How to get 800 upvotes on Reddit: Offer an evo-psych explanation of why vaginas are icky, preferably including the phrase “wet hole.” Here, watch a master at work:
Well, that proves it. It’s SCIENCE!
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We Hunted The MammothHow to get 800 upvotes on Reddit: Offer an evo-psych explanation of why vaginas are icky, preferably including the phrase “wet hole.” Here, watch a master at work:
Well, that proves it. It’s SCIENCE!
And you do it again. “SOME liberals in THE CITY I LIVE IN act like assholes to me and I’m pretty sure it’s because I have a an obvious spectrum disorder,” would be a better way to put it, because you’re basically saying that every person left of George fucking Bush hates and/or doesn’t care about spectrum disorders, which is both nonsensical and untrue.
Caraz: Excellent point! I’d never thought about that, why don’t many nude paintings of women have pubic hair? How very odd…
Bee: I’m so sorry about your hedgehog! It sucks to lose a beloved pet.
GLP: Do you(all) actually think that women would be impressed, rather than creeped out, by a guy who raves about vaginas and how pretty they are???
Actually speaking only for myself, a man focusing solely on a body part whether raving about how gross or how bee-u-tiful is kinda gross because way to dehumanize and objectify women.
That video of the tattooed guy with the hedgehog is hot on so many different levels!
“Actually speaking only for myself, a man focusing solely on a body part whether raving about how gross or how bee-u-tiful is kinda gross because way to dehumanize and objectify women.”
This. A thousand times, this!
May I, Holly?
15 Then the Feminists went out and laid plans to trap him in his words. 16 They sent their disciples to him along with the Keynesians.
“MellerJesus,” they said, “we know that you are a man of integrity and that you teach the way of Gold in accordance with the truth. You aren’t swayed by others, because you pay no attention to what they are saying.
17 Tell us then, what is your opinion? Is it right to pay the imperial tax to The New World Order or not?”
18 But Jesus, knowing their evil intent, said, “You hypocrites, why are you trying to trap me? 19 Show me the coin used for paying the tax.” They brought him a dime and he asked them, “Whose image is this? And whose inscription?”
21 “Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s” they replied.
Then he sputtered for a while and turned kind of white, and lo, they worried he had suffered a seizure.
But then, in between twitches he said unto them, “When Ron Paul is elected he will give us SOUND Money!!!! Truly taxation is theft and the constitution was a land grab by bankers but Ron Paul will bring us back to it! If they let him! The Fed will be abolished and Banks will be honest, but then again we cannot KNOW what will happen because NEVER IN HISTORY has a PEACEFUL bloodless (?) Revolution such as this been tried! Will the military stand for truth and justice? Will they side with Ron Paul? I DON’T KNOW AND YOU DON’T EITHER! Yes in the past banks failed, but that wasn’t Ron Paul’s fault. Sure, I want the libertarian states of America but until then, Ron Paul is the only one to give us Gold and to Gold what is Gold’s.”
22 When they heard this, they were confused. So they left him and went away.
23. But he followed and kept talking about it.
24. And talking about it and talking about it. And lo, he had a reading list.
25. And lo, some said they had read the reading list, and yet they obviously lied, for if they had read the reading list, some of which they had found very interesting, and some of it actually seeming to contradict points the MellerJesus had made, they too would sound like an overexcited, paranoid leprechaun.
26. And lo, he gave them the reading list again.
zhinxy: That is awesome. +5 internets to you!
AARRRGH, wrong thread
sorry, ignore the fake bible.
Ty 🙂
Monsieur sans Nom has been following his usual modus operandi of adding shit on old threads, which disclosed some comments of relevance to this thread from one of our, ahh, valued (?) contributors:
Look, I just think vaginas are disgusting body parts. It’s not a judgement on the people who have them, those people usually also have bewbs, which are great body parts.
And I don’t actually tell most people I find vaginas horrendously gross, disgusting, poorly-designed, disease-ridden holes. That’s just my personal opinion.
Look, there are features about the wimminz besides the disgusting fishy thing that is the vagina. I like those things.
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But.. but… the fake bible is awesome! What if I don’t want to ignore it?
You can see it in the right thread XD Holly’s fake bible is awesome(ER) too and inspired it!!
http://manboobz.com/2011/12/08/how-to-creep-out-the-entire-internet-lovelorn-banker-edition/comment-page-7/#comment-94799
Hey, I’d forgotten that I spent a lot of that thread telling MRAL he’s a creeper. I’m surprised he hasn’t tried to internet sue me for hate speech!
I find it fascinating that guys that hang out on PUA/MRA websites where guys constantly talk about poon say that the vagina is disgusting. 🙂
I thinks as long as it’s PIV, no seeing, no finger-touching, no tasting, no smelling, it’s not too disgusting. Man, if that’s how they think, they must be real good in bed.
I’m picturing them trying to fuck in a haz-mat suit now. Thanks for that.
If you think of women’s genitals as a repulsive “wet hole to deposit your semen”, you are probably total and utter shit in bed, and any woman with a vulva will be well advised to avoid fucking you whenever possible.
G.L. PiggyIf you actually think this then I wonder what your definition of “gross” is
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That, or, “physically repulsive”. Since most STIs don’t have an external manifestation (when women have them), they don’t affect that aspect (or non-aspect) of a vulva.
From what I heard, we are attracted to breasts because they resemble a butt.
Even that is some evo-psych nonsense. Breasts are not universally seen as attractive, and not all cultures see them as means of sexual arousal. There is no way to show that breasts are meant to mimic buttocks.
There are other animals which have breasts, manatees and dugongs. They are fatty so they will float, making it possible for the young to breathe while nursing. There are arguments that a number of human traits might be related to an evolutionary interval in which we were more strongly aquatic than we are now. We are certainly the only large primate to be as adapted to water as we are.
Sadly the quirks of fossilisation, and the probability that any such period was extremely short means the likelihood of supporting evidence showing up (in any way which isn’t, at best very equivocal) is almost nil.
Kyrie: Which makes me wonder: are there any vagina-bearer and vagina-bearer-interested (mainly lesbians and bi women) who thinks that vaginas or vulvas are gross?
I have known some. More of them straight than bi, and none of them lesbian. I have known a number of women who didn’t want me to pay specific attention to their vulva; esp. oral attention, because they thought them “dirty”.
BTW, the plural of vulva is vulvae, the plural of penis is penes.
Vulvae, penes, I’ll try to remember that. God damn latin!
re pubic grooming. Upper class roman women shaved. I forget the British artist who was said to have been so appalled to discover that women had pubic hair (because he’d not seen any nude women but statues and paintings, which didn’t show any), that he couldn’t consummate his marriage. There is no proof of this, but they did have the marriage anulled, he never did marry again, and he did say that pubic hair was unappealing.
Ah, I love how the comment section turned into showing photos of glittery genitalia and cute animals
Pug faces, like vulvas, have wrinkles, so here’s a cute video
These links are NSFW, although I don’t consider manboobz safe for work any day, because of the “smut” language used
There are 9 preview pages available to view
http://www.taschen.com/pages/en/catalogue/sex/all/05741/facts.the_big_book_of_pussy.htm
And here’s the photographs from the Buck Angel Stoya shoot, two people I find really, really… really attractive
http://fleshbot.com/5861208/when-stoya-met-buck-angel/gallery/1
On a more topical thought, folks who aren’t mature enough to accept genitalia, shouldn’t be engaging in sex, as it will probably be poor quality sex for at least one party and has the chance of hurting persons’ feelings and body image. Both of those possible outcomes are ones that should be generally avoided when participating in sexual activities, IMHO.
Maturity levels are relative to measure, but I would consider that using the word “icky” to describe human organs might be an indicator of a low one.
That would be this guy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ruskin
I think it’s a bit of a shame that much of the feminist movement is cahoots with the naturalist movement(which promulgates that natural = good and altering ones bodies = bad)which tries to stigmatize female grooming(as in leg and pubic shaving) as “patriarchal” and baaaad. If you’re a woman and you don’t wanna, then DON’T! But you can’t expect everyone else to accept you exactly as you choose to be. Pubic hair is ugly. Genitals look much nicer when they’re depiliated.