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Maxim explains “How to Cure a Feminist”

Given that we live in a feminazi gynocracy, with evil feminasties controlling all that we see and hear, it’s amazing that something like this ever found its way into print. This is from Maxim, in 2003. I found it here. Click on it to see it full size.

In the interest of accuracy, I would like to note that the woman pictured below might not be an actual feminist, as her armpit hair appears to be fake.

 

From Maxim, 2003.

 

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Joanna
13 years ago

@Kathleen: Oakie doakie! Hope to be adventuring with you sometime tomorrow =D

Adios folks! =)

hellkell
hellkell
13 years ago

NWO admitted he liked something? I’ll be damned.

KathleenB
KathleenB
13 years ago

Holly: MrB just mentioned it. You’ll be in in a sec. Looking forward to seeing you and Joanna in the Kingdom!

KathleenB
KathleenB
13 years ago

I’m kbrook in KoL, btw. MrB is redwulf25.

Polliwog
13 years ago

Oh yes indeedy! Women dress up who are in laughably monogomous relationships for the sexual satisfaction they get from any man who pays attention to them for their sexuality. They lap it up like warm kibbles and bits on a cold winters day.

What’s the difference between a man in a monogomous relationship who talks up every woman he sees, and a woman in a monogomous relationship who dresses up and gets attention from every man who sees her. Not one damn thing.

Of course, monogamy isn’t even on the table these days. Any woman who claims to be monogomous but still dresses to impress, does so for the sexual satisfaction.

So, when I was a bridesmaid in my friend’s wedding, that was totally cheating on my boyfriend. I see. I wonder why he was not enraged by my vicious bridesmaid’s-dress-wearing ways.

Does this stuff make you laugh as you’re typing it? Because it is just so silly, dude.

zhinxy
zhinxy
13 years ago

NWO WHY WON’T YOU TELL ME IF I HAVE TO PAY TAXES OR NOT?!

I loved UO. I beta tested WOW! *worship my geek cred!* – I sort of lost my characters in a bad divorce. Well, in a manner of speaking. Ah geek divorce problems. The feminist conspiracy needs to get on giving us WOW account custody, peeps. I’m trying to avoid KoL and Minecraft and any other fun new things that may become addictions for a while. I know I’ll break.

Polliwog
13 years ago

Also, yay, KoL!

My guild has been largely defunct for a while – I might pop by and join you guys sometime in the next few days if I decide I have enough spare time to get sucked into KoL again. 🙂

(Also, disco bandits are the best. *boogies moxiously*)

Xardoz
Xardoz
13 years ago

Is FactFinder still around? Maybe he could help NWO find some facts. Oh wait, FF was never too good at that himself.

Maybe we should buy Junior Detective kits for our trolls.

Hershele Ostropoler
13 years ago

Holly:

Serious question, MRAL: have you heard of marriage? That thing where two people get together and only fuck each other? How does this fit into your “women are all sluts for assholes who all throw them away after one fuck” cosmology? People still do get married!

One of them postulated that after she no longer appeals to alphas, she’ll find a beta and marry him for his money; he’ll be so happy to get female attention that he can be easily manipulated, and she only has to have a little sex for that.

I don’t remember if that was him, though.

ozy:

For the advanced class, we will discuss how butches, virgins, queers, the hairy-armpitted and other undesirables can still be sex-positive feminists.

IRTA “amputated.” Which also doesn’t preclude being a sex-positive feminist.

MRAL:

I would not be and am not mean to women

I have to ask … how are you defining “mean” in this context? Because that use of the terms “alpha” and “beta” as though they refer to recognizable groupings of humans strongly correlates with an understanding of “meanness” (and, correspondingly, of “niceness”) that would be endorsed by very, very few women of my acquaintence.

Shaenon:

And I know you don’t have telepathic powers, because, as Meller explained in the previous thread, feminism has prevented science from inventing ESP.

I’m kind of sorry what life I have keeps me away from Manboobz on occasion, I miss some great stuff.

Slavey:

And feelings beat fact every time.

I knew you thought it, but I never thought you’d say it.

Spearhafoc:

In the immortal words of Oscar Wilde, “Fashion is what one wears oneself. What is unfashionable is what other people wear”.

I just noticed that every fucking thing he said was a cutsey little turnaround like that. At least with Parker you get some variety.

BlackBloc:

Though maybe what turned me off is the Vans Warped Tour banner, which automatically triggered the sound of a thousand mediocre pop punk bands at once in my brain.

Which unfortunately were not silenced?

Slavey:

I am a little old for this, but it doesn’t mean I don’t care about youngsters.

From almost anyone else that wouldn’t be fucking creepy. Which I think was the intent.

KathleenB
KathleenB
13 years ago

Maybe we should buy Junior Detective kits for our trolls.

That is a simultaneously horrifying and hilarious thought…

Polliwog
13 years ago

<I.I’m trying to avoid KoL and Minecraft and any other fun new things that may become addictions for a while. I know I’ll break.

One of my greatest sorrows when my computer died a couple of weeks ago was realizing that this means my Minecraft world is gone forever. I had an entire block-based medieval village, complete with castle, cathedral, smithy, town square, stables, an assortment of houses, a fountain, wells, and a half-built monastery. (Also, a lot of rainbow-colored sheep, just because.) I AM SO SAD.

Polliwog
13 years ago

I fail at html today.

Leni
Leni
13 years ago

Lol @ the mothman. Best campfire story evah!

After the one about how the wimmins never go to jail, of course.

More seriously, and one of the things that most unfairly hurts men: drug laws. Except those men are brown so they don’t count.

And NWO just so you know, a man who was accused of possessing child porn committed suicide in my home because of those charges. This was someone I’d known for over 20 years, was my first love, and was someone I would never have thought would do something like that. And I still don’t know if the charges were true or not. Nevertheless, I cut my friend down after trying to talk him out of suicide for weeks. And honestly, I don’t blame him. The sex offender registry is all kinds of bullshit and I might have done the same thing, falsely accused or not.

What I don’t think is that child porn is harmless. What I don’t think is that what he was accused of was a trifle or that we should have looked the other way, even just this once. What I don’t think is that the kids in the videos he probably watched suffered any less than he did. He needed fucking help and the only help he got was the promise of a lifetime of stigmatization, which I still feel ambivalent about because I don’t really think there is a “cure”, and even if I did I’d seriously doubt that stigmatization is it. Yet I understand wanting to know so you can protect kids from being hurt and exploited or at least seek justice when they are. But the two aren’t mutually exclusive. We don’t have to dehumanize men in order to humanize women or children and so far as I know very few feminists want to. In other words, we could be your allies, you fucking jackass.

Anyway, if you think someone can’t be feminist and still feel for (mostly) men who end up where my friend did, I invite you to come to my house and watch me try to walk up the stairs to where I found him. I can’t do it. I haven’t been up there in a year and I probably never will. I invite you to my dreams and I invite you to share the million or so daily moments that occur where I grieve endlessly for him, for his family, for myself and for whoever those kids were in that video.

No winners.

(PS I took a long time to write this and I probably am posting this uber-serious post at a totally thread inappropriate moment, sorry ><)

JTK
JTK
13 years ago

Because of feminism and the demonization and marginalization of men I have refused to participate in this feminist dominated society. I have gone MGTOW and I refuse to actively become a part of this society. I have been called selfish, narcissistic, and arrogant. Does the name calling bother me? Not in the least bit. I am a free man and will remain that way. I fly under life’s radar screen so that I cannot be singled out and punished by the matriarchy. I still enjoy my life, but I live it for myself and only for myself. I have never cared what people though about me and I have never followed the herd. I have escaped the plantation and plan on living as a free man until I die. I refuse to participate in:

I refuse to participate in being a slave to a women or the system.
I refuse to participate in the feminist culture.
I refuse to participate in making a woman happy.
I refuse to participate in raising another man’s child.
I refuse to participate in saving a single mother.
I refuse to participate in society’s expectation of me.
I refuse to participate in mindless consumerism.
I refuse to participate in debt.

Only by refusing to participate, I will become a free man………….

KathleenB
KathleenB
13 years ago

Oh, gods, Leni. I’m so sorry you had to go through that!

zhinxy
zhinxy
13 years ago

Leni, that’s awful *hugs*

Anybody wonder if an FBI rape definition change is looming larger in NWO’s mind than the fact that NDAA just passed in the Senate? Or is it bad, but mostly because it’s a test run for the day they can lock you up indefinitely on suspicion of rape?

Linds
13 years ago

I feel really awful that my first thought was “she looks really cute in the wifebeater and jeans!” So not the point.

Linds
13 years ago

Also, I hate coming into comment threads 300-some odd comments in. I end up missing the actual conversations that are going on.

Hershele Ostropoler
13 years ago

Do what I do and contribute anyway. I was surprised to see the thread up to page 5 after less than 6 hours.

KathleenB
KathleenB
13 years ago

NWO came and… well, I hesitate to say he ‘contributed,’ because contribution should be more than paranoid ranting and world salad. NWO showed up, opened his pie hole, and the same thing happened that happens every time he opens his pie hole. Although he’s probably smugly sure that he showed us feminist overlords/ladies!

zhinxy
zhinxy
13 years ago

“I feel really awful that my first thought was “she looks really cute in the wifebeater and jeans!” So not the point.”

No, don’t feel bad. That was my second and third and fourth thought and the thought I’m thinking right now for the hundredth time. You’re way better than me.

KristinMH
13 years ago

1. Sean Foreman has MASSIVE teeth. Not sexy.

2. Back when Madeline was just a puppy and about to go in for her spaying and microchipping (they usually do them at the same time), a conspiracy theorist I know IRL seriousy warned me against the microchip because it was just a matter of time before they started using them in humans and then the NWO would take over!

Come to think of it, that guy holds a lot of the same beliefs as NWO, including the anti-vaccinationism and fluoride suspicion (though as far as I know he’s not a Holocaust denier). Yet he is never without at least one girlfriend. Perhaps because, while he may be into a bunch of discredited nonsense, he is not a raging misogynist.

zhinxy
zhinxy
13 years ago

I still just can’t get over the fact that the cured feminist is a real girl.. Who wants you for your car… Damn feminists and the way we encourage hypergamy!

katz
13 years ago

I’m still trying to get what’s up with outfit 4. Is the woman supposed to just go around wearing nothing but underwear all the time?

zhinxy
zhinxy
13 years ago

She’s angling for a pretty pricey car, so yeah, I’d say that’s her best bet.

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