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Maxim explains “How to Cure a Feminist”

Given that we live in a feminazi gynocracy, with evil feminasties controlling all that we see and hear, it’s amazing that something like this ever found its way into print. This is from Maxim, in 2003. I found it here. Click on it to see it full size.

In the interest of accuracy, I would like to note that the woman pictured below might not be an actual feminist, as her armpit hair appears to be fake.

 

From Maxim, 2003.

 

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blitzgal
8 years ago

I’m 35 and never married. Is it a contest? Some people do better alone; I’m one of them. Thing is, I don’t blame other people for it, or try to disparage an entire gender because of MY issues!

I understand that because of some experiences in my past, I have certain trust issues that make it difficult for me to form lasting romantic relationships with another person. (Long story short, I lost a parent at a young age and was abused by a daycare provider — a female daycare provider) I have no problems making friends and am close with my family, but when it comes to romantic relationships that trust issue is just a hurdle that I have difficulty overcoming. At this point I know I’m alone because that’s what I’ve become accustomed to.

I’ve gotten a lot more comfortable with myself as a person as I’ve gotten older so I could make the effort to get out there again. And before the MRAs all jump in to point out that I’m expired or whatever, there are men around who have been interested but I always hold them at arm’s length.

Anyway, I’m mostly posting this to counter some of the whining we keep hearing from people like NWO and JTK. There are lots of lonely people out there in the world; not all of us become spiteful, selfish jerks who blame an entire gender for it.

Kyrie
Kyrie
8 years ago

“the MGTOW philosophy is like the Church of Nihilism: if these guys really want to become completely asocial, then perhaps they should go live in a cave and eat locusts and honey for a month.”
I dunno. It seems to shift between “I want to live away from the rest of the world” to “I prefer video game to seducing women in bars” and sometimes the odd “getting married with a woman and all business as usual, but still a revolutionary”
The common is that they all seem harmless, contrary to the PUA who go from obnoxious to rapey. And sometimes directly advice rape as a way to get sex. (cf “rape game”)

Sorka
Sorka
8 years ago

Even those who aren’t in the cullt per se — such as MRAL and Arks — often articulate ideas that could have been uttered by a dogmatic cultist. L. Ron Hubbard would be proud.

Yes — one of the things that baffles me about the people who subscribe to Game and PUA is the way in which they bring its very specific terminology (Alpha, Beta, hamster wheel, etc.) and its specific ideas (e.g. hypergamy, women as irrational children, evo-psych) into other discussions as if these were all obvious truths. They seem to assume that these ideas cannot be contested or at least that they do not need to be explained to anyone outside of the “manosphere”, yet when I first started reading these blogs, I felt they were all using code speech. Turns out all the code mostly masks a lot of bullshit and a hell of a bleak view of humanity.

Kyrie
Kyrie
8 years ago

Oh, it’s easy to translate. You roll a dice 4, and the number tells you the translation:
1: I’m an asshole.
2: I’m miserable and it’s must be someone fault. (roll again, 1 for feminists, 2 for women, 3 for submissive male, (“manginas”) 4 for non-submissive males (“alphas”). You can roll several times if you want)
3: If you put you dick in a lot of vaginas and don’t go to prison (and no babies), you win!
4: I need to control the world because I’m insecure.

Always happy to help.

Xanthe
Xanthe
8 years ago

Retreating to man-caves to play video games, read MGTOW web-sites and troll feminist blogs does not sound like these MGTOWers are Orthodox. Their interpretation of the holy scripture must be heretical, and they have fallen into societal participatory schism.

To be serious, yes, I saw your quotation of the “rape game” — that’s skeevy (which is the new way of saying creepy, seein’ as MRAs are callin’ that a shamin’ word…).

(I blame the iPhone for the odd mis-spellings in my last message.)

captainbathrobe
8 years ago

@Ami,

“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas.”

Speaking as a children’s therapist, I love that line. XD

Xanthe
Xanthe
8 years ago

From your dice post, Kyrie, I’m guessing Brandon’s and DKM’s are loaded to only roll 1 and 4, while MRAL has two dice, the first only has the number 2 on it. NWOslave doesn’t have any dice because the gynocracy stolez it from usss, my preciousss… and we wants it back!

captainbathrobe
8 years ago

@JTK,

And…not a single fuck will be given this day, either.

ithiliana
8 years ago

@Kyrie: IDWTBMANTWWTKTATTDOW

OMG, YES.

It would be a pardon my obscenity a marriage made in heaven.

*hands you internet you haz won*

ithiliana
8 years ago

*Drags out another internet for Kyrie for the game analogy of the game, aahahaha*

Kyrie
Kyrie
8 years ago

Mmh, Xanthe, I think Brandon have rolled a few 2 as well. And you forgot Meller! He doesn’t have a dice, he has a marble with 4 written on it.

Stephanie
Stephanie
8 years ago

@Pterygotus

“… in their own, seperate hierarchies of attraction, as one would logically expect under such a model?”

could you elaborate? Because from what I understand, alphas date alphas, betas date betas, omegas date omegas (if they’re lucky), etc. And I believe sometimes a beta can date an alpha? But what if an alpha male is attracted to a girl that you would consider alpha in terms of looks, except she’s a lesbian? Would that make her an omega or beta automatically? and since the alpha male cannot “get” her, would that relegate him to beta or omega status?

I don’t see how LGBT people should have their own, separate hierarchies of attraction, if they overlap like this with hetero people?

And what about bisexual people? Would they be in two hierarchies at once? Please explain.

Xanthe
Xanthe
8 years ago

Yeah, even a loaded dice will fall on a non-favoured side sometimes. I suggested Meller (= DKM) has the same loaded dice as Brandon, but your idea of a marble with the number 4 is much neater.

Xanthe
Xanthe
8 years ago

Stephanie,

I think they only cover those advanced topics when you have advanced to OT VIII. Our PUA cultists who troll Mannoobz haven’t ascended to that level, where they can alter sexuality at will (like L. Ron says Operating Thetans can alter matter by will — I’m running with the PUA = cult like $cientology idea).

hellkell
hellkell
8 years ago

JTK, go right ahead and go your own way. None of us are stopping you, and as a woman, I applaud your decision.

Seriously, go.

Stephanie
Stephanie
8 years ago

Lol @ Xanthe

Kyrie
Kyrie
8 years ago

“DKM=Meller”
I need to clean my glasses, or possibly my brain.

Xanthe
Xanthe
8 years ago

The ordinary e-meters used at Roissy’s Château Heartiste clinic are only calibrated to give meaningful results for the Dating Market Value of cis hetero men and women, which is satisfactory for the hoi polloi, but for the true adept of Game he makes referrals to advanced training modules (and so modestly priced!) where you are instructed on resetting the e-meter to read any letter of the Greek alphabet you want it to! It’s almost like magic, except it’s the reality-bending action of a trained alpha.

</bullshit>

Xanthe
Xanthe
8 years ago

“Would you like to take a personality test … know your Dating Market Value?” — as recommended by minions of L. Roissy

Brandon
Brandon
8 years ago

Articles like this are stupid. Why would you even waste time trying to “cure” a feminist? That is way to much effort for little reward. It’s not your job to “cure” shit. Let her be a feminist. Your energy would be better spent finding a woman that is much more compatible with you to begin with…instead of trying to change a feminist into a respectable woman.

Stephanie
Stephanie
8 years ago

“Market value”? So women are commodities? That is absolutely disgusting.

ithiliana
8 years ago

@Brandon The Rape Apologist: Wow, you missed a whole glorious thread of rape denial and apology and trolling. Better zip over there fast or you’ll be sliding down the Troll Ladder faster than shit through a goose!

Stephanie
Stephanie
8 years ago

I just Googled that test and found it here:
http://heartiste.wordpress.com/dating-market-value-test-for-women/

I’m taking it right now and feeling very objectified. Lovely.

Xanthe
Xanthe
8 years ago

I think Brandon rolled a 1. I tell you, those dice are loaded!

captainbathrobe
8 years ago

This seems to be the MGTOW pattern for posting here:

1. Even though no one asked, proudly declare your intention to live without teh ebil women. Include as many tired MRA/MGTOW tropes as possible in your declaration.

2. Pause for inevitable ridicule and/or indifference.

3. With all the indignation you can muster, declare that, based on the responses of teh ebil feminists, you are Definitely Going Your Own Way..and it serves them right!

(bonus points for the use of double-period ellipses)

4. Pause for inevitable ridicule and/or indifference.

5. Rinse and repeat.

hellkell
hellkell
8 years ago

Aw, B_don must be upset that the other trolls are getting all the attention. either that or it’s finally Negative Attention Fix O’Clock.

Xanthe
Xanthe
8 years ago

Yes, the porntastic L. Roissy standards include an optimum age of 17–20 years old; a BMI of about 18 and a D cup figure; and below or average intelligence. And rating a 10 for facial beauty can’t hurt either.

The best comment on that thread is from our own Manboobzer and sex blogger extra-ordinaire Molly Ren, suggesting an alternate option for question #29.

Kyrie
Kyrie
8 years ago

“Better zip over there fast or you’ll be sliding down the Troll Ladder faster than shit through a goose!”
Does that mean we have alpha, beta and omegas trolls? 0_o And maybe even TGTOW (T for Troll) once they’re tired.
I think it should measure the originality of the trolling, its frequency, the number of responses, the type of answers (compassion, anger, mockery,…), the consistency of the argument (sorry Brandon), the quality of name calling received (good for you, Meller)

Kyrie
Kyrie
8 years ago

So, the test. I took it and apparently I’m a classic beta.
On the bright side, I can now tell to shut up to all whiny self declared beta males, because my life is the same nightmare.
But I would have preferred to score lower, because the idea of being approached by a PUA is not a pleasant one, no matter what he looks like. Since most of my points comes from being young (who would have thought my best quality was the time since I got born? Huge ego boost) I should get down this ladder in 2 years. Yeahhh!

But we’re the shallow ones, right MRAL? From now on, I’ll try to answer troll’s arguments with other misogynists’ arguments.

juliejezebel
8 years ago

Stephanie I am apparently a “Greater Beta” due in great part to my age, cup size and opinions about various sexual acts.

Viscaria
Viscaria
8 years ago

I’m a nascent alpha, everyone! And since I’m unfortunately unable to stop time, I will keep sliding down the scale (I already had the gall to age past 20) so I’m thinking I’d better dump my boyfriend and get on the Alpha Cock Carousel until I’m “used up” and no one wants me 🙂

Glass
Glass
8 years ago

Holy. Crap.

I just looked at that survey thing and as a cis-male feel creeped out after reading that.

WTF kind of cretin came up with that???

Amused
8 years ago

@JTK:

I find as each day goes by that I desire less material things than I ever did before
and I only eat at certain restaurants, the ones that are usually modest in their
environment and I shop more and more at Family Dollar and Wal Mart.The only “upscale” store I only shop at now is for mens suits for my job.

I just seem to have no desire to be around or patronize anything that represents
mainstream society.

Oh, you can’t make this up. Your way of rejecting mainstream society is … shopping at Walmart? Seriously?

BlackBloc
BlackBloc
8 years ago

>>“Market value”? So women are commodities? That is absolutely disgusting.

When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. When all you have is a course in Economy 101 and a couple of tracts from right-wing libertarians, everything looks like a market. 😉

Amused
8 years ago

Your energy would be better spent finding a woman that is much more compatible with you to begin with…instead of trying to change a feminist into a respectable woman.

Brandon: You have already informed us in detail that you don’t consider any woman who sleeps with you “respectable”. Your purpose in dating is to call a woman filthy names and to videotape her having sex with you without her consent. So what’s a feminist missing by not dating you? Sure looks like a nightmare.

Glass
Glass
8 years ago

@JTK

Which one are you? C’mon! Don’t be shy!

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/photos

kladle
kladle
8 years ago

hahaha JTK reminds me of this:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/billadams/321845104/

Brandon
Brandon
8 years ago

@Amused: Ashley is a respectable girl.

Stephanie
Stephanie
8 years ago

I scored a 25 on the Market value test for women, which makes me a Greater Beta as well. I took the Market Value test for men, just to see what I would score on there, and I got a 0–which for some reason, also makes me a Beta.

So basically these tests are a lot more judgmental about women than men. An alpha male would be of “lower” quality than an alpha female. So. Weird.

darksidecat
darksidecat
8 years ago

Can we not engage in classism against people who shop at Walmart or Dollar General, please?

Yes, it is funny that one of our new MRA troll litter thinks shopping at some of the most popularly patronized stores in the country is avoiding the mainstream, but that doesn’t really excuse classism or fatphobia against others.

Glass
Glass
8 years ago

@darksidecat

Understood. My apologies.

blitzgal
8 years ago

You LOSE points for having a high IQ. That tells you everything right there.

ithiliana
8 years ago

@Kyrie: Does that mean we have alpha, beta and omegas trolls? 0_o And maybe even TGTOW (T for Troll) once they’re tired.

Clearly! Although I tend to default to A, B, C, D, and F grades since, well, occupational hazard.

I’m all for collaborating on a highly numeric and chart driven system of ranking Trolls although the whining some of them will do if they don’t end up high enough (or low enough, depending on scale) the chart will be, I have no doubt, heart-rending!

entrophia
8 years ago

I suspect this is a sneaky way of trying to introduce men who have yet to be enlightened to feminism, since the homework involved to even attempt this basically requires causing the guy to fully educate himself on third wave feminism.

But is this even a thing? “I find this woman preposterously unattractive because she has none of the cultural trappings of what I like, and I perceive her as an active danger of castration. I must educate myself on her philosophy to encourage her to dress in a sexualized fashion and participate in her hobbies.”

Stephanie
Stephanie
8 years ago

Ok, I used Google to find an answer about LGBT people and the hierarchy, and apparently lesbians do fit into the whole PUA ‘game’. Apparently, a PUA male can pick up a lesbian by wearing the urine of a pregnant woman as perfume.

http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/lesbian-pickup-critique-vt98302.html

ithiliana
8 years ago

@Stephanie: Oh, no, I ain’t clicking.

But I am imagining an asshole trying to find a pregnant woman he can ask for a urine sample since my theory is he doesn’t actually have any women friends, pregnant or not.

My life was so much better when I thought they just ignored all us not-straight people…..sigh.

Stephanie
Stephanie
8 years ago

@ithiliana

There’s no disturbing pictures or anything if that’s what you’re worried about.

@David

“just as a matter of course”

Hahahaha!

hellkell
hellkell
8 years ago

Ashley is a respectable girl.

That’s the great thing about imaginary girlfriends, they can be whatever you want them to be.

ithiliana
8 years ago

@Stephane: not so much pictures as I am afraid that the Cooties of Complete and Utter Macho Stupidity will infect my netbook, Fluffy! One can never be too careful out here in this series of tubes! (Actually I have a general policy of never clicking on links to any of the mrapuapooptroll sites linked from Manboobz–this is as close as I want to get!).