Given that we live in a feminazi gynocracy, with evil feminasties controlling all that we see and hear, it’s amazing that something like this ever found its way into print. This is from Maxim, in 2003. I found it here. Click on it to see it full size.
In the interest of accuracy, I would like to note that the woman pictured below might not be an actual feminist, as her armpit hair appears to be fake.
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Aw, B_don must be upset that the other trolls are getting all the attention. either that or it’s finally Negative Attention Fix O’Clock.
Yes, the porntastic L. Roissy standards include an optimum age of 17–20 years old; a BMI of about 18 and a D cup figure; and below or average intelligence. And rating a 10 for facial beauty can’t hurt either.
The best comment on that thread is from our own Manboobzer and sex blogger extra-ordinaire Molly Ren, suggesting an alternate option for question #29.
“Better zip over there fast or you’ll be sliding down the Troll Ladder faster than shit through a goose!”
Does that mean we have alpha, beta and omegas trolls? 0_o And maybe even TGTOW (T for Troll) once they’re tired.
I think it should measure the originality of the trolling, its frequency, the number of responses, the type of answers (compassion, anger, mockery,…), the consistency of the argument (sorry Brandon), the quality of name calling received (good for you, Meller)
So, the test. I took it and apparently I’m a classic beta.
On the bright side, I can now tell to shut up to all whiny self declared beta males, because my life is the same nightmare.
But I would have preferred to score lower, because the idea of being approached by a PUA is not a pleasant one, no matter what he looks like. Since most of my points comes from being young (who would have thought my best quality was the time since I got born? Huge ego boost) I should get down this ladder in 2 years. Yeahhh!
But we’re the shallow ones, right MRAL? From now on, I’ll try to answer troll’s arguments with other misogynists’ arguments.
Stephanie I am apparently a “Greater Beta” due in great part to my age, cup size and opinions about various sexual acts.
I’m a nascent alpha, everyone! And since I’m unfortunately unable to stop time, I will keep sliding down the scale (I already had the gall to age past 20) so I’m thinking I’d better dump my boyfriend and get on the Alpha Cock Carousel until I’m “used up” and no one wants me 🙂
Holy. Crap.
I just looked at that survey thing and as a cis-male feel creeped out after reading that.
WTF kind of cretin came up with that???
@JTK:
>>“Market value”? So women are commodities? That is absolutely disgusting.
When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. When all you have is a course in Economy 101 and a couple of tracts from right-wing libertarians, everything looks like a market. 😉
Brandon: You have already informed us in detail that you don’t consider any woman who sleeps with you “respectable”. Your purpose in dating is to call a woman filthy names and to videotape her having sex with you without her consent. So what’s a feminist missing by not dating you? Sure looks like a nightmare.
@JTK
Which one are you? C’mon! Don’t be shy!
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/photos
hahaha JTK reminds me of this:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/billadams/321845104/
@Amused: Ashley is a respectable girl.
I scored a 25 on the Market value test for women, which makes me a Greater Beta as well. I took the Market Value test for men, just to see what I would score on there, and I got a 0–which for some reason, also makes me a Beta.
So basically these tests are a lot more judgmental about women than men. An alpha male would be of “lower” quality than an alpha female. So. Weird.
Can we not engage in classism against people who shop at Walmart or Dollar General, please?
Yes, it is funny that one of our new MRA troll litter thinks shopping at some of the most popularly patronized stores in the country is avoiding the mainstream, but that doesn’t really excuse classism or fatphobia against others.
@darksidecat
Understood. My apologies.
You LOSE points for having a high IQ. That tells you everything right there.
@Kyrie: Does that mean we have alpha, beta and omegas trolls? 0_o And maybe even TGTOW (T for Troll) once they’re tired.
Clearly! Although I tend to default to A, B, C, D, and F grades since, well, occupational hazard.
I’m all for collaborating on a highly numeric and chart driven system of ranking Trolls although the whining some of them will do if they don’t end up high enough (or low enough, depending on scale) the chart will be, I have no doubt, heart-rending!
I suspect this is a sneaky way of trying to introduce men who have yet to be enlightened to feminism, since the homework involved to even attempt this basically requires causing the guy to fully educate himself on third wave feminism.
But is this even a thing? “I find this woman preposterously unattractive because she has none of the cultural trappings of what I like, and I perceive her as an active danger of castration. I must educate myself on her philosophy to encourage her to dress in a sexualized fashion and participate in her hobbies.”
Ok, I used Google to find an answer about LGBT people and the hierarchy, and apparently lesbians do fit into the whole PUA ‘game’. Apparently, a PUA male can pick up a lesbian by wearing the urine of a pregnant woman as perfume.
http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/lesbian-pickup-critique-vt98302.html
@Stephanie: Oh, no, I ain’t clicking.
But I am imagining an asshole trying to find a pregnant woman he can ask for a urine sample since my theory is he doesn’t actually have any women friends, pregnant or not.
My life was so much better when I thought they just ignored all us not-straight people…..sigh.
Stephanie, well that explains a lot. I wear the urine of pregnant women as cologne just as a matter of course. I wondered why I was always being followed around by confused lovesick lesbians.
@ithiliana
There’s no disturbing pictures or anything if that’s what you’re worried about.
@David
“just as a matter of course”
Hahahaha!
That’s the great thing about imaginary girlfriends, they can be whatever you want them to be.
@Stephane: not so much pictures as I am afraid that the Cooties of Complete and Utter Macho Stupidity will infect my netbook, Fluffy! One can never be too careful out here in this series of tubes! (Actually I have a general policy of never clicking on links to any of the mrapuapooptroll sites linked from Manboobz–this is as close as I want to get!).