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Fellas! Protect yourself from these sneaky lady tricks!

Some of them start young.

Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.

But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!

The old 60/40 split:

If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.

Sickbed slutty sexting:

They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.

Arson Night With the Girls:

When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.

Lady I N C E P T I O N

How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.

Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.

Short Hair: The Beginning of the End

Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?

That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.

And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:

In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”

Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:

You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.

I couldn’t have said it worse myself!

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Lauralot
12 years ago

And the sleeping pills are kicking in. Evening, everyone.

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
12 years ago

Well, I think it’s pretty unambiguous. In terms of money, a prostitute costs more. In terms of time, a hook up costs more. One night stands are also, in my personal opinion, not hollow and mindless and kind of gross. So I know what I’d choose.

VoiP
VoiP
12 years ago

There’s also the consideration that not every man can get a one-night stand. In fact maybe more than we know can’t. For those men, prostitution is a valid option.

Nobody here is saying that prostitution, as such, is wrong. The point is that Brandon is so dumb I’m not sure how he manages to breathe and also probably a legit sociopath.

Were you there for the thread where he came up with a detailed scenario for filming every sex act he takes part in, without his partner’s knowledge or consent, and then encrypting the flash drives and (I think) embalming them in a heavy-duty polymer? It’s in case he’s ever accused of rape.

Damsel in de Tech (@damselindetech)

It’s immoral to me to rate porn stars in hierarchial terms and state that less-famous ones are immoral for not having the strength of moral character to at least be a popular and well-paid porn star.

zhinxy
12 years ago

Mral, if you can “get all the sex you want,” you still might wish to hire a sex worker for whatever reason! * And that’s fine! There’s no need to justify it as “a valid option.”

(Also, I do want to add that Nevada-brothel model sex work has it’s drawbacks, and those “health checks” can be quite invasive and a way for The Government to control women’s bodies. Being a registered sex-worker in Nevada is not Sex Worker paradise, and rules for these women about “being on the street after a certain hour” are very controlling. )

Molly Ren
12 years ago

MRAL: Somehow, Brandon doesn’t seem to have accepted that even after pages of comments. 😛

Dracula
Dracula
12 years ago

I sort of feel like people discussing the ease of getting sex should answer two questions:

Am I a woman?

Am I normal-looking?

You really need to quit assuming that women can magically get laid whenever they feel like it.

zhinxy
12 years ago

Damsel in de Tech -“It’s immoral to me to rate porn stars in hierarchial terms and state that less-famous ones are immoral for not having the strength of moral character to at least be a popular and well-paid porn star.” –

Yeah, I’m going with that too.

Bee – “Situational ethics is what you’re talking about, Brandon. Or possibly kind of malleable personal preferences.” – I think if we’re to understand it as his moral code, it makes the most sense as Divine Command Theory – Where what’s right and wrong shifts according to God Brandon? Perhaps?

Brandon
Brandon
12 years ago

@Molly: If you only take money into account than probably not. However, if you take more intrinsic things like time and energy into account, you might spend more getting a hookup. Also prostitutes pretty much guarantee sex (yes she does not have to consent, but that means she doesn’t get paid). Finding a hookup might take longer and/or be unsuccessful.

Again, it really depends on the individual. This clearly doesn’t apply to all men or even the majority of them. It is about a group of men that only want sex and paying for a prostitute might (depending on a bunch of variables that are currently unknown) might be cheaper.

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

@Ami, thank you, I work hard to meet my high personal yogurt-eating standards 😉

@Lauralot, goodnight, and if it’s not too presumptuous I’ll say that I was really glad to see you ’round these parts again.

zhinxy
12 years ago

nite lauralot! I think I should head to bed too! 🙂

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
12 years ago

Yeah, I don’t know what’s with Brandon and this whole “immoral” thing. It’s not offensive or anything, it’s just weird. Analogies to this effect have already been made, but I mean, I don’t like spinach on my pizza. This doesn’t mean I think spinach on pizza is “immoral”.

I think he just made a simple mistake but is too stubborn to cop to it.

Dracula
Dracula
12 years ago

And Brandon, honestly, the degree to which a sex worker is famous and hot is a pretty fucking shallow basis for compromising your morality. If “morality” is even the issue here, which I doubt.

Dracula
Dracula
12 years ago

I think he just made a simple mistake but is too stubborn to cop to it.

He does that a lot.

Brandon
Brandon
12 years ago

@Dracula: I wouldn’t be sleeping with a sex worker for her personality. It would be purely physical.

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

MRAL:

I think he just made a simple mistake but is too stubborn to cop to it.

Brandon does this all the friggin’ time, and it’s a big part of why threads with him in them balloon out of control in hours.

In other news, spinach on pizza is the best and you are clearly misinformed :p

Dracula
Dracula
12 years ago

So it’s not about morals at all, then? It’s okay to admit you were wrong, Brandon.

Molly Ren
12 years ago

“I think he just made a simple mistake but is too stubborn to cop to it.”

You hit the nail on the button there, MRAL. 😀

Brandon
Brandon
12 years ago

@MRAL: I am willing to concede that “immoral” might have been too harsh a term. However, the whole idea of paying for sex skeeves me the fuck out.

Bee
Bee
12 years ago

God, he even is kind of copping to it, except of course that he’s not.

Again, it really depends on the individual. This clearly doesn’t apply to all men or even the majority of them. It is about a group of men that only want sex and paying for a prostitute might (depending on a bunch of variables that are currently unknown) might be cheaper.

So it’s not all men, like he said at first, but only a minority of men. In fact, when you dissect what he’s saying, basically it’s that men who would find paying for a sex worker to be cheaper than dating will probably find paying for a sex worker cheaper than dating. I certainly can’t argue with that logic. It’s flawless!

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
12 years ago

@Brandon: Well, sure, okay, but to me, that just means you have a strong personal preference.

I find the thought of homosexual activity to be aesthetically unpleasing and the thought of engaging in it repulses me. This doesn’t mean I have a moral problem with other people enjoying homosexual activity, so long as they leave me out of it. It’s just a personal choice.

Bee
Bee
12 years ago

This doesn’t mean I have a moral problem with other people enjoying homosexual activity, so long as they leave me out of it. It’s just a personal choice.

Or, you know, not a choice, but whatever.

Kavette
Kavette
12 years ago

I have no problems with men employing sex workers for whatever reason.

I do however have an issue with a double standard.

I started watching a bravo series called Hung about a male prostitute. This lead me to google straight or bi male prostitutes in my city out of curiosity. I understand that in major centers like Chicago this would come up with results. In my city which it just about a million people: nothing.

This I consider to be a gross miscarry of justice. If I was widowed I would certainly have the expectation that I could pay for a mans company and sexual favor without emotional attachment yet it seems for some reason these services do not exist.

Why is this? I’m frankly demanding them if I was ever to be widowed.

VoiP
VoiP
12 years ago

I am willing to concede that “immoral” might have been too harsh a term. However, the whole idea of paying for sex skeeves me the fuck out.

OK, cool. Now that you say that instead of “immoral,” what you’re saying in this thread looks less internally inconsistent.

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
12 years ago

Come on, Bee. Being gay is not a choice, but engaging in gay sex is.

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