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Maxim explains “How to Cure a Feminist”

Given that we live in a feminazi gynocracy, with evil feminasties controlling all that we see and hear, it’s amazing that something like this ever found its way into print. This is from Maxim, in 2003. I found it here. Click on it to see it full size.

In the interest of accuracy, I would like to note that the woman pictured below might not be an actual feminist, as her armpit hair appears to be fake.

 

From Maxim, 2003.

 

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Xanthe
Xanthe
13 years ago

@ Leni, that’s an awful story, I’m sorry that you had to go through that ordeal. *adds hugs*

@ Xardoz, so far as is known there’s been no reappearance by FactFinder: he scarpered after the revelation of his “Preggo Punchout” game on his DeviantArt account. (He might well want to try a new nym if he crawled back.)

zhinxy
13 years ago

Well, I guess you could throw on a robe if you’re fine with a coupe, but it’s pretty much undies if you’re going for, say, a z-11. Hypergamy takes cold resistance

BlackBloc
BlackBloc
13 years ago

>>RFID readers are too easy to get and I don’t want this technology being co-opted by the police to track “undesirables”

RFIDs only emit at about 3 meters, 10m for the high frequency ones. I have a question on how Digital Angel uses those to track kids, considering that fact… I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a complete scam, getting people to pay to put a chip in their kids that does fuck all. (Edited: after review, I think the people accusing Digital Angel are the ones misrepresenting the technology).

The act of tracking people through RFIDs is completely bonkers IMO, compared to triangulating cell phones (for instance). I think the risk of police using it this way is minimal for now. The infrastructure necessary to do that would be way too cost prohibitive. The risks from government intrusion in privacy are highly theoretical. There would need to be a massive change in priorities, where no cost is too high for security, which even in post-PATRIOTACT days is just not the case.

They are used for tracking animals, but the problem case here is different. The RFID tag is useful for identification after capture, not for tracing the animal in question. I doubt that’s what Digital Angel is selling to its clients (we can identify your kids if we find them?) In fact, when I read descriptions of the company’s work on this, all I see is a conflation of their livestock marking business (RFID) and their people tracking business (GPS beacons, entirely voluntary, used for soldiers and rescue workers).

The real problems with RFID come from the lack of encryption in most of the protocols, coupled with the fact that scanners are quite easy to come by, which means that your average civilian hacker can probably do a lot of damage with those.

BlackBloc
BlackBloc
13 years ago

In short: Digital Angel have both a GPS beacon business and an RFID implant business. The excitable conspiracy theorists agitating about the Big Brother implications of RFID implants that can track you all over the globe are as serious as if I pointed out that General Electrics makes nuclear reactors AND kitchen appliances, therefore my kitchen appliances are a health risk because of the nuclear fission reactors included in them.

zhinxy
13 years ago

I refuse to participate in being a slave to a women or the system.
I refuse to participate in the feminist culture.
I refuse to participate in making a woman happy.
I refuse to participate in raising another man’s child.
I refuse to participate in saving a single mother.
I refuse to participate in society’s expectation of me.
I refuse to participate in mindless consumerism.
I refuse to participate in debt.

Only by refusing to participate, I will become a free man………….

“We want information, information, information.”
“Who are you?”
“The new number two.”
“Who is number one?”
“You are number six.”
“I am not a number, I am a free man.”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.”

I’m on the run, I kill to eat.
I’m starving now, I’m feeling dead on my feet.
Going all the way, I’m nature’s beast.
Do what I want, I’ll do as I please.

Run! Fight! To breathe! It’s tough!
Now you see me (haha!) Now you don’t.
Break the walls, I’m coming out.

Not a prisoner I’m a free man,
And my blood is my own now.
Don’t care, where the past was,
I know where I’m going…Out!

If you kill me, it’s self-defense,
If I kill you, then I call it vengeance.
Spit in your eye, I will defy,
you’ll be afraid when I call out your name.

Run! Fight! To breathe! It’s gonna be tough!
Now you see me, and now you don’t.
Break the walls, I’m coming out.

Not a prisoner, I’m a free man,
And my blood is my own now.
Don’t care, where the past was,
I know where I’m going.

I’m not a number, I’m a free man,
Live my life where I want to.
You’d better scratch me from your black book,
’cause I’ll run rings around you.

[Solo]

Not a prisoner, I’m a free man,
And my blood is my own now.
Don’t care where the past was,
I know where I’m going.

I’m not a number, I’m a free man,
Live my life where I want to.
You’d better scratch me from your black book,
’cause I’ll run rings around you.

Not a prisoner, I’m a free man,
And my blood is my own now.
Don’t care where the past was,
I know where I’m going.


Oh, and I really am sorry. I know for it to really work, you gotta replace “blood” with “sperm,” . Best I could do

zhinxy
13 years ago

oh, the comment I was replying to is from JTK, and just appeared unmoderated back on the last page, here it is in glory –

http://manboobz.com/2011/12/13/maxim-explains-how-to-cure-a-feminist/comment-page-5/#comment-97093

Because of feminism and the demonization and marginalization of men I have refused to participate in this feminist dominated society. I have gone MGTOW and I refuse to actively become a part of this society. I have been called selfish, narcissistic, and arrogant. Does the name calling bother me? Not in the least bit. I am a free man and will remain that way. I fly under life’s radar screen so that I cannot be singled out and punished by the matriarchy. I still enjoy my life, but I live it for myself and only for myself. I have never cared what people though about me and I have never followed the herd. I have escaped the plantation and plan on living as a free man until I die. I refuse to participate in:

I refuse to participate in being a slave to a women or the system.
I refuse to participate in the feminist culture.
I refuse to participate in making a woman happy.
I refuse to participate in raising another man’s child.
I refuse to participate in saving a single mother.
I refuse to participate in society’s expectation of me.
I refuse to participate in mindless consumerism.
I refuse to participate in debt.

Only by refusing to participate, I will become a free man………….

…………….

I couldn’t help it, it was just so IRON MRAIDEN!!! I mean, these are concept album liner notes if Seventh Son of a Seventh Son was about a guy going his own way…

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
13 years ago

Hey! Do not sully the good name of Iron Maiden by associating them with the enslaved one.

zhinxy
13 years ago

I wouldn’t, this is a new guy! And my beloved maiden don’t deserve him either, so you have a very good point!!

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
13 years ago

Fun fact – Number of the Beast was one of the first 3 albums I ever bought (all at once). I was 9 at the time.

Monsieur sans Nom
Monsieur sans Nom
13 years ago

Dear me……………The trollz are getting all the attention!! 🙁

I guess my respectfully disagreeing with feminist agenda and trying to be a reasonable person nonetheless has consigned me to being ignored. Whatever will I do??? Oh iKnow,Time go get my douchebag on! 😛

captainbathrobe
13 years ago

@JTS,

And not a single fuck was given that day.

Snowy
Snowy
13 years ago

Aww don’t worry pretentious troll, you can have your share of the attention too! Problem is, you sort of need to be at least a little bit entertaining. 🙁

captainbathrobe
13 years ago

Or JTK. Whatever.

Monsieur sans Nom
Monsieur sans Nom
13 years ago

Snowy: I know. That’s why I need to be more of a douchebag since disagreeing in a rational, civil manner doesn’t seem to be entertaining the femelles around here. :-/

Snowy
Snowy
13 years ago

Oh, is that what you thought you were doing? *dies laughing*

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
13 years ago

You guys, the idea that anyone is that desperate for attention makes me sad. Someone give the poor bastard a hug or something.

Viscaria
Viscaria
13 years ago

Um… honest troll is unusually honest? Pitiable, but honest.

shaenon
13 years ago

I am a little old for this, but it doesn’t mean I don’t care about youngsters.

…Yes.

Yes, we know.

Leni
Leni
13 years ago

You hug the leper, Cassandra, and I’ll be the first to make you a martyr for it. Otherwise I say we keep poking with a stick until it cries about being lonely. Again.

Fatman
Fatman
13 years ago

Monsieur sans Nom, what do you think the feminist agenda is?

Jill the Spinster
Jill the Spinster
13 years ago

I refuse to participate in the feminist culture.

Um, you just posted on this website complaining so you are “participating”.

In my opinion if you were going your own way you would be off doing positive things for yourself, not spending your time complaining about the thing you are not participating in?

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
13 years ago

Notice that I suggested that someone else should hug him…there must surely be among us one who is so overflowing with compassion that she feels pity for this poor soul, but I am not that person.

Skyal
Skyal
13 years ago

Polliwog, someone may have said this already, but if it wasn’t your hard drive that died, you can probably get all your stuff off it. My husband just moves the old had drive into the new computer, if he can, or uses a cable that cost about $20 to rescue data. Sadly it won’t work on my dead laptop hard drive because my then 2 yr old fried the circuit board on the outside of it.`-

Sorka
Sorka
13 years ago

The easiest way to cure a feminist is to just be alpha. Women can play at having careers, at having educations and at trying to be individuals, but they’re still women, and that territory comes with an irresistable, hard-wired desire to submit to the mighty phallus.

Ahahahahahaha! “The mighty phallus”. *sniff* *wipes away tears*

Oh well, that was fun, but I’d better get back to playing at having a career, “educations” [sic] and pretending to be an individual.

klopbop
13 years ago

Leni, that’s awful, and I’m so sorry. I can’t imagine how awful and horrifying it would be to find someone you cared about like that, regardless of the circumstances leading up to it.

The humor in this is sort of lost on me. If you don’t actually enjoy her company, why bother? Sure, you get the “pleasure” of controlling another person and making them bend to your will, but won’t that get boring once it’s over? Why not just find a partner who already thinks that way, or who would enjoy roleplaying something like that? Seems much easier and much less douchebaggy. And you can do it again and again!

Although, I have to admit I laughed at the idea that this model, who is the same person in all four poses, is apparently less or more of a bitch based solely on her physical appearance (and “inner dialogue”, most likely written by someone who was not her). And yet, this person also thinks that women are shallow and are judging solely on appearances. It’s like textbook projection.

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