preference.

Molly Ren
12 years ago

Brandon: So you’ve tried CL, then? 😀

Arks
Arks
12 years ago

I think everyone’s got a little bit of the gay in them. Kinsey scale and all that. Actually, I would recommend that to any MGTOWs reading this over the prostitute route Brandon is suggesting. If the thought of the whole thing makes you feel uneasy, which I guess I can understand, then I’d say start with really feminine men – crossdressers, highly androgynous models etc. Then transition on to looking at pretty model types, then lean-but-fit men and from there on you pretty much set the bar of how masculine you’re willing to go. Or you could take the shortcut like I did, which was to just play Final Fantasy XII.
If it’s anal sex that disgusts you, realise that it’s not as common as you think it is and you don’t even have to do it. Although poop isn’t that bad, you’ve already seen tons of your own and other people’s poop isn’t that different.
I think it’s a really good option, but the most disappointing aspect of the MRM has always been its homophobia.

Molly Ren
12 years ago

Is Arks making fun of the MRAs now instead of the feminists? o.o

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
12 years ago

Arks is fucking hilarious.

Nobby
Nobby
12 years ago

First Brendan:

Paying a prostitute is most likely going to be cheaper than having a girlfriend in the long run

Current Brendan:

It is about a group of men that only want sex and paying for a prostitute might (depending on a bunch of variables that are currently unknown) might be cheaper.

Rather different, eh? Just putting that here so we can all see the backtracking.

Bee
Bee
12 years ago

I’m saying I make the choice to not have gay sex because it doesn’t appeal to me. Others make the choice to have gay sex because it appeals to them. I don’t have a problem with that, even though I don’t share their preferences

So … just to be clear, you’re just talking specifically about situations where straight people who aren’t sexually attracted to bodies of people of the same sex have sex with people of the same sex. Because it sounded like you were talking about gay people choosing to have sex with partners of the same sex, which stinks of the age-old, highly flawed narrative of gay sex acts being a “choice” and straight sex just being something one does.

If you’re talking about a straight man freely choosing to have sex with another man for reasons outside of innate sexual orientation, then I think I get what you’re saying.

Molly Ren
12 years ago

Nobby: Maybe Brandon really *is* a group of women’s studies majors?

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

Arks… isn’t homophobic, or at least has no issue with gay men? Somehow I expected someone with that much ugly vitriol to spew would exhibit bigotry magnetism. I guess that’s good?

Bostonian
12 years ago

I think for Arks, being gay would be a way around the blood vagina cartel. Or a way of avoiding hot buttered manatees.

Arks
Arks
12 years ago

@ Molly

No. You’re making the mistake of tarring the whole of the MRM with the same brush. The thing about the MRM is that it’s inseperable from conservatism, so when you bring all these people together you will inevitably get a little bit of bad in with your good. But that doesn’t change the stance of specific individuals.

Molly Ren
12 years ago

“hot buttered manatees”

David! This needs to be a t-shirt! 😀

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
12 years ago

Come on, Arks is clearly a troll in the old-school /b/-tard sense of just stirring the pot. I think he’s funny.

Nobby
Nobby
12 years ago

@MRAL Please keep in mind that a very large part of the anti-gay rhetoric (at least that bit that has accepted that being gay is many times not a choice) is based on the fact that, as you say, taking part in the act is a choice, and so they’ve latched onto that to declare homosexuality immoral. See also: the Catholic and Mormon churches (and probably lots of other ones, but those are the ones I know use this line). I, personally, read it like you meant it, I think. But keep in mind that that kind of rhetoric has been used elsewhere and carries baggage.

Molly Ren
12 years ago

MRAL: Have you seen the Book of Arks yet?

Nyke Young
12 years ago

I needed to come out of lurker mode just to say this.

I hate it when people down short hair on women. If a woman I was dating cut her hair, I’d invite her up for coffee.

Kavette
Kavette
12 years ago

Arks

I for one have engaged in anal sex for decades and never have had “poop” got in-between intimate moments. I”m not saying that some nights it’s been off limits because of intestinal issues.

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
12 years ago

No… I’m talking about people that choose to have gay sex, for any reason. Yeah, presumably most of these people will be, you know, gay, but that’s irrelevant. I would not choose to have gay sex, because it doesn’t appeal to me. But despite this, I don’t care what other people choose to do.

Bostonian
12 years ago

MARL, oh absolutely Arks is just taking the piss. I just wanted to see the phrases again, so I put them out there.
He is also against clam divers, for some reason.

I, for one support our seafood harvest workers!

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
12 years ago

It’s also a choice to engage in heterosexual sex, if that’s better. We choose which type of sex to have, or even to have it at all. Since other people’s sex lives have no effect on me, I really couldn’t care less what they do with their genitalia.

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