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Maxim explains “How to Cure a Feminist”

Given that we live in a feminazi gynocracy, with evil feminasties controlling all that we see and hear, it’s amazing that something like this ever found its way into print. This is from Maxim, in 2003. I found it here. Click on it to see it full size.

In the interest of accuracy, I would like to note that the woman pictured below might not be an actual feminist, as her armpit hair appears to be fake.

 

From Maxim, 2003.

 

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Dracula
Dracula
13 years ago

Eh… aren’t there micro chips for pets already? O.o

Yep. Cows too.

Quackers
Quackers
13 years ago

Being a feminist man is proof positive of your confusion.

being a feminist man makes him 500x more attractive than you’ll ever be, and I don’t even know what he looks like

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@Holly Pervocracy

Well stop thinking then. I just knew of the digital angel and grabbed the first link that popped up. If I’da grabbed a link from a lefty news outlet would that’ve given it relevance?

katz
13 years ago

NWO, you do know that the chip doesn’t actually interface with your brain, right?

Leni
Leni
13 years ago

See! NWO can learn. We are (well, at least I am) only shaming you. And arguably Steven Seagal fans. But mostly just you. For being you.

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

Spearhafoc is a feminist man who can paint.

*swoon*

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@Quackers
“being a feminist man makes him 500x more attractive than you’ll ever be”

Is that a quantative or qualative number? Just for my personal records of course.

Spearhafoc
13 years ago

and I don’t even know what he looks like

Somewhat like this.

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@Leni

No you shamed me for wanking specifically. The only reason could be because I can’t get any. I’m less of a man for lack of a womans acceptance.

Bostonian
13 years ago

Very well done self portrait. I like the lighting and mood of it.

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

Well stop thinking then. I just knew of the digital angel and grabbed the first link that popped up. If I’da grabbed a link from a lefty news outlet would that’ve given it relevance?

Not really, because you then went into a rant about how protecting kids from kidnapping is anti-man prejudice.

Apparently you feel that being anti-kidnapper is anti-man.

(For what it’s worth, I think implanted RFID tags are a terrible idea, even when used voluntarily–RFID readers are too easy to get and I don’t want this technology being co-opted by the police to track “undesirables”–but your reaction was still hilariously inappropriate.)

blitzgal
13 years ago

It’s the Mark of Cain. All part of the NWO conspiracy theory soup.

blitzgal
13 years ago

And bullshit on the idea that people only masturbate when their partner is inadequate. That’s like people thinking their partner is “cheating” when s/he watches porn.

katz
13 years ago

I just knew of the digital angel and grabbed the first link that popped up.

Search results for Digital Angel:

1. Digital Angel website.

2. Digital Angel Wikipedia article.

3. World Net Daily.

4. YouTube video called “Apocalypse 13.”

5. Website for artist Yuki Kaori.

6. Gizmag article.

7. Destron Fearing, maker of a similar chip for livestock.

8. NY Times business article.

9. Yahoo! Finance article.

10. The Law and Liberty Foundation.

…OK, admittedly, some of those results are pretty hilarious, but none of them are NWO’s mind-control website.

Spearhafoc
13 years ago

I’m less of a man for lack of a womans acceptance.

I’m a virgin and have mentioned that fact several times here. The only one who ever made fun of me for it was an MRA.

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@Holly Pervocracy

Women can’t kidnap. “I’m taking the kids and getting a divorce.” Not kidapping if a woman does it. Let’s be honest here.

Joanna
13 years ago

You’re so totally right as usual NWO. Nothing a woman does is illegal cos…eh…yeah!

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@katz

I typed in digital angel corp. Try that and see what pops up. I usually avoid wiki like the plague it is.

katz
13 years ago

Is that a quantative or qualative number?

Neither. Because neither of those are words.

KathleenB
KathleenB
13 years ago

NWO: The disconnect from reality is getting more and more obvious. I think it’s that bloody black hole in your head, it’s just sucking everything by so fast you can’t make heads or tails of it – you’re just making shit up as you go along.

Quackers
Quackers
13 years ago

@NWO

Qualitative. In that I find men who don’t hate women and believe they should have equal rights a very appealing quality to have.

@Spearhafoc

You look handsome, and that painting is great! Good job with the tones and lighting 😀

katz
13 years ago

Search results for Digital Angel Corp

Digital Angel website
Destron Fearing
Yahoo! Finance
NYT Business
Google Finance
Business Week
Wikipedia
Marketwatch
LinkedIn
Reuters

The same, but no conspiracy theorists. Try again.

blitzgal
13 years ago

It’s because “they” run wiki, isn’t it?

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

Women can’t kidnap. “I’m taking the kids and getting a divorce.” Not kidapping if a woman does it. Let’s be honest here.

Actually, a lot of kids are kidnapped by their mothers and it’s absolutely treated as a kidnapping.

But here I reach one of those damn dilemmas. If I prove to you that a lot of mothers are charged with kidnapping, this is proof that women are evil kidnappers. But if I don’t, this is proof that women aren’t held accountable.

So, uh, congratulations on discovering that women are always evil. I hope you do something real useful with that knowledge?

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@blitzgal

I was shamed for the supposed wanking I was doing. The only reason to shame a man for such an action is because he can’t get any. He is less of a man due to his lack of acceptance by a woman. Women are praised for wanking and men are shamed for not being able to please her.

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