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We Hunted The MammothHow to get 800 upvotes on Reddit: Offer an evo-psych explanation of why vaginas are icky, preferably including the phrase “wet hole.” Here, watch a master at work:
Well, that proves it. It’s SCIENCE!
I am disturbed by the SparkleVulva. Not because of the sparkle itself so much as by the fact that it looks like glitter, which is gritty. Ow.
Human mouths are terrible; don’t ever get really chomped on by a human, fer reals y’all. And urgh, you’d put a perfectly clean and tidy and even practically sterile set of genitals into that thing? IT HAS TEETH AND KILLER BACTERIA, IT IS THE WORST. Even dogs that kiss people on the mouths should go chug some Listerine, I swear.
I also don’t like kissing or sharing food. I’m the only sane woman in the world. XD
Molly, you are a baby hippo. Your people already chomp on humans on a regular basis; get with the program. 😀
Maybe it’s just me, but I think human ears are the weirdest lookin’ things on the human body. Their shape is really odd.
According to my wife, it’s a lot less common than certain journalists would have us believe, though she’s noticed it seems to be on the increase amongst younger women. But not to any really dramatic extent.
Ears are really weird. And I’m not convinced that they have to look that weird to function, either. I mean, check out these guys:
That’s doin’ ears right. 😀
And let’s be real, our eyes ain’t all that either:
Boom. That’s a pair of peepers!
Awwwww Fennecs and kittens are fighting in my mind for the title of cutest thing evar. This image might liquefy my brain.
I think fennecs might win out for me slightly, ’cause I think they’re canines? (I dunno?) and I’m a dog person.
I’m a cat person, but I think fennec win over puppy. And is that an adult fennec? If so, imagine the power of cuteness of a baby fennec!
Awesome. Baby fennecs. I think I convinced my boyfriend that we need a tiny turtle, but I don’t know about the tiny owl, fennec fox, slow loris, hedgehog, pygmy goat, and porcupine we obviously need also. Also: We need a much bigger house. Made out of vinyl. And a very long hose.
Oh, I also need a baby sloth. I forgot.
I used to get really indignant about that, because I’m a pretty fuzzy girl (pretty, fuzzy girl?), until I went out for lunch with a bunch of guys one day, and one of them did that post-lunch stretch. It pulled the shirt up over his belly, which was hairy, and I thought “Eeewww!”
It has never occurred to me (as a young woman) that my expectations were also being fucked up by highly-waxed and polished models.
Also, Vajazzle!
http://www.vajazzling.com/vajazzling_pictures
*HAD* never occurred to me. Not so young anymore.
Also, awwww! Baby sloth ftw!
Unimaginative: Body hair on guys has never bothered me.
Bee: Hedgehogs are awesome. They are cute and sweet and they sound like tiny malfunctioning engines when they’re scared or angry (it’s cuter than it sounds, i swear, they make the little chuffing noises).
A guy with lovely hands and amazing tattoos giving a hedgehog a bath:
Aww, the nose touching! He really loves his hedgie. 🙂 <3
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That hedgehog video is sooooo adorable. So are the Lori and the Fennec Fox ones.
Pardon me, but do you really not understand that I was not addressing you personally? Furthermore, the *left* I’m referring to consists of MANY, MANY individuals besides yourself. I can’t fucking believe I have to explain this to you.
And FYI, yes I do have asperger syndrome, and my condition is severe enough that it’s visually obvious to people who see me in person without even talking to me. I also live a city swimming with PC liberals so I actually do know a thing or two about how self-professed “liberals” treat aspies TYVM.
“Pardon me, but do you really not understand that I was not addressing you personally? Furthermore, the *left* I’m referring to consists of MANY, MANY individuals besides yourself. I can’t fucking believe I have to explain this to you.”
You didn’t exactly specify that earlier. No one here is a mind-reader.
“And FYI, yes I do have asperger syndrome, and my condition is severe enough that it’s visually obvious to people who see me in person without even talking to me. I also live a city swimming with PC liberals so I actually do know a thing or two about how self-professed “liberals” treat aspies TYVM.”
Well, if that’s the case, that’s extremely shitty and I sympathize. Even then, it makes your generalization understandable, but not excusable.
I once had a teenager earnestly assure me that body hair, especially pubic hair, on women was unnatural. Short of stripping down, I could not convince him that if men have body hair, women usually do, too.
I’ve had that exact conversation with an adult man who was more than old enough to know better. It was a little disturbing. As others have said, I think porn has done a number on some guys’ expectations.
There is a novel called the Siege of Krishnapur that is set in the days of the British Empire and features a scene where two men are completely baffled by a woman’s pubic hair because the only reference they had was nude paintings and sculptures which tend to lack hair. Yes it’s fiction, but I think it brings up the possibility that this idea existed long before porn.
KathleenB: That hedgie video is so cute! Aww, they like their bath time!
I actually had a hedgehog several years ago. (I told this story once in the Manboobz comments before, so apologies for anyone who’s read this already.) He had a chronic ear infection, and every once in a while it would get worse, he’d stop eating, we’d have to go to the vet and get some antibiotics or get his ear cleaned out with special equipment or whatever. So it was one of those times, and I took him to the vet, but the regular vet was busy and he passed my hedgehog off to an intern. A few minutes later, the intern handed my hedgehog back to me and explained that he had given him antibiotics and intravenous fluids since he was a little dehydrated. Well, the hedgehog was blown up like a balloon and dripping wet, and he died a minute later, in my hands! I was so sad! I know not every vet knows about exotics, but … if you don’t know, don’t try.
Anyway, so that sucked. I loved the little guy though. I’d like to have another hedgehog friend one day.
Human eyes ain’t nuthin’.
Nameless: You say liberals don’t care about aspies. I’m liberal. Therefore, you told me that I don’t care when I manifestly do – see the problem with sweeping generalizations? The one that I explained in the comment right after the one you’re carping about?