Consider the plight of the poor, horny Man Going His Own Way. He may have convinced himself that women are icky monsters out to highjack his sperm and steal his money. He may have convinced himself we live in a femi-fascist gynocracy out to destroy men and civilization generally. Yet his disobedient penis can’t stop thinking about sex with these evil, filthy women.
And so he turns to his fellow MGTOWers to ask for help: what can I do, my brethren, to stop popping so many boners? Ed1974, a newbie on MGTOWforums.com, puts it this way in a plaintive recent post:
[M]ore than almost anything I want to be woman-free and contentment to live a woman-free life. For more or less all of my adult life I’ve played in to society’s demands that I have to have a woman, and preferably a pretty woman, in my life. I’ve done a lot of Internet dating and every friggin time I get involved with a woman I regret it. Either I just want to get some ass and the woman wants a lot more than that and makes a mess out of my life when I leave, or I end up spending way more money than I ever wanted to spend just to have her grace my life with her presence, or something else that fucks up my life. The bottom line is I sincerely want to live a life without the desire to have a woman in my life.
So Ed is taking steps to quell his desire:
1. I downloaded a firewall blocking all dating sites.
2. I’m going to read as many books on misandry that I can.
3. I’m going to take myself out of situations where I can get in trouble, such as bars.
4. I’m going to fill free time that I would normally spend out with some woman with something productive.
I also want to remember the bad times where I’ve had women who I’ve tried to get out of my life end up stalking me for months on end. And to be perfectly honest, I want to remember the time I got the clap from some skank. I also want to remember that I should be thankful that I’m not a baby daddy and I’ve never had any false rape charges against me.
Alas, but poor pretty Eddie is afraid that this won’t be enough, and begs the assembled MGTOWers for “other steps I should take.”
Site admin Nacho Vidal suggests he go another way entirely:
My advice would be to scrap the ‘steps’ you’ve taken and take your wanking up a notch! Also, have you looked into hiring a whore or two once a month?
Others jump in to endorse the masturbation-and-prostitute strategy, and encourage him to cultivate his hatred of women by reading from the ample selection of stories on the site about evil, depraved, disgusting women. As fairi5fair puts it:
I go to college and still get the biochemical reactions that play into the mate-spawn-die script when I see a 20 year old with a candy apple ass and perky tits, but my growing understanding of women in general helps to make it less urgent and more negligible everyday.
A few others have more novel advice. Our friend womanhater suggests a trip to the mall:
Sit in the food court, and spend a good three hours there. Leisurely sip on some coffee, and simply watch.
See all the soulless men being dragged around by cupcake holding her bags. You’ll see the total absence of hope in the eyes of men in this trap. You’ll see his brain calculating the immense debt being run up, and yet he knows he’s fucked.
Pay attention to the stupid whores in training aged 15 or so, and simply listen the absolute shit running out of their mouth. Watch their behavior and internalize that every twat you see aged 25 was doing the exact same shit a decade ago.
Every time I start to feel my ghosting resolve start to slip, I go to the mall for a few hours. Clears my fucking head every time.
NewWorldMan suggests a sort of mind-over-boner strategy:
Sounds like BS, I know, but telling myself (actually saying the sentence in my head at the moment of attraction): “I control my dick, my dick doesn’t control me — actually works for me.
Frederick326 suggests an anatomy lesson:
Read up on vaginas. They’re fucking disgusting.
And fairi5fair also links to the (somewhat NSFW) video below. I’m not sure what exactly it’s supposed to accomplish other than to remind us that Japan leads the world in baffling entertainment product:
So…guys want to have sex with animals in heat? That throws a new light on animal husbandry.
@Holly Pervocracy
” (To be fair, how would you know? As far as I can tell you don’t have friends, don’t watch TV, don’t read the news, and don’t go outside much, so I’m not sure where you would have learned about Earth. But you should recognize that limitation.)”
When I dare to describe your life you mock me with, “what are you psycic?”
In the spirit of one-upmanship. What are you using womens intuition and psycic powers?
@katz
“So…guys want to have sex with animals in heat?”
Nah, guys want to make love to loyal, intelligent women of integrity.
Hahahaha, I made a joke. I used loyal, intelligent and integrity in the same sentence as women. Ya get it.
I’m using the fact that you didn’t respond with “of course I have friends!”
It doesn’t even insult any more, NWO. It’s clear that “woman,” like harassment, is just one of those words you’ve capriciously redefined. Maybe WUGS aren’t loyal or honorable. Maybe that’s what you’re trying to say.
@Holly Pervocracy
“I’m using the fact that you didn’t respond with “of course I have friends!”
Oh the pain! The gospel according to Poly-Holly has spoken. So it is written so it shall be done.
…By the way, is anyone else getting some weird dissonance between “women never get harassed!” and “women get harassed because they deserve it!”?
So men typically rape animals in heat, now? Not only am I naturally a rapist I’m also naturally into beastiality, according to Owly!
But I’m game. Please provide documented historical examples of women acting like animals in heat and men raping them en masse because of it. Remember to cite your sources. I know you hate “wiki-smarts” but feel free to use wikipedia as a resource to find more scholarly sources.
Aw, so you don’t have friends. I almost feel bad for you. You should really find some people you have more in common with than us. You could make friends on some conspiracy theory or far-right political boards, I’d guess. Even that could cheer you up.
*Bestiality, that one always gets me. Because I’m a man, after all.
@Holly Pervocracy
Dogs are loyal. Jealous?
Hey! How do you tell who loves ya more, your dog or your woman?
Lock them both in the trunk for an hour, and see which one is happy to see you when you let them out.
Hahahaha! I slay me!
Any talent a woman has, money, power, ability by a woman is never seen by men as sexually desirable, ever. Never in any culture anywhere in the world no matter how secluded has a woman ever been considered sexually desirable due to anything but her body, ever.
Nah, guys want to make love to loyal, intelligent women of integrity.
So, loyalty, intelligence, and integrity are body parts, then? Where is your integrity? Is it near your spleen?
Seriously, dude, can you even keep your own stupid assertions straight?
NWO:
I’ve often had cause to wonder which planet NWO inhabits, and tonight is no different.
Mind you, since he clearly thinks that women are one stage lower than vermin, it’s easy to see why he personally has never been attracted to one on the grounds of talent, intelligence, wit or any of the countless other factors besides physical attributes that have attracted me to my various partners over the years – but just because he says it don’t mean it’s true.
But we all knew that anyway.
@Polliwog
“So, loyalty, intelligence, and integrity are body parts, then? Where is your integrity? Is it near your spleen?”
Loyalty, honor and integrity ain’t on the table princess. The only offer is 5th hand sex if your lucky.
There was a video that went pre-internet viral with a few of the members of the Go Gos doing dreadfully naughty things with young men. It was a terrible scandal at the time.
Come on, Owly. Just one source.
That or admit you’re pulling it out of your ass.
5th hand sex? I…I don’t even know.
Apparently men and women only have one ‘sex’ to give out and this gets passed around like a parcel I guess? Or maybe the one sex you have is used and then given back but 2nd hand usually only refers to owners so…Wha?
Right, NWO, I’m still waiting to hear about how I’m disloyal. I keep asking. Why aren’t you answering?
(Also, how is it even POSSIBLE for every woman to be offering “fifth hand sex”? Even if we accept the weird-ass premise that sex can somehow be “handed down” from previous partners, how is it actually possible for men NEVER to be the first, second, third, or fourth sexual partner a woman has had? Are we all just having wild lesbian orgies in preschool to make sure we get partners 1-4 out of the way in time to offer only “fifth hand sex”? Because I’ve got to tell you, I’m pretty sure my preschool skipped the lesbian orgy part of the apparently-standard-in-NWOland curriculum.)
@Holly
I always thought that was mandatory…?
There’s a chattybox? DAMN YOU IE7!
You mean the one that escaped from assault then returned to *ASSAULT WITH A DEADLY WEAPON*? Yea! Verily do I remember him! What of it?
Can you imagine how MRAs would flip their shit if someone made that dog joke about men? But NWO’s off the rails right now.
“If my lucky” what?
Apparently men and women only have one ‘sex’ to give out and this gets passed around like a parcel I guess?
Where’s my sex? I thought it was here…
@Polliwog
I don’t know, are you loyal? Or presently loyal? Loyal for a time?
The 5th hand sex is easy.
100 girls
100 guys
20 of the guys are men of wealth/talent.
100 girls intermitently fuck the 20 men of wealth/talent averaging 4 apiece.
80 men get squat on the young kitten love
Years later 20 men of wealth/talent get new squad of young girls.
Years later, the women who gave their good kitten love to the 20 men of wealth/talent will graciously allow 80 losers to pick up the pieces. 5th hand sex.
Luckily, more men than ever are saying, “if the kitten didn’t want me, I don’t want the cat!”
I’m pretty sure you mean 100 wugs fucking 20 zugs, because I’ve never noticed women to do that, and you don’t even know what women do.
5th hand sex–when Kali gives you a hand job, but isn’t really paying attention to it.