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We Hunted The MammothHow to get 800 upvotes on Reddit: Offer an evo-psych explanation of why vaginas are icky, preferably including the phrase “wet hole.” Here, watch a master at work:
Well, that proves it. It’s SCIENCE!
You forgot prison rape, NWOslave. I remember you unambiguously endorsing that as an acceptable form of punishment not too long ago.
@Holly Pervocracy
“NWO, I’m quite sure you’re lying about reading this with “the guys,” and that makes me like three or four different kinds of sad.”
Was it womens intuition that makes you so sure? Oh there’s much laughter alrighty. 3 or 4 kinds of sad! This is too good to be true!
Prove what you say, NWO, or try to. Nobody believes your bullshit. (EXCEPT: unlike KathleenB, I took NWO’s description of his own work life at face value and still think it is true. Maybe I shouldn’t have?)
VOIP, Kathleen: (hugs). If I ran the world I’d get us all new brains that work properly. 🙂 (And NWO too.)
And as for your ‘all women dress like sluts’ theory, NWO, it’s fucking winter. In MICHIGAN. I want as many layers as I can get between my skin and the ass cold air around me. Micro miniskirts just DO NOT CUT IT. Unless you think that ‘wrapped in multiple layers and a wool coat’ counts as slut wear, then you just have serious issues that you might want to talk to someone who’s not me about.
NWO, how is thinking little girls are “asking for it” consistent with Christian morality, especially Matthew 18:6?
@KathleenB
A disintegration ray! Not that! Please! I hope no one damaged the uranium 235 space modulator!
HUGS TO ALL THE CRAZY PEOPLE!!!
I love how NWO, for months and months, has described a life of nothing but misery. An impoverished existence of scraping by in a miserable, dangerous, low paying job that he hates. The specter of feminist initiated, state perpetrated violence hanging over his head like the henchman’s blade. Two hundred consecutive days without food, never a mention of anything he enjoys. In nearly six months, never a word about a friend, or a positive statement about his work. With the exceptions of starwars novels and the tv show, Monk he’s never confessed to liking anything. Never mentioned spending any social time with anyone except for occasional visits with his family.
But Ozy reaches out with genuine compassion and, suddenly, he’s the happiest man on earth. Loved by everyone and in high social demand. And what do his friends like to do? Why, watch him post on manboobz, naturally!
The sheer pathetic transparency of this lie would almost make me feel sorry for you, if you hadn’t spent months showing how unworthy you are of sympathy.
Is it OK if I pray for you? I don’t know which religion, if any, you hold and I hope you don’t think that I’m trying to impose.
NWO, what in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster are you talking about? It’s a CHARACTER. In a GAME. That I feel more sorry for that I do your pathetic ass. Because you treat me like shit and advocate rape and are generally a paranoid asshat.
NWO, you have the same problem as Brandon, where you claim to be laughing at us, but all your writing seems really serious and angry most of the time.
Do “the guys” share your opinions on the Rothchilds? Seems like a tough thing to make a raucous hangout session about. (Sadly, this is less plausible than the guys all hanging out laughing about rape. Although even most douchebags get a little uncomfortable when you get to the underage rape.)
NWO, do you know what D&D is? If not, this may be the source of your rage.
@VoiP
Why don’t you quote Matthew 18:6 for me. If I recall the last set of “updated” modern quotes, some how the story of Sodom was gays being victims of the bad straight men! Funny how each version seems a bit more leftist. Next thing ya know, God’ll be two lesbians living on the farside of the moon!
Shorter NWO – I’m cool! I’m so cool! I bet you wish you could be more like me!
Wait, why don’t you believe me? You’re must all be bitches.
@Slavalicious: “Bee said vulvalicious, why didn’t ya mock her? Oh yea, rampant misandry. Never mock a woman, but always mock a man. Manlicious!”
Or maybe because Bee is pretty awesome, whereas you are a disgusting cretin and the only way I can stomach some of the crap you spew here is to laugh at you?
Nah, totes misandry.
@Holly Pervocracy
“NWO, you have the same problem as Brandon, where you claim to be laughing at us, but all your writing seems really serious and angry most of the time.”
I’m serious and angry when tyrannical laws are imposed, and then denied, explained away or excused.
@CassandraSays
Falling back on the victim card are we?
Matthew 18, 1 to 6.
At the same time came the disciples unto Jesus, saying, Who is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven?
And Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them,
And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.
Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven.
And whoso shall receive one such little child in my name receiveth me.
But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
Hey ozy–
I’m so sorry you’re struggling right now. I hope you know that you’re really valued here 🙂
Matthew 18:6 is not a good verse for an aspiring child rapist to bring up.
“@CassandraSays
Falling back on the victim card are we?
NWO, dude, if you’re going to try to insult someone it needs to at least make some sort of sense, and have some relation to what they actually said to you. Have you been drinking?
Holy cow, VoiP! The Bible’s been so bowdlerized that that verse doesn’t even mention Sodom anymore!
NWO: Sodom was destroyed because a bunch of guys tried to storm a house and gang rape a guest. Who happened to be an angel. (never mind that the owner of the house threw his own children to the mob – they were girls and don’t really matter.) Also, there were some bits about the city being haughty and uncharitable and… forgetting god, maybe/ It’s been awhile.
Nthing all the ((hugs)) and wishes for comforting things to Ozy.