Found on Wedded Abyss, linked to by some MRA dude on Reddit. I believe the thing on the right is a high-heeled shoe, which like most high-heel shoes has a woman’s mouth on it with a chain coming from out of the mouth, with a little silhouetto of a man in handcuffs attached to it. Because that totally is what marriage is all about these days, amirite fellas? We’re just tiny silhouettes of men chained to the giant mouth-having shoe of feminazi injustice!!
No, I understand how you’d think that Holly. I would in fact not mind being gay because, hey, no alpha bitches. But I can say for certain that I am very much straight.
I’m not particularly attracted to feet either, dude, but they’re hardly gross.
I also don’t understand how you can find women’s feet, rather than just feet in general, repulsive. Are women’s feet that different from men’s?
…Are there any women who aren’t alpha bitches? Just curious.
I do get the feeling, however, that you’re very concerned with proving your masculinity–you want to stick your dick in hot chicks! you wank a lot!–and don’t have nearly as much of a sex drive as you have a “prove I have a sex drive” drive. If that makes sense. And I think if you learned to let go of that you’d be a happier person.
Anyway. Just throwing that out there.
Maybe this is something you could explore with your therapist, Mr. Al. You’re still going to your therapist regularly, right?
I don’t know if I’m really concerned with proving any kind of masculinity. At least not consciously. I just think masturbation is funny.
The only thing I wanna know is…. Do any of you people fucking work? Ever? I can go to any post on manboobz and it’s like 24/7, you’re all commenting. I mean WTF! Is this like the rough jobs you’re all telling me about? Where you titter and gossip all day? Poor oppressed women! You’re all such victims! Maybe if men weren’t so oppressive they’d invent a softer keyboard so you won’t damage your finely manicured fingers. I’d love to chat but if I don’t get 5 hours sleep I get a tad cranky.
MRAL, have you thought about whether you might be asexual?
NWO, you do know it’s not the same people commenting all day, right?
Me, I just took my last final yesterday and today I found out that I have a 4.0 for the semester, so I feel pretty good taking the day off and just chilling. 🙂
Dude, there are different people here at different times. I know you are not actually literate, but unlike you, I notice that not everyone is around at all times.
NWO, it’s called multi-tasking, look into it.
Yeah, actually, when you were making those threads about “who should I masturbate to?” I assume you were just trolling us. But if you were serious– I think most people with sex drives would probably masturbate as soon as the urge struck them, rather than waiting around for feedback from an internet forum. I know that when I need to masturbate it’s pretty distracting and not something I’d voluntarily delay indefinitely. Similarly, I usually fixate on some stimulus or fantasy object almost involuntarily.
If you literally went days without masturbating because you were waiting for us to tell you how to do it–you should REALLY consider whether you might be asexual.
(Obviously there are sexual people who masturbate differently or less frequently from me; you could easily be one of them)
I also have to admit that Manboobz is sufficiently addictive that I sometimes post on my phone from work. I guess you can call me a pampered princess for getting breaks at work? But I do. That is my female privilege (which all my male coworkers also share).
@NWO:
“I’d love to chat but if I don’t get 5 hours sleep I get a tad cranky.”
Hmm… Bit late for that, mate.
But yeah, it’s amazing what you can accomplish with a huge crowd of people, all over different timezones.
FYI, I can’t comment in real-time anymore because Fucktrelle put me on moderation again. This was my last backup account, so I’m pretty much owned. I think I’ll retire from Manboobz. It was interesting. I think some people here are ok. I might come back in a few months.
Congratulations, Holly! Way to whoop some major @$$ this semester. I hope you have a great break!!
Do you think it’s worth trying to explain to NWO the concept of time zones?
It looks like the logo for some kind of Femdom club. Definitely Owly’s kind of avatar (sorry MRAL (Haec Dixit Spatio Papa)).
And the “Do you spend all your time refreshing the site?” accusation is silly. One time, when that blog where the author was deleting and editing the comments of manboobzers was under discussion, I spent the evening writing a paper and posting comments intermittently, then went to a class, and one of our friend Johnny_BB’s(?) insults directed towards me was something like “ah, another fine evening spent defending women’s rights.”
High-five Holly!
NWO, I will gladly admit my job isn’t rough at all. Are you happy?
What, there are people here from outside the US? Who designed this Internet thing anyway!
Despite what you see in porn, the way that usually ends is someone gets poked in the eye with the heels and it isn’t the woman.
I like cute shoes, I can’t wear most of them, but I do like them. However I have never gotten the seen the attraction of keep shoes on for sex. Not to put anyone’s kinks down but it’s one of those things I’ve never gotten the appeal of.
@Noadi,
poked in the eye? I’d be more worried about getting poked in the balls!
Would it be much creepier if the mouth was just wearing socks? I sort of think so. Yes, definitely.
“I just said women’s feet are gross, not their whole bodies.”
And you also think vulvas are gross. What abour women’s ears? Or their eyes? Do women have gross eyes in your opinion?
If it were wearing socks it would look like it were going to step on the guy.
Or trip on the chain, which socks would probably cause. So…um…warning to giant mouths, wear heels?