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Well, that proves it. It’s SCIENCE!
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We Hunted The MammothHow to get 800 upvotes on Reddit: Offer an evo-psych explanation of why vaginas are icky, preferably including the phrase “wet hole.” Here, watch a master at work:
Well, that proves it. It’s SCIENCE!
Ozy, I also wanted to send out warm wishes. I have struggled with what you’re going through and I wasn’t anywhere near as productive as to are at the time. Take care of yourself.
VoiP, I highly doubt that NWO has ever read the bible.
@VoiP
A fine quote indeed. However, I doubt indulging a child in wickedness is the answer. Shall I not “offend” a little one ever? Do whatever feels good? Is that the answer?
NWO: A good starting place is ‘Do no harm.’ I know, it’s a fairly advanced concept when you can’t get your head out of your ass, but if you think about it, not hurting other people on purpose seems to be a pretty good plan. Or at least a pretty good start.
NWO has Man Boobz comment reading parties with the guys from work?!!
Please, dude, post some pics! Maybe a couple of the guys pointing at Man Boobz comments and laughing?
Also: Arks once again wins the Man Boobz Troll Award for Disconcertingly Vivid Imagery:
This is almost t-short worthy.
He’s definitely been drinking. It’s always obvious when he’s sauced. Nothing against drinking, but I can’t stand a sad, mean drunk. Combined with pathetic lying and odds like “mantastic” and the misuse I’d solipsism… It’s all just too depressing and bizarre.
Also, hugs to Ozy. Depression sucks.
“Please, dude, post some pics! Maybe a couple of the guys pointing at Man Boobz comments and laughing?”
I second this.
Voip: I’m an atheist, but I take prayers in the spirit in which they are intended. 🙂
NWO: How about a few of my favorite Biblical passages? (All from the KJV, so you can’t say feminists ruined it with our misandry.)
“And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst, They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act. Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou? This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not. So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her. And again he stooped down, and wrote on the ground. And they which heard it, being convicted by their own conscience, went out one by one, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last: and Jesus was left alone, and the woman standing in the midst. When Jesus had lifted up himself, and saw none but the woman, he said unto her, Woman, where are those thine accusers? hath no man condemned thee? She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.”
“Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world: For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in: Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink? When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee? Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee? And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.”
“Charity suffereth long, and is kind; charity envieth not; charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up, doth not behave itself unseemly, seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil;Rejoiceth not in iniquity, but rejoiceth in the truth; Beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things.Charity never faileth: but whether there be prophecies, they shall fail; whether there be tongues, they shall cease; whether there be knowledge, it shall vanish away… And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity.”
@Nobinayamu
I told you before I don’t drink. A bag of weed though, yummy!
How is refraining from raping a little girl “indulging a child in wickedness”?
Wait, is NWOslave telling us he’s actually high? Isn’t that supposed to make you feel NICER?
How bout a fist bump, then? ;]
NWO: Ezekiel 16:49, in the KJV– “Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy.”
Can’t get clearer than that.
*fistbumps at Voip*
“A fine quote indeed. However, I doubt indulging a child in wickedness is the answer.”
Spare the penis-rod and spoil the child? In all seriousness, I think NWO needs psychiatric assistance.
NWO: Ya see I don’t ever have relapses where I want to hurt myself because I fucking rock. I have morals and ethics
That would be the Morals and Ethics where you think raping people because they were wearing a bathing suit at the beach is just fine because it’s like dangling meat in front of starving dogs?
Or would it be the part where you “treat sluts as they deserve”. And say that women should be enslaved.
The bit where you say that you believe in escalation, and any slight a man thinks done to him by a woman merits abuse and hatred?
Those fine christian ethics and morals you are so proud of?
Everybody loves me! Everybody requests to work with me, and every company I’ve worked at requests me back because the quality of my work is excellent and I’m a great guy.
Like Pepsi? Or the auto company you designed the assay equipment for their steel?
So in order to try and argue against me telling him not to engage in the appeal to nature fallacy, NWO engages in the appeal to nature fallacy as part of an ad hominem attack.
Okay, let me try and explain this in a way your pathetic little lump of a mind can begin to comprehend “before you ever use the word “nature” towards me again, please define it, and explain why I should give a fuck about it given said definition.”
@ozymandias42
All too true Ozy, but you always forget go and sin no more. Jesus didn’t tell the prostitute, now get on out there a fuck a wack of men. And then hold big ole slut parades.
And am I not also the least of the brethren, yet the law which you advocate for clearly is oppressive in every concievable way.
And all charity is for women only.
Is there no sympathy, justice and charity left for men?
Do a search.
You tell me how many charities and for women-vs-men?
How many State/UN agencies for women-vs-men?
How many Laws for women only?
How man corporate entities for only women-vs-men?
Get back to me when I see a little equality.
Oh, are we quoting biblical verses. Micah 6: 4-8 is probably one of my favorites.
For I brought thee up out of the land of Egypt, and redeemed thee out of the house of servants; and I sent before thee Moses, Aaron, and Miriam.
O my people, remember now what Balak king of Moab consulted, and what Balaam the son of Beor answered him from Shittim unto Gilgal; that ye may know the righteousness of the LORD.
Wherewith shall I come before the LORD, and bow myself before the high God? shall I come before him with burnt offerings, with calves of a year old?
Will the LORD be pleased with thousands of rams, or with ten thousands of rivers of oil? shall I give my firstborn for my transgression, the fruit of my body for the sin of my soul?
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God?
@darksidecat
So in order to try and argue against me telling her about her aloof nature, darksidecat, the queen of the ad hominem attack denies nature by remaining aloof.
@darksidecat
Next you’ll be telling me no one even has a built in nature to survive, let alone reproduce.
You’ve been a fun audience. Cyas.
@Slavalicious
Do your own research to back up your utter bullshit claims that a number of people here refuted over and over.
Get back to me when you’re a less repetitive shitbag.
(Or when you have pics of you and your buds at Manboobz Nite at Chez Slavey! Are there nachos?)
He shoots, he misses! And then he runs away to comfort himself with a big bag of weed.
That sounds a whole lot like your beliefs, NWO.
You mean the “woman taken in adultery”? Who here is advocating for adultery? NOT US, BREAKING PROMISES IS BAD.