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Maxim explains “How to Cure a Feminist”

Given that we live in a feminazi gynocracy, with evil feminasties controlling all that we see and hear, it’s amazing that something like this ever found its way into print. This is from Maxim, in 2003. I found it here. Click on it to see it full size.

In the interest of accuracy, I would like to note that the woman pictured below might not be an actual feminist, as her armpit hair appears to be fake.

 

From Maxim, 2003.

 

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John
John
13 years ago

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

“What must women do to earn equal pay for equal work?”
Equal work.

“Has Gloria Steinem’s marriage hurt the feminist agenda?”
No, because it never was the nobody-can-get-married agenda.

“Did you see Cagney & Lacey on Lifetime last night?”
No, that show’s like a million years old. If you want a slightly more recent feminist shibboleth, try Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

But this isn’t really about feminism. Really it’s about “how to pressure a butch girl into being femme for you,” and the answer is you can’t, fuck off, I’m butch and I’m awesome and I love boys and you could’ve been one of them if you didn’t keep doing shit like buying me tight tank tops when you know I wear flannels and t-shirts.

John
John
13 years ago

FUCKING lvoe the feminist gynocracy destroyed and the cbitches pwned.

hellkell
hellkell
13 years ago

John, honey, you’re just as dull as MRAL. No one here’s getting “pwned” but you.

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

At least the “bitches” can type through our rage-spittle. Maybe you’d feel better if you went for a run, or watched a movie you like?

John
John
13 years ago

I have work to do, so I can’t run or watch movies I like. I am just saying, that chick was pwned.

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

Yes, because being turned from butch to femme is “pwnage.”

There’s so many things wrong with that I don’t even know where to start.

John
John
13 years ago

IMO, Stage #2 is the best stage.

Monsieur sans Nom
Monsieur sans Nom
13 years ago

Maxim mag is the anus of menz magazines.

blitzgal
13 years ago

Since John is MRAL and MRAL is banned, it’s time to ban John and any other alter ego he chooses to create here.

Regarding the article, I find it hilarious that the “cured” feminist is embodying one of the evil female traits that MRAs scream about — namely, being shallow and only interested in the material goods a man can give them (“Your camaro makes me so hot!”) So just like your basic MRA, Maxim clearly believes that women are terrible, no matter what they do.

Also, penisocracy? Have the guts to use the real P word. It exists.

Viscaria
Viscaria
13 years ago

I have work to do, so I can’t run or watch movies I like. I am just saying, that chick was pwned.

Um, MRAL, you know that “chick” was fictional, yes?

John
John
13 years ago

Stages #3 and #4 are veering dangerously close to alpha fuck territory, and also they look fucking stupid. Stage #1, obviously, is misandric. But Stage #2 is optimal.

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

Things Wrong With That, An Incomplete List
1. The idea that femme is less dignified than butch, so she’s been “lowered.”

2. The idea that it is desirable to “pwn” someone you’re in a relationship with.

3. The idea that it is justifiable to “pwn” someone for not being the type you’re attracted to.

4. The idea that it’s okay to make someone change their identity for a relationship.

5. The idea that if someone makes sacrifices for a relationship, you have “pwned” them.

6. The idea that any actual woman not a paid model would fall for this anyway, seriously.

John
John
13 years ago

Blitzgal, I assume Maxim was utilizing clever satire; the term “penisocracy” is a Swiftian response to the hysterical feminist buzzword “patriarchy”, which does not exist in any meaningful form.

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

Stages #3 and #4 are veering dangerously close to alpha fuck territory,

…You know they’re all the same woman, right?

John
John
13 years ago

Yea, but they’ve been altered is the idea, I think that #2 is the best alteration while Maxim seems to think #4 is. IMO, though, #4 looks like an alpha bitch.

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

She doesn’t know you think that, though, MRALJohn. She thinks she’s doing men a favor by looking as attractive as she possibly can. She’s working harder–wearing more makeup, putting more work into her hair, wearing much socially riskier and less comfortable clothing–in order to make men like her appearance as much as possible.

She’s not looking down on you–she’s busting her ass to suck up to you. To be good enough for you.

And this is the thanks she gets?

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

If it makes you feel better, #2 also probably isn’t attracted to a man who might randomly scream at her and who secretly hates her vagina and the fact that she has rights. So it’s not like she’s any less picky just because she’s a little plainer.

Rachel
Rachel
13 years ago

I have a question – when was MRAL banned? I have been negligent about reading the comments lately, so just curious? Also, why?

Oh, and John – I know someone already mentioned this, but the girl pictured above is a paid model, not someone who actually began as a feminist and was magically transformed due the the “techniques” described in Maxim. So she really wasn’t “pwned” by anyone.

John
John
13 years ago

Are you fucking with me? She’s not busting her ass to suck up to ME, she’s busting her ass to suck up to the alpha assholes (ie, 10% of men) and hop on the Carousel.

That’s what gets me. Arrogant women put makeup or whatever on to appeal to a tiny slice of men, and then fyms bitch and blame about how they “make themselves pleasing to men”, yeah, er, no they don’t. They make themselves pleasing to 5% of men, the alphas, those VERY VERY few men who rule the goddamn planet. They are quite distinct from “men” as a gender. If you’re not an AA, you get sneered at.

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

MRAL, I have dated men shorter than you and I guarantee I’ve dated uglier.

What I haven’t dated is nastier.

If you’re determined to think of yourself as a poor little Beta, put some work into your fucking hideous personality.

(Hell, even in MRAL delusionland–WHICH IS A DELUSION IT IS NOT TRUE I HAVE SUCKED A FIVE FOOT FOUR UNEMPLOYED MAN’S COCK BECAUSE HE WAS NICE AND FUNNY–you can’t really do anything about it. You can’t make women attracted to non-Alpha-Assholes. So you might as well get a hobby or something.)

John
John
13 years ago

#2 is NOT plainer, she’s just less of a fucking bitch.

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

Are you parodying yourself? She’s a photograph. A photograph of the same woman.

Are there “bitch clothes”? Then you’d better make like NWO and explain to us which ones are the bitch clothes so we can all make sure not to dress like a bitch.

We’re still not fucking you, though, not because of how you look or how rich you are but because your personality is frightening and off-putting.

John
John
13 years ago

Probably Stage #4 got buttfucked by a callous Alpha Asshole right after that Photoshoot.

Caraz
Caraz
13 years ago

MRAL, the whole ‘greek system’ of alphas and betas the MRAs have put in your head is a load of nonsense. That’s all there really is to it, but fine. I hope your happy now that you’ve convinced yourself that a non-existent social class system is the source of all your woes.

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