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Dear Men Who Hate Ladies: How do I make my boner go away?

Women -- don't let them tempt you with their witchy ways!

Consider the plight of the poor, horny Man Going His Own Way. He may have convinced himself that women are icky monsters out to highjack his sperm and steal his money. He may have convinced himself we live in a femi-fascist gynocracy out to destroy men and civilization generally. Yet his disobedient penis can’t stop thinking about sex with these evil, filthy women.

And so he turns to his fellow MGTOWers to ask for help: what can I do, my brethren, to stop popping so many boners? Ed1974, a newbie on MGTOWforums.com, puts it this way in a plaintive recent post:

[M]ore than almost anything I want to be woman-free and contentment to live a woman-free life. For more or less all of my adult life I’ve played in to society’s demands that I have to have a woman, and preferably a pretty woman, in my life. I’ve done a lot of Internet dating and every friggin time I get involved with a woman I regret it. Either I just want to get some ass and the woman wants a lot more than that and makes a mess out of my life when I leave, or I end up spending way more money than I ever wanted to spend just to have her grace my life with her presence, or something else that fucks up my life. The bottom line is I sincerely want to live a life without the desire to have a woman in my life.

So Ed is taking steps to quell his desire:

1. I downloaded a firewall blocking all dating sites.

2. I’m going to read as many books on misandry that I can.

3. I’m going to take myself out of situations where I can get in trouble, such as bars.

4. I’m going to fill free time that I would normally spend out with some woman with something productive.

I also want to remember the bad times where I’ve had women who I’ve tried to get out of my life end up stalking me for months on end. And to be perfectly honest, I want to remember the time I got the clap from some skank. I also want to remember that I should be thankful that I’m not a baby daddy and I’ve never had any false rape charges against me.

Alas, but poor pretty Eddie is afraid that this won’t be enough, and begs the assembled MGTOWers for “other steps I should take.”

Site admin Nacho Vidal suggests he go another way entirely:

My advice would be to scrap the ‘steps’ you’ve taken and take your wanking up a notch! Also, have you looked into hiring a whore or two once a month?

Others jump in to endorse the masturbation-and-prostitute strategy, and encourage him to cultivate his hatred of women by reading from the ample selection of stories on the site about evil, depraved, disgusting women.  As fairi5fair puts it:

I go to college and still get the biochemical reactions that play into the mate-spawn-die script when I see a 20 year old with a candy apple ass and perky tits, but my growing understanding of women in general helps to make it less urgent and more negligible everyday.

A few others have more novel advice.  Our friend womanhater suggests a trip to the mall:

Sit in the food court, and spend a good three hours there. Leisurely sip on some coffee, and simply watch.

See all the soulless men being dragged around by cupcake holding her bags. You’ll see the total absence of hope in the eyes of men in this trap. You’ll see his brain calculating the immense debt being run up, and yet he knows he’s fucked.

Pay attention to the stupid whores in training aged 15 or so, and simply listen the absolute shit running out of their mouth. Watch their behavior and internalize that every twat you see aged 25 was doing the exact same shit a decade ago.

Every time I start to feel my ghosting resolve start to slip, I go to the mall for a few hours. Clears my fucking head every time.

NewWorldMan suggests a sort of mind-over-boner strategy:

Sounds like BS, I know, but telling myself (actually saying the sentence in my head at the moment of attraction): “I control my dick, my dick doesn’t control me — actually works for me.

Frederick326 suggests an anatomy lesson:

Read up on vaginas. They’re fucking disgusting.

And fairi5fair also links to the (somewhat NSFW) video below. I’m not sure what exactly it’s supposed to accomplish other than to remind us that Japan leads the world in baffling entertainment product:

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Joanna
12 years ago

” Even the clitoris is laughable – the most half-assed attempt at a cock I’ve ever seen.”

You’d prefer a cock? O.o

““Read up on vaginas. They’re fucking disgusting.” – it sounds like a joke comment, but there’s a grain of truth to it.”

Cocks are pretty gross too. I mean, you orgasm out of the same place you piss. Disgusting!

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

I can already predict the NWO-logic that’s coming. (If he deigns to answer questions and doesn’t just fall into “man bad woman good Big Daddy Rothchild Title IX.”)

1. Did civilization collapse?
If YES, step 2.
If NO, it will, mark my words!

2. Did civilization accept gays?
If YES, step 3.
If NO, did civilization at least have gays, or seem sorta gay?
If YES, civilization was totally gay. Step 3.
If REALLY, NO, civilization is clearly a paragon of manly success unless it has brown people or non-Christians or something.

3. No further input required.
Civilization collapsed due to gays.

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@Holly Pervocracy

The top six U.S. male serial killers were all gay

Donald Harvey claimed 37 victims in Kentucky;

John Wayne Gacy raped and killed 33 boys in Chicago, burying them under his house and in his yard;

Patrick Kearney accounted for 32, cutting his victims into small pieces after sex and leaving them in trash bags along the Los Angeles freeways;

Bruce Davis molested and killed 27 young men and boys in Illinois;

A gay sex-murder-torture ring (Corll-Henley-Brooks) sent 27 Texas men and boys to their grave; and

Juan Corona was convicted of murdering 25 migrant workers (he “made love” with their corpses).

Lesbian Aileen Wuornos laid claim in 1992 to “worst female killer” with at least 7 middle-aged male victims. She singlehandedly topped the lesbian nurse team of Catherine Wood and Gwen Graham, who had killed 6 convalescent patients in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
The association between serial murder and homosexuality isn’t recent.

Two gays compete for the spot of “world’s worst murderer.” During the Nazi reign of terror, Auschwitz executioner Ludwig Tiene strangled, crushed, and gnawed boys and young men to death while he raped them. Though his grand total is uncertain, he often murdered as many as 100 a day. Gilles de Rais (Bluebeard) brutally destroyed the lives of 800 boys. Each lad was lured to his home, bathed and fed. Just as the poor boy thought “this is my lucky day,” he was raped, then killed by being ripped or cut apart and either burned or eaten.

A study of 518 sexually-tinged mass murders in the U.S. from 1966 to 1983 determined that 350 (68%) of the victims were killed by those who practiced homosexuality and that 19 (44%) of the 43 murderers were bisexuals or homosexuals.
—————-
Do I really need to go on Holly?

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

I love how Arks just attempted to disprove heterosexuality.

Think of women like soylent green, and feminists like the company who don’t want you to know it’s people.

Actually, it’s sort of the other way around.

SOLENT WOMAN IS PEOPLE!

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Soylent. fuck.

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

We can clearly see by the named gay people, that gays are the vilest people to walk the planet.

Spearhafoc
12 years ago

Do I really need to go on Holly?

We discussed this, NWOslave. You can only go on people if you’ve had their consent. If you want to go on Holly, ask first.

Spearhafoc
12 years ago

We can clearly see by the named gay people, that gays are the vilest people to walk the planet

Joanna
12 years ago

NWO is clearly the vilest person to walk the planet =D

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Arks, I entirely support your decision to go your own way. In fact, I recommend it. Please feel free to leave women behind at any time – we won’t miss you.

captainbathrobe
captainbathrobe
12 years ago

Shorter NWO: why don’t they teach bullshit and not-bullshit as equally valid points of view? Teach the controversy!

Maybe the Big Book of Larning should be required reading for all college students. After all, its contribution to the field of Bullshit Studies cannot be overstated.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

NWO – The most prolific serial killer in the US is believed to be Gary Ridgway, who killed 71 women. Ted Bundy may have surpassed him; he killed somewhere between 50 and 100 women.

As for the rest, you’ve named a couple hundred gay people who were murderers. Now you just have to prove that 1/15th as many straight people are murderers and you’ve got yourself a case!

(Actually, you claimed pedophiles, but pedophile, serial killer, potato, potahto.)

No one ever disputed that there were gay murderers. There are gay murderers the way there are gay people with blue eyes. But you’ve given no proof there are more gay murderers than straight ones, just copy-pasted a bunch of stuff about how a few specific gay murderers were really super bad..

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

We can clearly see by the named gay people, that gays are the vilest people to walk the planet

Funtimes hypothetical: Say there’s a particular gay guy. We’ll call him Bill.

Bill is a nice fella. Although gay people are 5000 times more likely to be serial killers and 40,000% more likely to be pedophiles, Bill does not happen to be either of those things! Bill, individually, happens to have never murdered or pedophiled anyone! Although many many billions of gay people have done monstrous things, Bill has not!

Is Bill still vile?

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

Well I see the discussion, or lack there of, has turned into the standard feminist response. Insults, denial of facts, idiocy and mockery. Which means it’s time to say, das vi danya.

In case you don’t recognise those foreign letters, it roughly translates into goodbye.

Fatman
Fatman
12 years ago

Spearhafoc, for you,

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCyp3uuCj1k&w=420&h=315%5D

hope this actually embeds…

Spearhafoc
12 years ago

In case you don’t recognise those foreign letters, it roughly translates into goodbye.

Joanna
12 years ago

“Well I see the discussion, or lack there of, has turned into the standard feminist response. Insults, denial of facts, idiocy and mockery. Which means it’s time to say, das vi danya.”

Lol. NWO has no comebacks!

Spearhafoc
12 years ago

hope this actually embeds…

On this site, just put in the URL with no HTML code around it. It should work, unless the video has an anti-imbed thingy.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Well I see the discussion, or lack there of, has turned into the standard feminist response. Insults, denial of facts, idiocy and mockery.

Wow. I think he’s actually embarrassed. In his way.

Which means it’s time to say, das vi danya.

Gosh, NWO, I didn’t know you spoke Spanish.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

And I didn’t know that words written in the roman alphabet counted as “foreign letters”.

captainbathrobe
captainbathrobe
12 years ago

Other gay or bisexual people:

Julius Caesar
Alan Turing
Oscar Wilde
Walt Whitman
Elton John
Ian McKellan
Plato
Socrates
Richard I (the Lion Hearted)
Gertrude Stein
Alexander the Great
Freddie Mercury

And that’s all without using Google.

Spearhafoc
12 years ago

Don’t forget Leonarda a Vinci and Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Spearhafoc
12 years ago

“Leonardo Da Vinci”, rather.

I looked up the correct spelling of “Buonarroti” but didn’t bother to fix that. Oy.