Found on Wedded Abyss, linked to by some MRA dude on Reddit. I believe the thing on the right is a high-heeled shoe, which like most high-heel shoes has a woman’s mouth on it with a chain coming from out of the mouth, with a little silhouetto of a man in handcuffs attached to it. Because that totally is what marriage is all about these days, amirite fellas? We’re just tiny silhouettes of men chained to the giant mouth-having shoe of feminazi injustice!!
MRAL, when I was about your age, I had a summer job in an orthopedic shoe store. If you think feet are unattractive as is, imagine what they’d look like after 35 years of constant heel-wearing.
I’ll never forget the poor old lady who came in insisting she was a size six. We measured her feet and she was a NINE. She’d been cramming her feet into shoes that were three sizes too small for.god knows how long. They were like talons.
Anyway, I fully sympathize with the anti-foot fetish, but asking your partners to wear heels all the time is counter-productive. Ask for knee socks instead.
MRAL: Would it be misandric to say that I find men’s feel gross and that they should be obligated to keep shoes on during sex? Would that make me a shallow, bitchy person? For that matter, do alpha men have to have nice feet?
For the record, I am not really invested in people’s feet. Shoes on, off, whatever, I don’t care much, as long as they don’t have like, rank foot odor or something.
MRAL, as someone who has actually had sex, there are very few circumstances in which you will have enough time to notice the state of your partner’s toenails.
Also, sensible shoes FTW.
Right on, Holly!
Well, there’s the footjob…but that would require the shoes to be off anyway.
klopbop, saying that a rock star is kind of cute is misandric in MRAL’s book. There is absolutely no way to figure out what will set him off except trial and error.
Is there any part of a woman’s body you do find attractive? So far we know that you dislike breasts, vulvas, feet, and body hair…
NWO, you do realize you are trolling other people’s sites saying they have no life while you check up on how often they post…do you never stop to reflect on yourself before addressing others?
To be fair, MRAL’s made it clear that he likes breasts (and, really, what’s not to love about them?).
seconding the recommendation for wearing stripey knee socks during sex. An excellent idea for people of all genders.
MRAL: talks about how gross women’s body parts are, but then accuses women of being arrogant and shallow.
You know what I want for Christmas? a more intelligent breed of troll in here.
Spearhafoc: The noble footjob is, indeed, one of the very few circumstances in which one would notice the state of one’s partner’s toenails.
MRAL, I have weird hair on my toes and toenails long enough that sometimes I accidentally scratch people with them. I just felt you needed to know this. 🙂
Lol Ozy xD
MRAL, taking a break might be good for you– you’ve gone back to being really angry lately and you’re being kinda reckless and just telling us all sorts of odd things about your life. As Bee said, you should be going to therapy and discussing this stuff with your therapist. If you quit therapy you should seriously go back and continue to work on stuff.
I love fluevogs
NWOslave
I think the same about you. When are you working?
Holly, congrats on the 4.0!
Quackers, and anyone looking for a better breed of troll, check out the movie Trollhunter, now available on Netflix streaming.
http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Trollhunter/70170065?trkid=496624
You’ll get several breeds of trolls to choose from.
Anyway, it’s a fabulous faux-found-footage horror/comedy from Norway. Starts a little slow, but once it gets going it’s fantastic. Sometimes funny, sometimes tense, lots of gorgeous Norwegian scenery. Not too gross or violent. Well, a teensy bit gross from time to time.
Am I the only one who saw that and first thought “Why does that guy who is kneeling in prayer have a flamingo on a leash which is eating something?”
@spear, no, he only likes them in bras, he doesn’t like bare breasts…
What confuses me about you, MRAL, is the apparent strength of your negative reactions to certain body parts. I don’t much love feet either, and don’t really understand why some people do love them, but like any other part of the body that I don’t find all that aesthetically appealing feet are just sort of there. As long as the person I’m sleeping with isn’t sticking them in my face, who care, you know? Same with any other body part that I find wierd looking.
Why the vehemence in terms of body parts you don’t really dig? It’s odd.
Yeah guys because you are so totally being forced to get married. At knifepoint. You have absolutely no choice or options in your life, or means to support yourself, other than marriage.
Disembodied lips are the freakiest thing in the world *shudder*
Owly:
Yup. But since my work mostly involves sitting in front of a computer, Firefox has tabbed browsing, and as a home-based freelancer I don’t have to worry about Internet Acceptable Use Policies or even looking over my shoulder…
I need seven hours sleep minimum if I have to do the school run in the morning.
Where is that chain anchored on her end? I think that guy has more leverage than he thinks.
Why do these MRA morons get married to people they obviously despise?
It’s probably every kind of good for MRAL to not be here.
Although I wish he had a bit more insight about the relationship between swearing at David and being on probation.