Given that we live in a feminazi gynocracy, with evil feminasties controlling all that we see and hear, it’s amazing that something like this ever found its way into print. This is from Maxim, in 2003. I found it here. Click on it to see it full size.
In the interest of accuracy, I would like to note that the woman pictured below might not be an actual feminist, as her armpit hair appears to be fake.
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To be honest I’m sure the government, or “elites” or whatever the fuck you want to call them are doing some shady things we don’t know about, but unless there is solid proof you cant just be a paranoid nut and believe all these conspiracies are real if there is no evidence other than what you see/hear on some website or conspiracy radio show.
For example, I do believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life, but I don’t have proof, thus I can’t just say it’s true. It’s just my personal opinion.
So really Slavey, if you wanna believe all this shit then go ahead, just don’t expect people to take it as fact when you have no proof.
” But since Freeman is a video game character, I’m going to have to say Greb is hotter =P”
Well yeah, being real is a bit more of a turn on.
Eh… Billy Ward and the Dominoes? O.o
@Quackers
I believe in facts, not theories. Oddly enough, aliens and lizard people don’t work in my books.
Hells, if you KoL players don’t have a clan, join ours! it’s called Penguinos – MrB and I are admins. I think. I’ve been off for a bit, he’s been running my char with Mafia. And it turns out I’m a freaking disco bandit, I’m just a twit.
@Quackers: I was watching a documentary about how fake crop circles are and even though the dudes responsible fessed up, conspiracy freaks were still convinced it was aliens. Some people!
@NWO
and where may I ask are you getting those facts?
Holly: What’s got you stuck?
@Kathleen: Oooh, how many are in your clan?
I already told everyone where NWO gets his “facts”.
@Joanna
Hehe yea crop circles are fake….unfortunately 🙁 the talent and effort that goes into making them is pretty awesome though!
@Bostonian
Lol. Yea I’m just curious to see what he says…
Well I’m outta here. By the way, The only online game of any value was UO. All the rest are cookie cutter level based games. No risk of ever losing anything.
Joanna: We’re teeny – only six active members, but we have all the cool stuff, a vip lounge, and the slime tube and hobopolis in the basement.
NWO, no major search engine returns that mind-control website for “Digital Angel” or “Digital Angel Corp.”
Want to fess up and admit you read it?
NWO: KoL has weapons made of meat and places where you can beat the crap out of stereotypical anime characters. believe me when I say it’s a very unique game.
And if you want something completely different, try Echo Bazaar. Steampunk meets Call of Cthulu. In a Victorian-era London that’s been carried underground.
@KathleenB
One last comment.
In UO when you died you lost everything in your pack. All your armor, weapons, money, everything. You were a ghost at you corpse watching the guy who killed you loot your grave. No game has ever come close to UO.
KathleenB – Just my terribly small number of hitpoints (and the fact that she steals my healing items). I’ve only got like 150 and even with buffs it only takes her second form two turns to kill me.
I probably just need to level a bit. I’m only level 13 now.
Why am I not surprised that NWO’s standard for a good game is “how much of a pain in the ass it is when you lose”?
Still, he likes something! Oh my God! It’s a defunct game with terrible rules but he likes it!
So far we’ve got UO, Star Wars novels, and pot. He better be careful or I’m gonna start humanizing him.
@Kathleen: I just set up an account but the site is now down for maintenance. If you could add me to your clan, my username is Super Widget. I am and accordion thief =)
NWO: And I should give a fuck, why, exactly? If I wanted to watch people loot my corpse, I’d play World of Warcraft – I play KoL because it’s fun.
Joanna: Turns out I can’t add via usernames, you have to apply. Just go to the Clan District in Seaside town and plug ‘Penguinos’ into the search box. When rollover is over, of course.
NWO, unless you provide an alternate explanation, we’re all going to know that you read that mind-control website.
There might be level restrictions on joining clans – it’s been so long I can’t remember.
KathleenB – I just applied to your clan! You’ll recognize my username.