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Maxim explains “How to Cure a Feminist”

Given that we live in a feminazi gynocracy, with evil feminasties controlling all that we see and hear, it’s amazing that something like this ever found its way into print. This is from Maxim, in 2003. I found it here. Click on it to see it full size.

In the interest of accuracy, I would like to note that the woman pictured below might not be an actual feminist, as her armpit hair appears to be fake.

 

From Maxim, 2003.

 

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NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@Joanna

Lol. You don’t believe in freedom or equality. Not without a safety net.

Joanna
13 years ago

“I’ve decided to encourage all women to be as slutty as possible. Let’s just up and get it over with.”

But only slutty for you eh NWO? Maybe you should wear beer goggles all the time so all women everywhere look slutty just for you!

amandajane5
amandajane5
13 years ago

Funny thing about therapists, they’re all women.

Hmm, well my first one was a very Santa Claus-looking man, so *poof* there you go up in smoke.

Kyrie
Kyrie
13 years ago

“Funny thing about therapists, they’re all women.”

Funny thing about reality, it disagree with you.

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@Kyrie

But it’s socially acceptable!

Joanna
13 years ago

“You don’t believe in freedom or equality.”

Don’t hurt other people or do illegal things. There are laws for reasons you know.

Spearhafoc
13 years ago

For the record, I prefer picture 3. It’s obviously not for public display, but I like the layers on the skirt. There’s a certain retro-girlishness to the whole thing that it that makes it more fun than the others.

I find the other clothes to be fairly boring.

2 is too everyday. I don’t care for clothes that could be seen everywhere. In the immortal words of Oscar Wilde, “Fashion is what one wears oneself. What is unfashionable is what other people wear”.

4 is…ehhh. I don’t know. I just don’t think that style of lingerie is too flattering for her body type. Something like this works better on a skinny frame, I think.

As for 1, I don’t think the tank top/jeans look works on anyone: male, female or otherwise. I’m not against butch by any means, but there’s boring butch and then there’s cool butch.

This has been Spearhafoc Judges Clothing. Thank you very much.

Kyrie
Kyrie
13 years ago

NWO, the OP is an article on how to pressure a butch woman not to be a butch woman. You see the irony?

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@Joanna

I wanna be progressive like you and promote slutwear for girls of all ages.

captainbathrobe
13 years ago

Funny thing about therapists they’re all women.

Um…no.

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@Joanna

Is “hurt” feeling dependent?

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

NWO, what is slutwear?

You realize that when you don’t answer, it just makes you look like an idiot who doesn’t know what he wants?

When you disapprove of everything, people stop giving a shit. You gotta toss an approval in once every couple years.

Joanna
13 years ago

“I wanna be progressive like you and promote slutwear for girls of all ages.”

LOL! You’d love that wouldn’t you. Ten year olds in thongs. You dirty old pedobear.

Bostonian
13 years ago

No, NWO, you specified before that what you want is to enslave all women and legalize rape and assault.

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@Joanna

If I smoke a joint, it’s illegal. Who’ve I hurt?

Kyrie
Kyrie
13 years ago

I like the clothes on number 3, but she tries to much to look brain dead for my taste. Elitist that I am, I prefer people with a IQ higher than a goldfish’s.
I forgot, the cigarette on number one is a big NO.

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

Enslave is such a harsh word, I prefer domestication. Throw a little PC my way. You’ll hurt my feelings!

Joanna
13 years ago

“If I smoke a joint, it’s illegal. Who’ve I hurt?”

I dunno why pot is illegal, but I guess it’s considered a harmful substance as heroin (which is bullshit really). But when you bludgeon someone to death cos they didn’t want to have sex with you or something, that’s pretty bad.

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

I can’t like any of them because every time I think “#1 looks kinda badass,” I remember that she’s a model who agreed to go along with this photoshoot idea.

captainbathrobe
13 years ago

Boy, NWO must be starved for attention. He’s pulling out all the stops in order to get a reaction.

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@Joanna
“LOL! You’d love that wouldn’t you. Ten year olds in thongs. You dirty old pedobear.”

I’m still shooting for the lowest bidder. So far 4 years old is the lowest I’ve been accused of wanting to rape. Can you do better?

Joanna
13 years ago

“Boy, NWO must be starved for attention. He’s pulling out all the stops in order to get a reaction.”

yeah I’m laughing my bum off here =D

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

I’m still shooting for the lowest bidder. So far 4 years old is the lowest I’ve been accused of wanting to rape. Can you do better?

Well shit, you tell us, NWO. How young a girl do you want to rape?

ozymandias42
13 years ago

I think #2 is the cutest… #1’s facial expression is obnoxious, and #3 and #4 are overtly, submissively sexual in a way I don’t like.

NWO, what is slutwear? Of the four women presented, which of them are sluts?

PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth

KIND OF CUTE?!? Even as a very straight guy I can see that Sean is maybe even hotter than Pitt. He’s like a perfect physical specimen. What the FUCK? I got so fucking mad it ruined my whole goddamn day. If someone like Sean is only “kind of cute”, what the fuck does that say about how Alpha Bitches view the other 3.5 billion men on the planet? That girl is a fucking elitist arrogant bitch

Or perhaps it means that she does not want someone who is like Brad Pitt. And that she actually enjoys dating men who are just average and ordinary.

Also, why do you always assume the worst about people? Why do you assume that someone who says “this person is kind of cute” means that she is only seeking someone even more stereotypically perfect?

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