How to get 800 upvotes on Reddit: Offer an evo-psych explanation of why vaginas are icky, preferably including the phrase “wet hole.” Here, watch a master at work:
Well, that proves it. It’s SCIENCE!
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We Hunted The MammothHow to get 800 upvotes on Reddit: Offer an evo-psych explanation of why vaginas are icky, preferably including the phrase “wet hole.” Here, watch a master at work:
Well, that proves it. It’s SCIENCE!
NWO seems to be a bit loose tonight.
No examples of my “nothing but insults”, misuse of solipsism, essentialism, etc.
SSDD
NWO, have you been reading the dictionary again? Too bad you didn’t actually comprehend it.
THINGS THAT ARE AWESOME AND OWLYSLAVE MIGHT LIKE
BY OZY, AGE 19 AND 51/52
Bruce Springsteen
David Bowie
Vulvaless nematodes
Talking to people you admire on Twitter
Vegan shepherd’s pie
Hot bread
The feel of clothes fresh from the dryer on skin
Really interesting books bought at the dollar store
Smoothies
Long walks
People telling you about their ridiculous D&D games
Bayes’ Theorem
Dropbox
Talking about your novels
Learning things you didn’t think you could do
Bad romance novels
Star Wars shirts
Boxers
Making fun of the Republican debates
Captain Awkward’s advice column
Getting in the class you really wanted to take
Occupy Wall Street
Playing guitar
Jeans with holes in
Christmas music
Setting up a Nativity
Retelling the story of the nativity using your newly set-up Nativity
Christmas trees
Shiny lights
Glitter
People who love you and whom you love in return
That’s a great list, Ozy!
BY OZY, AGE 19 AND 51/52
Happy birthday a week in advance!
@ozymandias42
“But the thing is, despite all that, I think I’ve had a better day than you. You just seem.. sad. The splendid, wonderful diversity of the world scares and threatens you, and you have to respond to it with mindless hate. You only seem to take pleasure (if it can be called that) in tearing other people down. That’s no way to live. I haven’t seen evidence of a single thing in this world that makes you happy, and that saddens me.”
Ohhhh, do I seem sad? On the contrary, I’m quite happy. Does the world of diversity scare me? That’s priceless! You must think I’ve just come from a gender studies class to believe I’m do anything but laughing my ass off at your comment.
C’mon Ozy. This is me. I’m a tad ahead of the curve. Ya know, a lot of times when I’m out on the road we all hang out after our cushy day of work. Well all the guys come over and we laugh our asses off at the comments from the gang. I type shit in and we are rollin on the floor. Let’s be real here, all the shit the gang says is the exact opposite of reality and it’s funny. It’s like you’re not even real people.
Ya see I don’t ever have relapses where I want to hurt myself because I fucking rock. I have morals and ethics. Everybody loves me! Everybody requests to work with me, and every company I’ve worked at requests me back because the quality of my work is excellent and I’m a great guy. I fight against all forms of feminism, because all forms of feminism are vile and hateful. And that’s the only reason you hate me.
I like me, cause I’m mantastic. Perhaps if you’re feeling bad about yourself, you should re-evaluate what you morally and ethically stand for. You choose to support a hate movement. This is no doubt one of the sources of your depression. Also, as I said before, the more men/women you have sex with, the less likely you, as a woman, (not a zie) have of forming a long lasting relationship. Ya see, I like women, that’s why I’m trying to help you.
Fair warning to other Manboobz readers: put down your beverage before wading into Slavey’s latest Wall-O-Text. He describes himself as “mantastic”. Liquids in sinuses are ouchy. /TheMoreYouKnow
…you should re-evaluate what you morally and ethically stand for.
Said the rape advocate.
Ah, for fuck’s sake. I’m really sorry, Ozy. I’ve been having so much trouble paying attention to the things I’m supposed to do, and it just feels like there’s a huge weight on me. I wouldn’t call it “terrible,” exactly, but it’s…heavy. It’s heavy. My desire to drink is more or less constant. I feel you, Ozy, and I’m sorry.
Unless women are in furry suits or some other sort of animal costume, how the hell do we dress like animals? The only other thing I can think of is that women are wandering around butt naked, and… no. I live in Michigan, chilblains are EVIL!
The child rape advocate.
@SecretiveRob
Bee said vulvalicious, why didn’t ya mock her? Oh yea, rampant misandry. Never mock a woman, but always mock a man. Manlicious!
NWO, I’m quite sure you’re lying about reading this with “the guys,” and that makes me like three or four different kinds of sad.
NWOSlave:
If you’re telling the truth, this is really cool. No shit, I’m happy for you.
HEY EVERYONE: NWO ADMITTED TO A THING THAT MAKES HIM HAPPY
HE TAKES PRIDE IN HIS WORK AND IN THE APPROVAL OF HIS PEERS
Oh, lord, ozy, I’ve been there. I wish there were something I could do to make it all better (for everyone, this shit sucks all around).
…Do any of “the guys” have 14-year-old daughters? That seems like it could be an issue.
Can you prove this? If the answer is “oxytocin,” it’s incorrect.
“C’mon Ozy. This is me. I’m a tad ahead of the curve. Ya know, a lot of times when I’m out on the road we all hang out after our cushy day of work. Well all the guys come over and we laugh our asses off at the comments from the gang. I type shit in and we are rollin on the floor. Let’s be real here, all the shit the gang says is the exact opposite of reality and it’s funny. It’s like you’re not even real people.”
This sounded *almost* real, and then we got to this part:
“Everybody loves me! Everybody requests to work with me, and every company I’ve worked at requests me back because the quality of my work is excellent and I’m a great guy.”
And yet you keep harping about how you can’t get a job because of the women?
Or was that whole thing supposed to be sarcastic and NWOslave actually IS lonely and sad all the time?
NWO, you still haven’t proven that ” men dressing up as women, sucking dick while having another dick shoved up [one’s] ass,” or crying are bad. WHY ARE THESE THINGS WRONG, NWO, WHILE RAPE REMAINS OK?
I’m not depressed because I’m bad. I’m depressed because chemicals in my brain are fucked up. The first time I thought about suicide I was eight and thus neither a slut nor a feminist.
I have my ethics: I give to charity, avoid unethically raised animal products and stuff made by corporations that oppress workers, work for causes I believe in, and strive to be kind to everyone. As far as I can, I follow the immortal dictum of John Stuart Mill: “the greatest good for the greatest number.”
I’m glad that you’ve found work you’re good at and friends you have fun with. 🙂
Maybe all the other trolls on here are NWOslave’s friends! THAT’S WHY THEY ALL SOUND THE SAME!
NWOslave, do you hang out with an IT guy who has a gf named Ashley? And dude that collects dolls?
@Dracula
“Said the rape advocate.”
@Bostonian
“The child rape advocate.”
I believe the youngest accusation of my rape advocacy was 4 years old.
I got rape advocate, I’ve got child rape advocate, I’ve got 4 year old. The bid is a 4 so far, do I hear 3, can I get a 3. Going once, going twice…………
Dear gods, NWO, that is the biggest sack of shit I’ve ever seen you drop. That’s just… sad and pathetic and if you weren’t such an asshole I’d try to find the energy to feel sorry for you. (as a reference, I DO have the energy to fell sorry for a friend’s Mutants & Masterminds character, who ran afoul of a disintegration ray tonight and will be in hospital for awhile. I feel more sorry for a fictional character than I do for the allegedly real NWO, and I’m really trying to figure out if this makes me a bad person. I don’t think so.)
I do believe NWO is drunk off zir ass.
Dude, you are extolling your virtue to people who have read your advocacy for enslaving people and raping kids. You are an evil, stupid jackass on a good day. I sincerely hope you die alone, and soon.