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Fellas! Protect yourself from these sneaky lady tricks!

Some of them start young.

Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.

But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!

The old 60/40 split:

If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.

Sickbed slutty sexting:

They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.

Arson Night With the Girls:

When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.

Lady I N C E P T I O N

How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.

Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.

Short Hair: The Beginning of the End

Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?

That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.

And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:

In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”

Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:

You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.

I couldn’t have said it worse myself!

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katz
8 years ago

Would you want to be in a relationship where your partner could override every one of your decisions? If not, why do you want half the population to have that fate?

Because he’s not part of the other half of the population, duh.

Sniper
Sniper
8 years ago

NWO says this crap when women in Cairo are being beaten for standing up for civil rights for everyone. Every one of those women is worth more than 10 of him if he was gold-plated.

Dracula
Dracula
8 years ago

Batman, Superman, Spider-Man… they’re peasants. Serving their lord, that bitch Catwoman.

Spider-Man? What does he have to do with Catwoman?

cynickal
cynickal
8 years ago

@Dracula, Cat Woman… Black Cat… who can tell the difference when they’re wearing a mask?

@Sniper

NWO says this crap when women in Cairo are being beaten for standing up for civil rights for everyone.

Heck, you don’t even have to cross the ocean. Try Oakland. Or New York. Or Seattle.

Monsieur sans Nom
Monsieur sans Nom
8 years ago

I think this song really describes human male-female relationships best(if you won’t take if from Pat Benatar, take if from Tina Turner. She would know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqWkFF-TbMU

ithiliana
8 years ago

Nomless: only if you reduce all male-female relationships to heterosexual ones, and ignore, oh, friends, family, collegial relationships which the misogynists/mras tend to do.

Monsieur sans Nom
Monsieur sans Nom
8 years ago

Sorry ithiliana, youtube html fail on my part. 🙁 I was talking about romance, not platonics FWIW.

Let’s try this again………….Tina Turner knows best:

😉

ithiliana
8 years ago

Nomless: oh, no I know the work well-=am a huge TT fan (and I read the ending of the video as the woman dying, which is so often the patriarchal fate for women).

But my point is that YOUR intro did not specify the m/f relationship as specifically heterosexual — whch, like many other misogynists, MRAs, trolls, is typical. You all fail to see that there are all sorts of human relationships possible between men and women, and you all focus on one very skewed heternormative and patriarchal take on it.

Depressing and boring after a while, especially if one is queer.

Monsieur sans Nom
Monsieur sans Nom
8 years ago

Well ithiliana, I was not talking about homosexual relationships and that song is specifically referring to heterosexual romantic relationships(i.e. not platonic). There ARE songs about homosexual relationships but that isn’t one of them……Why are you bringing up heteronormativity? If you wanna talk about same-sex relationships, well….what of it?

Monsieur sans Nom
Monsieur sans Nom
8 years ago

Might I add: While some women clearly won’t alow a peen in the back door. Another thing I’m a big fan of is tossing her salad. Do any women here enjoy that or have tried it???

Monsieur sans Nom
Monsieur sans Nom
8 years ago

OOPS! Sorry, wrong thrad. 🙁

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