Consider the plight of the poor, horny Man Going His Own Way. He may have convinced himself that women are icky monsters out to highjack his sperm and steal his money. He may have convinced himself we live in a femi-fascist gynocracy out to destroy men and civilization generally. Yet his disobedient penis can’t stop thinking about sex with these evil, filthy women.
And so he turns to his fellow MGTOWers to ask for help: what can I do, my brethren, to stop popping so many boners? Ed1974, a newbie on MGTOWforums.com, puts it this way in a plaintive recent post:
[M]ore than almost anything I want to be woman-free and contentment to live a woman-free life. For more or less all of my adult life I’ve played in to society’s demands that I have to have a woman, and preferably a pretty woman, in my life. I’ve done a lot of Internet dating and every friggin time I get involved with a woman I regret it. Either I just want to get some ass and the woman wants a lot more than that and makes a mess out of my life when I leave, or I end up spending way more money than I ever wanted to spend just to have her grace my life with her presence, or something else that fucks up my life. The bottom line is I sincerely want to live a life without the desire to have a woman in my life.
So Ed is taking steps to quell his desire:
1. I downloaded a firewall blocking all dating sites.
2. I’m going to read as many books on misandry that I can.
3. I’m going to take myself out of situations where I can get in trouble, such as bars.
4. I’m going to fill free time that I would normally spend out with some woman with something productive.
I also want to remember the bad times where I’ve had women who I’ve tried to get out of my life end up stalking me for months on end. And to be perfectly honest, I want to remember the time I got the clap from some skank. I also want to remember that I should be thankful that I’m not a baby daddy and I’ve never had any false rape charges against me.
Alas, but poor pretty Eddie is afraid that this won’t be enough, and begs the assembled MGTOWers for “other steps I should take.”
Site admin Nacho Vidal suggests he go another way entirely:
My advice would be to scrap the ‘steps’ you’ve taken and take your wanking up a notch! Also, have you looked into hiring a whore or two once a month?
Others jump in to endorse the masturbation-and-prostitute strategy, and encourage him to cultivate his hatred of women by reading from the ample selection of stories on the site about evil, depraved, disgusting women. Â As fairi5fair puts it:
I go to college and still get the biochemical reactions that play into the mate-spawn-die script when I see a 20 year old with a candy apple ass and perky tits, but my growing understanding of women in general helps to make it less urgent and more negligible everyday.
A few others have more novel advice. Â Our friend womanhater suggests a trip to the mall:
Sit in the food court, and spend a good three hours there. Leisurely sip on some coffee, and simply watch.
See all the soulless men being dragged around by cupcake holding her bags. You’ll see the total absence of hope in the eyes of men in this trap. You’ll see his brain calculating the immense debt being run up, and yet he knows he’s fucked.
Pay attention to the stupid whores in training aged 15 or so, and simply listen the absolute shit running out of their mouth. Watch their behavior and internalize that every twat you see aged 25 was doing the exact same shit a decade ago.
Every time I start to feel my ghosting resolve start to slip, I go to the mall for a few hours. Clears my fucking head every time.
NewWorldMan suggests a sort of mind-over-boner strategy:
Sounds like BS, I know, but telling myself (actually saying the sentence in my head at the moment of attraction): “I control my dick, my dick doesn’t control me — actually works for me.
Frederick326 suggests an anatomy lesson:
Read up on vaginas. They’re fucking disgusting.
And fairi5fair also links to the (somewhat NSFW) video below. I’m not sure what exactly it’s supposed to accomplish other than to remind us that Japan leads the world in baffling entertainment product:
Spelling considerations.
I see Slavey was attempting math again. I imagine he won’t get very far again with all the numbers he will likely pull out of thin air.
Leaving aside that Owly for some reason expects us to take the Bible seriously as some sort of history, it is highly dubious that Sodom was about homosexuality at all. Many Bibles will translate the verb yada “to know” as “intercourse” in the Sodom story but the context just does not bear that out. More likely it has to do with Xenopohobia and the ethic of hospitality, which was far more important in those times than it is today–imagine traveling from town to town without being able to expect an inn or hotel to be able to go to, relying on the kindness
of strangers just to move about
and you’ll understand. For the curious, there is a similar story around Judges 20-22 which also implies that the men of the town want to rape some strange man–to read my oxford annotated, anyways–but makes the case for the hospitality ethic in its content. [trigger warning: this is the Bible, folks.] Anyone who wants to have a good snicker at Owly’s literalism should read the aftermath of the Sodom story, in which Lot’s daughters get him drunk and use him to get themselves pregnant. Note how one of the resulting children is named Maob: it’s one big yo’ momma joke aimed at the Moabites. Crumb did a comic illustrating Genesis, including this part.
…why is NWO nicknamed Owly?
Hrm… it might be the first time I’ve seen him called as such. Usually in my head he is just slavey or owlslave.
Maybe he’d be happier if someone petted him?
There was some very convoluted in-joke where we somehow extrapolated NWOslave would be happier as an owl, Ozy. Maybe someone else remembers it better than I do? >.>
I don’t know why, but I’m fairly sure I picked it up from Ami.
Holly: LMAO.
We wanted something less abelist to call him than IdiotSlave. I think.
It just seems cruel to the owls to compare them to NWOSlave…
What sickens me most about the “gay nazi” lies of right wingers is that gay and bi men were hit hard by the Holocaust and the Nazi regimes, and when the prisoners were taken from the concentration camps, gay and bi prisoners were often put into prisons by the Allies. The numbers vary, but the estimates tend to be at least 5,000 to 10,000 gay and men sent to concentration camps, and at least an additional 100,000 incarcerated or castrated (as well as an unknown number sent to mental institutions and through them killed or tortured). Historical estimates tend to say that about 60% of gay and bi men arrested by the Nazis did not survive. To add further injury, the imprisonment by the Allies and denial of reparations, pensions, and other support given to many other survivors makes it likely that a large number died after the war ended as well.
http://www.ushmm.org/museum/exhibit/online/hsx/
http://www.ushmm.org/research/library/bibliography/?lang=en&content=gays
And those are the statistics discussing gay and bi victims who were targeted based on sexuality, there were also, obviously, victims targeting for other reasons, such as religion, ethnicity, disability, political views, etc. who were also gay or bi.
Huh. So, all it takes is one act of sex with a partner of the same sex to make a person gay. One moment of experimentation in college, one incident of playing doctor with your best friend–a lifetime of heterosexual behavior can’t erase the gay.
It’s the one-drop theory of sexuality.
Thinking the sin of Sodom was homosexuality requires you to believe that God was totally down with angel rape if it happenef to be heterosexual.
…well, God is surprisingly down with rape (also infanticide and genocide).
And yet, ancient Greek societies accepted gayness as normal (within certain parameters), some even encouraged it.
iirc, most of the “gayness” they encouraged was pedophilia.
DSC, thanks for posting that. It’s important when you get all caught up in the conspiracy theories not to forget how real, non-hypothetical gay people have been treated.
Pterygotus: Ancient Greek pederasty was pedophilia in much the same way that the tendency of thirtysomething men to marry teenage women in the same time period was pedophilia. Besides, we do have evidence of some same-age homosexual relationships, most notably Alexander the Great and his lover Hephaeston, possibly Achillies and Patroclus, and all of the slutting-about Alcibiades did.
So NWOslave’s thinking pedophilia and gayness are *always* the same thing is Classical?
I thought NWO didn’t believe in the Holocaust?
I… may be a little touchy about defending ancient Greece from charges of pedophilia.
Ithiliana@5:10pm:
Thank you so much for this! I’ve not seen any of it and I’m so glad you posted it.
*goes off to educate self*
Honestly, I fail to see what the big deal is. A segment of men are choosing to find alternative means to curb their libido via masturbation, porn, prostitutes, etc…
Whoopty friggin doo…who cares what they do since it doesn’t affect your life or my life in any meaningful way?
Ozymandias, you can stop talking about ancient Greece to seem smart, we all know you’re not smart.
Also, this.
Brandon: *points to tagline*