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Dear Men Who Hate Ladies: How do I make my boner go away?

Women -- don't let them tempt you with their witchy ways!

Consider the plight of the poor, horny Man Going His Own Way. He may have convinced himself that women are icky monsters out to highjack his sperm and steal his money. He may have convinced himself we live in a femi-fascist gynocracy out to destroy men and civilization generally. Yet his disobedient penis can’t stop thinking about sex with these evil, filthy women.

And so he turns to his fellow MGTOWers to ask for help: what can I do, my brethren, to stop popping so many boners? Ed1974, a newbie on MGTOWforums.com, puts it this way in a plaintive recent post:

[M]ore than almost anything I want to be woman-free and contentment to live a woman-free life. For more or less all of my adult life I’ve played in to society’s demands that I have to have a woman, and preferably a pretty woman, in my life. I’ve done a lot of Internet dating and every friggin time I get involved with a woman I regret it. Either I just want to get some ass and the woman wants a lot more than that and makes a mess out of my life when I leave, or I end up spending way more money than I ever wanted to spend just to have her grace my life with her presence, or something else that fucks up my life. The bottom line is I sincerely want to live a life without the desire to have a woman in my life.

So Ed is taking steps to quell his desire:

1. I downloaded a firewall blocking all dating sites.

2. I’m going to read as many books on misandry that I can.

3. I’m going to take myself out of situations where I can get in trouble, such as bars.

4. I’m going to fill free time that I would normally spend out with some woman with something productive.

I also want to remember the bad times where I’ve had women who I’ve tried to get out of my life end up stalking me for months on end. And to be perfectly honest, I want to remember the time I got the clap from some skank. I also want to remember that I should be thankful that I’m not a baby daddy and I’ve never had any false rape charges against me.

Alas, but poor pretty Eddie is afraid that this won’t be enough, and begs the assembled MGTOWers for “other steps I should take.”

Site admin Nacho Vidal suggests he go another way entirely:

My advice would be to scrap the ‘steps’ you’ve taken and take your wanking up a notch! Also, have you looked into hiring a whore or two once a month?

Others jump in to endorse the masturbation-and-prostitute strategy, and encourage him to cultivate his hatred of women by reading from the ample selection of stories on the site about evil, depraved, disgusting women.  As fairi5fair puts it:

I go to college and still get the biochemical reactions that play into the mate-spawn-die script when I see a 20 year old with a candy apple ass and perky tits, but my growing understanding of women in general helps to make it less urgent and more negligible everyday.

A few others have more novel advice.  Our friend womanhater suggests a trip to the mall:

Sit in the food court, and spend a good three hours there. Leisurely sip on some coffee, and simply watch.

See all the soulless men being dragged around by cupcake holding her bags. You’ll see the total absence of hope in the eyes of men in this trap. You’ll see his brain calculating the immense debt being run up, and yet he knows he’s fucked.

Pay attention to the stupid whores in training aged 15 or so, and simply listen the absolute shit running out of their mouth. Watch their behavior and internalize that every twat you see aged 25 was doing the exact same shit a decade ago.

Every time I start to feel my ghosting resolve start to slip, I go to the mall for a few hours. Clears my fucking head every time.

NewWorldMan suggests a sort of mind-over-boner strategy:

Sounds like BS, I know, but telling myself (actually saying the sentence in my head at the moment of attraction): “I control my dick, my dick doesn’t control me — actually works for me.

Frederick326 suggests an anatomy lesson:

Read up on vaginas. They’re fucking disgusting.

And fairi5fair also links to the (somewhat NSFW) video below. I’m not sure what exactly it’s supposed to accomplish other than to remind us that Japan leads the world in baffling entertainment product:

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Moewicus
Moewicus
12 years ago

Hell, under economic abuse you can’t even deny a woman spending every cent you earn on herself.

I can’t make her ask for money.
I can’t give an allowance.
I can’t take her money.
I can’t hide money.

All DV.

Under what legal definition?

Spearhafoc
12 years ago

What about Don’s earlier secretary Alison?

Surely she’s not flaunting her sexuality. Or is she? NWOslave, you decide.

Magpie
Magpie
12 years ago

I know two women who did nearly everything on that “power and control wheel” to their male partner. Is it still OK if a woman does it, NWO?

random6x7
random6x7
12 years ago

It’s not like an a la carte menu, NWO. You don’t get to go to court, look up a single offense, and get men thrown into jail. That chart is supposed to show you some ways in which controlling behavior manifests. A single instance of, let’s say, making her feel guilty is not anything most people will raise their eyebrows about. Hell, my mother used that to great effect for a long time against both her children, and I don’t think her behavior was abusive. It wasn’t pleasant, but the rest of our relationship mitigated her guilt-inducing tendencies. Context, dude, context.

Spearhafoc
12 years ago

What about Trudy Campbell?

Is she “asking for it”?

Polliwog
Polliwog
12 years ago

D’awwww! You and your boyfriend sound awesome together. 🙂

Thanks! I like to think so. 😀

But hey, I’m sure NWO will explain how I’m actually horribly disloyal and unsympathetic to my boyfriend any minute now. Right, NWO? I’m waiting!

Spearhafoc
12 years ago

I’ve run out of female Mad Men characters whose clothing stood out to me. Oh well, NWOslave is too much of a coward to answer one of my queries.

captainbathrobe
captainbathrobe
12 years ago

Once again, our Rationality Torpedos are no match for NWO’s Force Field of Proud, Willful Ignorance.

ozymandias42
12 years ago

NWO, that’s very nice about the freedom and the justice and all.

But surely you’re happy about things NOW? Surely you can think of one thing that has made you smile? It doesn’t have to be something big! Sunsets? Kittens? Punk covers of Gloria In Excelsis Deo? Finding a book you really want to read on the dollar shelf at Goodwill?

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@ozymandias42

I was quite happy with my efforts to keep preponderance of evidence, (in a he said she said case), which is the vast majority of cases, men still have the basic right of innocense. Unfortunately, my hard work is already being destroyed. Big Daddy is now flat out paying extra funds to any college which denies men their basic right. Feminist relentless march towards destruction. Ahh well, so it goes.

Spearhafoc
12 years ago

innocense

We’ve dealt with this one before. “Innocence”, with a “c”.

Again, you’re willfully stupid.

Now…

What Should Women Wear?!

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

On that note. I’ll bid you good day. I’ve learned soo much though. I now know for starters, what is considered intelligence by the crew. Grammar.

Joanna
12 years ago

Right NWO, do you like anything that doesn’t have anything to do with politics or sexism?

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

I was quite happy with my efforts to keep preponderance of evidence, (in a he said she said case), which is the vast majority of cases, men still have the basic right of innocense.

Your efforts? Did you make any efforts other than, I don’t know, wanting it?

Did you donate money, make phone calls, send letters, protest, get involved in legal cases, anything like that?

Just thinking a thing should happen isn’t an effort.

But anyway, the standard of evidence in college tribunal cases (which I’m sussing out is what you’re talking about, because criminal courts still use “beyond reasonable doubt”) is still “preponderance of evidence.” So I don’t know what you’re upset about.

(By the way, you do realize that college tribunals can’t send anyone to jail? All they can do is impose academic sanctions. It’s the same judicial body you get sent to if you cheat on a test or spraypaint the dean’s office. We’re not talking a real high level of authority here.)

ozymandias42
12 years ago

No, NWO. Not political victories. Not “woo I really showed Big Daddy.” What actually makes you happy? What do you love? Do you like hats? Or vests? Or redheads with big breasts? WORK WITH ME HERE NWO.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

On that note. I’ll bid you good day. I’ve learned soo much though. I now know for starters, what is considered intelligence by the crew. Grammar.

While you can certainly frustrate us by playing rock-stupid, NWO, it doesn’t do a lot for your defense of your intelligence.

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

Speaking as a redhead with big breasts, I sure as hell hope NWO doesn’t fancy them.

ozymandias42
12 years ago

For FUCK’S sake, NWO, like something already! I keep pitying you because you don’t seem to have any joy in your life! I don’t like pitying you because you’re kind of an asshole! Like something! Show me that you are capable of happiness!

Skyal
Skyal
12 years ago

This thread moves so fast, this post is probably irrelevant now, but I just conducted a survey (ok, one guy, my husband) and asked him if he could choose between a sexbot & a real woman, which would he choose. He gave me a look of utter disgust I even had to ask & could barely speak at the stupidity of the idea. (for anyone living in MRA land, that means the idea of sexbot was too stupid for him to even answer the question)

Magpie
Magpie
12 years ago

The witchy lady in the original post has a cocky. Not a very witchy bird. Her shoes are AMAZING.

Spearhafoc
12 years ago

Do you like hats? Or vests? Or redheads with big breasts?

Hey, what are you implying about me?!

*adjusts his bowler and waistcoat*

Harumph!

ozymandias42
12 years ago

The hat and vest in question were my hat and vest! Our similar tastes in fashion are not the issue here. 😛

…My hat’s a cloche, though, not a bowler, and my vest has gears on the buttons. 🙂

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

Hey I’m back for a quicky. Remember that guy who defended himself in the MacDonalds and the crew all said how he’s the bad man and the two vile women were victims. Yeah, you remember. Well the court cas started and check out this little exerpt.

“Video of the incident, which rapidly spread online, was played in court, but the excerpt did not include the moment as the women jumped over the counter. Prosecutors blamed the missing footage on a glitch in the recording.”

I mean holy shit. They just flat out took out the part where those two attacking violent women jumped the counter cause a slap in the chops wasn’t enough punishment for being a lowly man.

A glitch? A glitch? Next thing ya know they’ll be saying the guy jumped the counter and initiated the attack. This is blantant falsification of records. Total propaganda. Funny how the only part of the video that was “glitched” was any part showing the women attacking.

Enjoy your commmunist world.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

My hat is a camo baseball cap and my vest is plaid flannel.

#littlebitcountrylittlebitrocknroll

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

NWO, it’s “quickie,” and way to not stick your flounce, my good sir.

Camel banana monkey motorcycle.

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