Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.
But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!
If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.
They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.
When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.
How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.
Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.
Short Hair: The Beginning of the End
Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?
That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.
And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:
In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”
Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:
You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.
I couldn’t have said it worse myself!
It is an immoral act to at least not do a quick search for that and see if you can get it cheaper on Ebay.
It is against my morals to pay for doctor pepper like it’s the same as any other soda, when I’m the one in the house that doesn’t like it. It’s like soda for everybody but me, that’s what it is!
It is not moral for me to buy the kindle fire, but it is moral for me to enjoy the one I got for xmas.
It is immoral to enjoy any movie by Seltzer or Friedburg.
Unless she’s a porn star. Porn stars: the Pepto Bismol of morality!
@Lauralot: I don’t force my beliefs on anyone. I don’t advocate any laws that would restrict people based on my beliefs. I might not like something, but that doesn’t give me the right to force you to agree with it or to live your life by it. I am free to talk, you are free not to listen. No one is holding a gun to your head saying “believe what Brandon is saying”. Nor would I want someone too.
There’s also the consideration that not every man can get a one-night stand. In fact maybe more than we know can’t. For those men, prostitution is a valid option.
Gross != immoral
Things that make me feel gross that aren’t immoral:
Cleaning up dog poop
Ketchup
Sitting on a cold toilet seat
Having an ingrown hair
Seeing somebody barf
House centipedes
Screeching noises when a fork scratches a plate
@Nobby and Zhinxy: I explained that the very thought of paying for a prostitute gave me a nauseating feeling. I think I wouldn’t enjoy the experience and would feel dirty afterwards.
Onions do that to me too. xD It doesn’t mean eating onions is immoral. NWO has headaches and seizures whenever I show up in a thread… it doesn’t mean him being on the internet while I’m here is immoral. xD (tho maybe I’M immoral, but I’ll let NWO explain that one xD )
You still need to explain why this is immoral, rather than “it’s not my thing” xD Murder (which you used before) is immoral because you are deliberately taking somebody’s life, not because “ew it’s icky”. At least I HOPE not, or the only thing keeping Brandon from harming others is his squeamishness o_o
Somehow I doubt that such women are THAT desperate. With looks like theirs, they can easily strip for extra $$$ , which pays really well(even better than ho-ing I hear) and doesn’t require them to sleep with the club patrons.
I have a moral imperative to eat leftover cheese pizza with slices of turkey kielbasa on it.
It’s moral to watch Mythbusters on Netflix.
It’s immoral to wear baseball caps.
By the way, it’s perfectly fine if you think that sex workers are immoral, or that you’re immoral for sleeping with women who aren’t porn stars or w/e xD But I’m just curious to hear you lay it out and explain it 😀 Cuz so far, it’s just “candy is moral cuz it tastes good” xD
If moral is just a synonym for “stuff I do”, that’ perfectly fine, we’ll just remember it next time we talk to you and you mention nething about morality :3 But my own curiosity wants to know more about your world and thought process 😀
@Bee: Well, how often would you have the chance to sleep with a porn star? I am all about experiencing new things. So if I were to hire a prostitute…it would have to be really friggin special. Like…Sunny Lane or Sasha Grey.
I feel like we are grossness twins, kladle. Ketchup is indeed the worst. High five!
I have felt literally sick when I thought I overspent for something. Even something I liked! Again, not moral.
“@Lauralot: I don’t force my beliefs on anyone. I don’t advocate any laws that would restrict people based on my beliefs. I might not like something, but that doesn’t give me the right to force you to agree with it or to live your life by it.”
Brandon, again, that’s awesome. Here is your libertarian treat. They’re valued in GOLD!
Umn, the thing is though, why do you keep repeating this? It seems a little off point, yes? I think this too, but I don’t just keep saying it over and over and over and over again.
I sort of feel like people discussing the ease of getting sex should answer two questions:
Am I a woman?
Am I normal-looking?
If you answer yes to both, maybe consider that it’s not so easy for others.
So filming a woman without her consent during sex because you believe it’s justified in case of false rape accusations isn’t coercing someone into following your moral system? How very informative.
(Yes, I know you’ve never done it. The fact that you still think it’s acceptable does not speak highly of you.)
Aww yay, Bee! Ketchup haters should stick together. It’s clearly a violation of ethics to ruin perfectly good food with ketchup 😉
Men’s Rights Activist Lieutenant | December 18, 2011 at 11:51 pm
There’s also the consideration that not every man can get a one-night stand. In fact maybe more than we know can’t. For those men, prostitution is a valid option.
Sex work doesn’t need to be justified MRAL xD It should be a valid option for nebody. xD
Besides, Holly already volunteered to have a one night stand with you and you turned it down. xD
You mean “not every man can get a one-night stand with a woman he wants.” xD
@Monsieur: Really? Because Sunny Lane is a fairly popular porn star and has worked at the Bunny Ranch.
http://www.bunnyranch.com/bunnybabes/SunnyLane.php
I can’t make the friends to entertain me I want. Buying a Wii should be a valid option for me.
I just took a moral stand, and put granola in my Greek yogurt. You are all welcome to not put granola in your yogurt, because my morality is only for myself. However, that’s gross yuck.
MRAL: Well, yeah, that is true. What we were arguing about wasn’t whether a guy seeing a prostitute was a valid option, though. We were trying to figure out whether a prostitute actually cost less than a hookup. Now the point seems to have gotten away from us. 😛
XDDD
<3 Viscaria
you are a v noble moral yogurt eater Viscaria :3
I’m not talking about me, Ami. I’m just speculating.
Well, then you’re talking about … something else, then. Not morals, and not nausea. And not experiencing new things, either, actually. You’ve never experienced sex with a prostitute, so why not experience that, if that’s what you’re “all about”? Situational ethics is what you’re talking about, Brandon. Or possibly kind of malleable personal preferences.