How to get 800 upvotes on Reddit: Offer an evo-psych explanation of why vaginas are icky, preferably including the phrase “wet hole.” Here, watch a master at work:
Well, that proves it. It’s SCIENCE!
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We Hunted The MammothHow to get 800 upvotes on Reddit: Offer an evo-psych explanation of why vaginas are icky, preferably including the phrase “wet hole.” Here, watch a master at work:
Well, that proves it. It’s SCIENCE!
ozymandias: that sounds like a really, really small minority of people as possible sex partners.
Women are not a minority group(unless there’s another group you’re talkin bout there). As for gay men, why shouldn’t they be grossed out by vaginas! Since they’re gay then one can safely presume they’re attracted to MEN’s bodies and not women’s bodies. Vaginas aren’t meant to be visually admired, they’re meant to be weiner receptacles.I really don’t care for oral sex, TBH.
Do you(all) actually think that women would be impressed, rather than creeped out, by a guy who raves about vaginas and how pretty they are???
I like how instead of being all sex-positive and such the convo has derailed into OMG, there’s body fluids EVERYWHERE! YOUR ENTIRE BODY IS GROSS!
“straight cis white gender-conforming conventionally-attractive middle-class thirtysomething Americans with college degrees and professional jobs” should read “able-bodied, neurotypical, straight cis white gender-conforming conventionally-attractive middle-class thirtysomething Americans with college degrees and professional jobs”
“As for gay men, why shouldn’t they be grossed out by vaginas!”
The point of the story wasn’t that he found vaginas unattractive. The point of the story was that he expressed his lack of attraction BY PUKING. And then told me about this while I sat there on my vagina wondering how come he had any female housemates if it was that bad. Even for a gay dude, that’s a bit extreme. 😛
Vaginas (or vulvas to be more correct) ARE pretty. Seriously, love your genitals. You only get one set and they can make you very happy indeed.
Huh, maybe I am weird.
“Women are not a minority group” Minority here meaning marginalized, but you miss the point.
“As for gay men, why shouldn’t they be grossed out by vaginas!”
It’s one thing not to be attracted to something, it;s another to shame the hell out of people who have them.
“Do you(all) actually think that women would be impressed, rather than creeped out, by a guy who raves about vaginas and how pretty they are??”
What does that question have to do with the discussion?
“Vaginas (or vulvas to be more correct)”
Drat, I used the wrong word, didn’t I? Bad sex blogger. No biscuit.
“I really don’t care for oral sex, TBH.”
I’m not sure what your likes and dislike have to do with anything. Plenty of people enjoys oral. And plenty of people enjoys plenty of sexual activities that don’t result in making babies.
And vaginas are not meant to do anything, unless you want to hold a creationist POV.
“’Do you(all) actually think that women would be impressed, rather than creeped out, by a guy who raves about vaginas and how pretty they are??
“What does that question have to do with the discussion?”
I think Monsieur sans Nom is under the impression that I was miffed because a gay man didn’t praise my ladybits to the skies, Jenn93. Instead, I could have gone my whole life without him saying anything about any female genitalia *ever*! 😛
“Vaginas aren’t meant to be visually admired, they’re meant to be weiner receptacles.”
Oh, fuck off.
“Do you(all) actually think that women would be impressed, rather than creeped out, by a guy who raves about vaginas and how pretty they are???”
My boyf is pretty into vaginas, tho he doesn’t really RAVE about them. It makes me feel happy that he finds my body attractive rather than disgusting o_O
*vulvas
@Molly
I’m not entirely what is correct myself. I’m still acclimating to all the feminist, sex-positive terminology.
And not to be discriminatory: 🙂
“Vaginas aren’t meant to be visually admired, they’re meant to be weiner receptacles.”
By the way, here is a really pretty vagina. (Totally NSFW.)
Kyrie: It is, but they do exist. 🙂 Much like lesbians who have an objection to vulvas!
Caraz: Vulvas are the right word, but if you call it a vagina no one will take away your sex-pozzie card.
O Pretentiously Nameless One, I actually do like it when someone calls my vulva pretty. Just like men usually like it when women find their penises hot. Humans: more similar than we are different!
Molly: That is a hella pretty vagina.
Vulva! Dammit! Now I’m doing it!
“Vulva! Dammit! Now I’m doing it!”
I think this is the fault of the Vagina Monologues. If they can’t get it right, there’s no hope for the rest of us.
This one is sparkly.
…how
how
how did they do that
I NEED A SPARKLING VULVA
Those are 2 different things(minority, marginalized). One is quantitative, the other is qualitative. Political correctness is mangling the english language.
I agree. HOWEVER, the left really doesn’t give 2 shits and a fart about the plight of aspies since they are not an officially recognized minority group(and yes they are indeed a numerical minority) .
Define “likes.”
I dunno, but that google reference kinda made me feel like writing an email here.
Dear Gucci Little Piggy,
I think you should go out with me. I think we have a real chance. People don’t grow on trees. Google said that you like women. I am a woman. Therefore I think you should go out with me. I think it is rude of you not to go out with me. If you would like to go out with me again, you should call me right away and let me know when you are free to go out. Even if you don’t want to go with me, you should reply to this email and let me know why you don’t want to go out with me. You leave comments on manboobz and I leave comments on manboobz. Thus, it won’t require any additional time for you to be in a relationship with me. (Etc., ad nauseum.)
Just in case it wasn’t clear, “Your Disgusting Head” is a joke book, and it’s hilarious. But I do think it’s worth questioning why people who claim to find vaginas disgusting because they involve bodily fluids don’t extend their hatred to other parts of the body that aren’t specifically associated with female bodies.
If that’s actually the vagina (rather than the vulva) they find gross, it’s even weirder. It’s basically a pipe, and it’s very hard to see.
I never got my sex-pozzie card! It’s must be stuck in the mail.