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Fellas! Protect yourself from these sneaky lady tricks!

Some of them start young.

Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.

But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!

The old 60/40 split:

If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.

Sickbed slutty sexting:

They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.

Arson Night With the Girls:

When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.

Lady I N C E P T I O N

How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.

Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.

Short Hair: The Beginning of the End

Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?

That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.

And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:

In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”

Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:

You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.

I couldn’t have said it worse myself!

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Xanthe
Xanthe
12 years ago

When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.

Wut. Let me guess, was there a response to this suggesting the guy either stalk his girlfriend when she goes out with her friends, or use a PI to play gumshoe?

Sarah
Sarah
12 years ago

When I’m sad the thing I want most in the world is for my partner to come into bed and hold me and tell me they still love me. Why… why would anyone not do that for their girlfriend? I don’t get it… maybe she’s sexting other people because you don’t hug her enough?

Molly Ren
12 years ago

My mom actually told me about housewives she knew in the 60s and 70s that did the 60/40 split… because they had no other way of making money and were afraid their husbands would leave them.

Damsel in de Tech (@damselindetech)

Damn it, they’re on to me! Time to go out and snag a husband without internet access…

Joanna
12 years ago

These guys are paranoid weirdooooos.

Pyena
Pyena
12 years ago

“Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?”

…because if they didn’t, they’d have to put up with these guys harping about unattractive women?

And what’s wrong with short hair? I cut mine short because my hair was very unflattering when it was long.

Polliwog
Polliwog
12 years ago

Generally, when my partner is sick or sad, I do things like “make him soup” and “give him hugs” and “watch reruns of Law & Order in bed with him” and “cheer him up by having boobs he can play with.” I get why these dudes can’t do the last one, but it’s really quite pathetic that they can’t pull off the first three.

zhinxy
12 years ago

I never did arson night, and I even hang out with anarchists. I am so bummed.

Polliwog
Polliwog
12 years ago

Also, I really wish these idiots would stop going on about how terrible short hair is. It always makes me and my very long hair feel kind of icky. I don’t want the sort of guy who thinks women set out to “catch suckers” to think I’m his type! *shudder*

Kyrie
Kyrie
12 years ago

I don’t get how Arson nigth is gendered.
I mean, how do I know he’s not really stripping or putting things on fire on so called board game evenings?

Kyrie
Kyrie
12 years ago

Being pretty: damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

Molly Ren
12 years ago

zhinxy: I know! These women with boyfriends lead WAY more interesting lives than I do!

zhinxy
12 years ago

Mollyren – That settles it, I gotta get myself a new victi… Err, fella.

Joanna
12 years ago

My boyfriend can go a whole week without seeing me and not accuse of arson. Maybe he’s the one doing the arson! =O

zhinxy
12 years ago

Also, when I was little, I looked a lot like little Drew Barrymore in Firestarter for a little while (My sister now looks like Drew Barrymore, and I don’t, but that’s neither here nor there. ).

So every time I got angry my brothers would tease me that I was about to start a fire. Cause they were mean.

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

These guys are immature jackasses. If these guys actually had girlfriends, they’d know the reality is so much more boring.

Although an Arson Night with the girls does sound like fun. BRB, gotta make some calls.

Polliwog
Polliwog
12 years ago

I am totally up for Arson Night. So far, the only “girls’ nights out” I can recall have entailed far less exciting activities, like “playing a board game,” “going to a coffee shop and chatting,” and “watching reruns of Glee.” A little arson might spice things right up!

Eimos
Eimos
12 years ago

Right, because women just aren’t capable of doing any of those things. They’re just all too perfect and without fault. No? Clearly you’re the type of person who doesn’t have a problem with women trashing on men and the shit they can do. Equality means equal share in the good and the bad.

Joanna
12 years ago

Do we have a new troll? =D

zhinxy
12 years ago

Eimos, who are you talking to?

Eimos
Eimos
12 years ago

I also think it’s in bad taste to take the worst examples and give the impression it’s representative of everyone.

Molly Ren
12 years ago

Eimos, just how many arsonists do you *know*?

If your girlfriend goes out at night, she could be doing lots of things, yes… but arson seems a bit much. When my guy friend goes out, I don’t assume he’s robbing a bank, even though both men and women are capable of doing so.

clairedammit
clairedammit
12 years ago

I take my husband’s extra money* and invest it in four jointly-held Vanguard mutual funds. I hope he doesn’t figure out that I haven’t been spending it all on food!

*and mine.

zhinxy
12 years ago

So on a misogyny mocking site, that exists to mock extreme examples, you can’t have any extreme examples, or make fun of them, because unfair? I think people who aren’t trolls understand it’s a mockery site, here.

Eimos
Eimos
12 years ago

“You” refers to, well, the choir preaching to itself here. But most importantly the OP.

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