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Rape, mansplained at last. Thanks, anonymous dude on Reddit!

On Reddit’s Men’s Rights subreddit, Detective_Mills cuts through the complexities of the rape debate with this bit of wisdom, putting all those rape complaints from women in their proper perspective.

 

 

Sorry, did I say “women?” I meant “cuntbags.”

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Captain Bathrobe
12 years ago

I intend to form my own “maginastan”–a homeland for manginae entirely surrounded by, and dependent upon, Womensland. I will be absolute dictator of my own domain, so far as my feminist masters allow.

Captain Bathrobe
12 years ago

Dammit “manginastan”! I’m batting .000 this morning.

Sharculese
12 years ago

wetherby, thanks for finding antz’s huffpo profile, because reading his comments i found this gem:

A father, a soldier, a hero. Thomas James Ball is the first man to sacrifice his life to bring attention to the feminist hate war against men and boys. He is remembered with honour.”

TheNatFantastic
12 years ago

@Sharculese Google seems to suggest he was more pissed off with the government and capitalism. But, y’know, I suppose Big Feminism controls those. We have vagina tentacles in every seat of power.

Seraph
Seraph
12 years ago

TNF – You know, once you got past the initial shock, vagina tentacles would probably be really nice.

TheNatFantastic
12 years ago

Seraph – as long as no one asked me to Google them, I’m sure they’d be fine.

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

LOfuckingL at AntZ calling us irrelevant. Hey AntZ, does your wife know you want to replace her with VR yet?

kladle
kladle
12 years ago

Respecting Mr. Anthony Zarat,
Our troll who somehow begat
Babies naturally for sure
Oh, how does this work if you’re
Trying to become a brain in a vat

red_locker
12 years ago

“Respecting Mr. Anthony Zarat,
Our troll who somehow begat
Babies naturally for sure
Oh, how does this work if you’re
Trying to become a brain in a vat”

AHAHAHAHA, nice!

Valerie
Valerie
12 years ago

So, according to this dude, it’s better to possibly get infected with a disease than to be emotionally abused. Maybe he should think that through more.
And what is this guy’s version of being emotionally abused? – Mommy, women aren’t kissing me ass all day!

Emily Blackburn
12 years ago

All I hear from people like this is BLAH BLAH I’M EMOTIONALLY DAMAGED BUT I DON’T DARE FACE UP TO THAT FACT.

All that rape entails is an ‘unwanted dick up the cornhole’, of course. No emotional debris AT ALL. (Sarcasm noted, I hope.) If you don’t want to live with a ‘cuntbag girl’, then don’t. The cuntbag girl probably won’t mind too much.

Also, WHO is saying that only men rape/all men rape?

Sharculese
12 years ago

@tnf

do you mean t-ball or antz? because either way, i have bad news for you…

Steph
12 years ago

“You still haven’t worked out the details of what to do with people outside of the continental US, and where people outside of the gender binary system fit in your grand scheme.”

We’ll live on paddleboats!

TheNatFantastic
12 years ago

@Sharculese I meant Ball. The only non-MRA mentions I could find on Google (OK, I’ll admit that I didn’t look very hard) seemed to suggest it was money problems and/or problems with the courts about money.

Meh, even if he did do it to protest ‘eebil feminazism’, that doesn’t mean that feminism is to blame for what happened to him*. I’d actually blame the communities that told him that all these things were the result of ‘oppression’ that he could never escape. Like, uhm, the MRM.

(*before I’m accused of not caring about this guy, I honestly think that his life must have been horrible and I truly sympathise with him. I just don’t think that the problems which led to his suicide were the result of women/feminism (delete as applicable).)

Kyrie
Kyrie
12 years ago

“and where people outside of the gender binary system fit in your grand scheme.”
I may be pessimistic, but I’m afraid they would go in the Mississipi

Dear Mills, you know, it’s funny the way life is! You don’t always (do you ever?) get to choose, sometimes you can get rape AND emotional abuse, often from a spouse/lover/girlfriend/boyfriend.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
12 years ago

I love how “physical rape” is apparently basically on the same scale as a particularly unpleasant pap smear or prostate exam to this guy, or about as traumatizing as a crap taken after eating insufficient fiber. If many women regularly manage to fit entire babies through their vaginas I somehow doubt that their objections to rape are entirely about somehow having to accommodate a dick there, too.

It’s like comparing the damaging effects of a partner screaming abuse at you to the effect of listening to your headphones too loud, and pretending that the only thing wrong with either is that your eardrums don’t like it. 9_9

Aloren
12 years ago

Triggery possibly below.

Except even of you have had a baby if you don’t have much sex it can be .. Small. If you are not turned on as well there is going to be major discomfort and pain. If it’s the back door there could be serious tearing. Also all that panic and fear… I have never even been raped and just thinking about it scares me.

I really even dislike the habit some people have of touching other even after being told “No I don’t like that, please do not touch me unless I say it’s ok.”

kladle
kladle
12 years ago

It’s like comparing the damaging effects of a partner screaming abuse at you to the effect of listening to your headphones too loud, and pretending that the only thing wrong with either is that your eardrums don’t like it. 9_9

That’s a really great analogy for it. Although I’m expecting a “sticks and stones… blah blah” any moment now.

Lightningrod12
Lightningrod12
12 years ago

I’m sorry why should any of us care what random people say on Reddit?

zhinxy
zhinxy
12 years ago

Lightningrod12 – This is a blog that exists to make fun of wacked out mysogny on the internet, such as random things people say on reddit. This is not the blog of REALLY IMPORTANT THINGS SAID BY IMPORTANT PEOPLE THAT YOU SHOULD ALL CARE VERY MUCH ABOUT. So I think priorties are all in order, here.

Joanna
12 years ago

A man from my area got gang raped (by men, FYI) a couple years ago in a car park. Wonder how he’s holding up these days.

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
12 years ago

Also, WHO is saying that only men rape/all men rape?

MRAs, mostly.

Monsieur sans Nom
Monsieur sans Nom
12 years ago

Also, yet another man kills his entire family (or tries to, some of them survived) after his wife tries to leave him. Another MRA hero.

Did you see the pic of his home in that link? You really need to suspend your expectations of decency when it comes to trailer trash like that. Too bad he succeeded in killing himself; I’m sure Bubba could’ve made good use of him as a new bitch.

PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth
PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth
12 years ago

I’m sure Bubba could’ve made good use of him as a new bitch.

Rape is not good no matter who the victim is.