Given that we live in a feminazi gynocracy, with evil feminasties controlling all that we see and hear, it’s amazing that something like this ever found its way into print. This is from Maxim, in 2003. I found it here. Click on it to see it full size.
In the interest of accuracy, I would like to note that the woman pictured below might not be an actual feminist, as her armpit hair appears to be fake.
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Spear is a feminist man who can paint AND WEARS VESTS! *all the swoon*
NWO, no one is shaming you for wanking. Most of us wank. We’re shaming you for being a fuckhead.
@Boadie,
Hey Captain Bathrobe, why don’t you go back the YYYYY-M-C-A?
Wow, really? That’s the best you can do? Gosh, I must be some sort of big gay homosexual if I care about trans phobia, amirite? Ouch, that just cuts me to the quick!
Try again, dearie. We expect better from our trolls around here.
Well, I googled Sean Foreman, and he’s not my type at all — sorry, Sean! — but Benny Greb totally is.
I think it’s funny how John/MRAL thinks that patriarchy is nonexistant — for starters, why do children automatically take their father’s surname upon birth/adoption, regardless of whether their mother chose to do so upon marriage (my mom, for instance, retained her maiden name after marrying my dad). Fathers can name their sons after themselves, but while mothers certainly could name their daughters after themselves, it’s taken as common wisdom that it’s weird and unconventional and inappropriate and — don’t do it! I’d like to have a little girl Morgan, Jr. I like my name.
Now, so this comment can be called on-topic, I think that chart is total bullcrap, but imo, it’s funny how stupid and offensive it is, and it didn’t offend me in the least. I just lol’ed. Also, the model, in her phase one getup looked a lot like Katherine Moennig, who is fecking hot, and totally my type.
Because we know what type of person NWO is, I plugged it into Bing and Yahoo, too. Same results, slightly different order. Still no mind-reader website.
@Holly Pervocracy
Bullshit, the papers play women up as heros/victims when they take the children. C’mon, be honest for once.
Can’t deal with the fact that it requires citations and actual, unbiased (or at least as unbiased as people get) sources instead of ‘I pulled this from my ass, it is actual, verifiable fact’?
@NWO
You’re not less of a man. What we’re trying to say, is that you’re an asshole. And it’s not an attractive quality no matter how many times PUAs want you to believe it is.
Oh, bullshit. You were being mocked because you have yet again stormed a thread with your inane babbling and conspiracy theories. It’s useless trying to actually dialogue with you, so that leaves mocking.
@ozymandias42
Excuses. Excuses. A woman can do no wrong.
Actually, I just found the idea of wanking to that particular video hilarious. The mullets slay me.
@blitzgal
And more excuses.
Great portrait! Very film noir.
My co-worker is a tinfoil hattie and they hate wiki because they believe that the editors there are complicit with the “powers that be,” and control the information that is allowed to be housed there.
@Morgan: Benny Greb looks like Gordon Freeman with the glasses XD Total stud!
@Quackers
And yet more excuses.
“Excuses. Excuses. A woman can do no wrong”
Really? Hey everybody, let’s go rob banks and stuff! Wooo!
@blitzgal
You do know wiki is opinion based?
And yeah, NWOSlave, I think what’s mock-worthy is just how into your fantasies of sexy lady teachers taunting boys you are.
Like, way too into them.
It’s run by the Rothschilds.
@Joanna
Perhaps you should be apologizing for you blatant, uncalled for attack. Or will you continue to make excuses?
Is this one of those things where NWO comes on and goes “I think women should be sex slaves and the CIA is putting chips in kids to get men in trouble and teachers are all sluts who are corrupting the youth,” and then someone points out he dropped a comma, and then he goes into “You’re judging me for my grammar? You’re so shallow!” mode?
I remember the last time we had one of those things. Good times.
NWO, usually kids are about six or seven when they learn the difference between positive and negative attention, but if they have a bad home life or social difficulties it can take until the teenage years. I’m just saying. I think you’re a little old for this.
That is definitely not the only reason men masturbate and if you think it is I feel compelled to tell you that might just misunderstand men even more than you do women. But if it makes you feel better to live in that universe, by all means. Here’s complimentary unicorn for you to, um, keep as a pet.
You aren’t “less of man” so much as “more of an idiot”. And that is only specifically because because of the things you say here, no more no less.
And I don’t give a shit that you have no one in your bedroom. Lots of people I love and respect don’t. You do care, apparently. This is how you think the world sees you and you are pissed as fuck about it. And instead of figuring out why that is and how to fix it, you blame the fucking world, especially the female half of it, pretend like this is about morality, and act like an all-purpose asshole to people who would otherwise be on your side.
So yeah I shamed you. Because you deserved it for being an ass, not because you masturbate like exactly %97 (or whatever it is) of the rest of us.
@NWO
ok then. How about this? I am BEGGING YOU to leave manboobz and go wank. Seriously! go! enjoy it with all your might. Maybe it will make you less of an ass for the time being, and leave the rest of this thread in peace.
Go on! get! see? I’m encouraging you to wank. How is that shaming when I want you to do it?
Joanna is very sorry. You probably never touch your penis.
@Holly Pervocracy
I am a little old for this, but it doesn’t mean I don’t care about youngsters.