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Maxim explains “How to Cure a Feminist”

Given that we live in a feminazi gynocracy, with evil feminasties controlling all that we see and hear, it’s amazing that something like this ever found its way into print. This is from Maxim, in 2003. I found it here. Click on it to see it full size.

In the interest of accuracy, I would like to note that the woman pictured below might not be an actual feminist, as her armpit hair appears to be fake.

 

From Maxim, 2003.

 

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Joanna
13 years ago

“You do know wiki is opinion based?”

Exactly! This particular article is all of the opinion that this person is male and Filipino. But it’s just an opinion. Could be about a cat for all we know.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgardo_M._Reyes

KathleenB
KathleenB
13 years ago

You know, I could go look up a bunch of shit about women kidnapping kids and being charged and found guilty and portrayed as horrible harridans in the media, but literally nothing I say is going to make a dent in NWO’s Fortress of Bullshit, so here’s a cat ‘helping’ with yoga:

The music is annoying as hell, but that’s an amazing cat.

Joanna
13 years ago

“Perhaps you should be apologizing for you blatant, uncalled for attack. Or will you continue to make excuses?”

Blatant attack, you say? Please specify.

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@Joanna

You do know if a million people got on wiki tommorrow and said the moon was made out of sharp blue cheese, that’s what it would say?

Moewicus
Moewicus
13 years ago

Bullshit, the papers play women up as heros/victims when they take the children. C’mon, be honest for once.

Quit moving goalposts, Owly. You’ll get too tired to do the genius level conveyor belt braiding when you go back to your job in the morning.

God, those things are heavy.

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

All fact is opinion to NWO. The only true facts are found on mind control forums, conspiracy websites, and the ones he derives through a complex mental process best described to the layman as “making things up for no reason.”

Quackers
Quackers
13 years ago

I must admit, I enjoy conspiracies about extraterrestrials and UFOs. And the Mothman. God how I love the Mothman.

Joanna
13 years ago

“You do know if a million people got on wiki tommorrow and said the moon was made out of sharp blue cheese, that’s what it would say?”

Yes. In fact, a bunch of mates of mine edited the page about weapons so that everywhere it said “weapon” it was changed to “meat sword”. It was changed back ten minutes later. If you had been on wiki for that entire ten minutes and believed meat swords were used through out history, well that’s your problem.

zhinxy
zhinxy
13 years ago

Digital Angel Chip sounds totally like the Anime Dystopia Reason It Happened, so I say it’s totally legit, even though I’m actually not that up on this particular conspiracy! *is ashamed of her failure*
THEY AREN’T KEEPING ME UP TO DATE ANYMORE!! WHAT DO I KNOW THAT SCARES THEM?!!!

So, NWO… I know I’m not a libertarian, much less anarchist, because I’m pro-choice, and you need a State to have abortions. But I still care about taxes. So are you gonna tell me whether or not I have to pay taxes in NWOland? Come on man, I’ll talk about Project Bluebird with ya if you tell me?

Dracula
Dracula
13 years ago

Again NWO, Wikipedia requires citations from reliable sources. You require citations from your ass. Which is more “opinion based”, I wonder?

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@Leni

Are females blameless for the worlds problems?

“So yeah I shamed you. Because you deserved it for being an ass, not because you masturbate like exactly %97 (or whatever it is) of the rest of us.”

Isn’t the one shaming tactic used by women exclusively part of the problem? Or are men to blame?

Moewicus
Moewicus
13 years ago

If a million people tried to alter the moon’s article to make it say that the moon is made of sharp blue cheese, it would be locked. Of course there are real problems with wikipedia, but none of those problems relate to your denigration of “wiki-smarts,” Owly. Someone referring you to an article on a certain kind of sampling bias, as I have done, is not part of the Feminist Mind Control Conspiracy. There’s more blue cheese involved, for one.

Spearhafoc
13 years ago

I’ll talk about Project Bluebird with ya if you tell me?

NWOslave doesn’t believe in aliens. He’s the boring kind of conspiracy nutjob.

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

Are females blameless for the worlds problems?

No. Nobody ever said that.

Also, I think it’s kind of sexy when men wank. (Not you. Ew. But that’s because you, not because man.) That’s, like, anti-shaming. So there.

KathleenB
KathleenB
13 years ago

Joanna: Do you play Kingdom of Loathing, by any chance?

Joanna
13 years ago

@KathleenB: I did years ago. I was a pasta mancer XD

KathleenB
KathleenB
13 years ago

Are females blameless for the worlds problems?

Where in the name of all the frozen hells did you get this hunk of rotting garbage?

Bostonian
13 years ago

“Where in the name of all the frozen hells did you get this hunk of rotting garbage?”

I do believe he pulled it out of his ass like everything else he posts.

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

How are we back to conspiracy? Is there a company marketing a product call the digital angel? Where’s the conspiracy? Why is it like a kneejerk reaction with you people?

Ok, I lied. There’s no comapny marketing a product called the digital angel that offers to implant tracking chips. I’m wrong. It’s a conspiracy.

ithiliana
13 years ago

@NWO: Are you a Colbert fan?

Because, well, you do know he’s parodying stuff with the “let’s all go on wikipedia and post about the elephants becoming more numerous to save them” (and even then the main wikipedia dudes locked down the article?

So, yeah, you could try to get a few people to go onto wikipedia and say X, but odds are it would be shut down because of trolling.

Do you know, you can also get your OWN wiki (open source software dude), and set it up to say whatever you want?

Just like this one: http://conservapedia.com/Main_Page

Conservapedia!

I have a wiki I assign my students to post relevant topics on for some of my classes!

Joanna
13 years ago

“I do believe he pulled it out of his ass like everything else he posts.”

Asspedia! XD

KathleenB
KathleenB
13 years ago

Joanna: I usually play disco bandit, myself, but I’m in the middle of a pastamancer run. Not gonna bother ascending until after Crimbo, though – don’t want to miss anything interesting.

Joanna
13 years ago

KathleenB: Aw the memories =,) I’d like to get back into it but no one will play with me =(

Morgan
Morgan
13 years ago

@ Joanna — I looked up Gordon Freeman; there is some resemblance to Benny Greb isn’t there? But since Freeman is a video game character, I’m going to have to say Greb is hotter =P

Good drummers are sexy…Billy Ward is another good example (NOT Bill Ward, mind you, drummer of Black Sabbath)

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

KathleenB – Sweet! I’m a PM too! I really don’t want to be–I want to be a Seal Clubber again–but I’m stuck at the Naughty Sorceress. :/

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