Though Thanksgiving is over, I’m still thinking about all the things I’m thankful for. I’m thankful that so many fine people have made this blog a kind of online home. I’m thankful for the steady stream of trolls that keep us all so busy. I’m thankful for friends, and kitties, and Netflix streaming, and the delicious Thanksgiving buffet I gorged on yesterday. I’m thankful I’m nowhere near a mall today. I could go on and on.
But instead I’ll just point out that I’m extra, especially, really really super-duper thankful I’m not this guy, as happily “single [and] free” as he claims to be. Or one of the 42 bitter assholes on The Spearhead who upvoted this comment of his:
I was going to limit my usage of women to that of a nice meat hole, but I concluded even that is too risky. Now I try to avoid western women altogether. Decades of child support can ruin a man’s life. STDs can ruin a man’s life. A False rape claim can ruin a man’s life. Also, women have disproportionate support from the courts and law enforcement thanks to traitorous manginas. Nearly every man I know who is living with a wife or gf is miserable. Nearly every man I know who does not have a wife or gf has a higher quality of life-or at least appears to be happier. From my observations, men’s quality of life usually decreases after long stints in relationships.
I will stay single, stay free, and live alone.
I am pretty sure that the “meat holes” of the world are even more happy about this last bit than you are.
Aw, Oscar. BRB, have to go cuddle my own rescue kitty for a while.
I don’t get why “cat ladies” is supposed to be an insult. It’s actually been my dream for years to be the crazy cat lady who lives on the end of the block. I was going to paint my feces plaid and mow a chessboard into the lawn and everything!
But due to the state of the economy, I’ve had to rethink that plan. I’ll save money by using an elaborate system of mirrors to turn two cats into twenty!
You do have to wonder if Meller posts this kind of stuff on doll collector forums
I think DKM is the first men’s-righter who’s actually arguing that women as a whole aren’t shallow *enough*.
Maybe he posts his stuff under cute kitten videos at cheezburger, but all in lolspeak
Which would make him the anti-Ami. Picture Ami with a goatee 🙂
@ Joanna – thanks for posting Oskar the blind kitty’s Noisy-Toy debut! Can’t decide who’s sweeter, Oskar or the fine humans who adopted him – so I’m choosing the “Both/All” option.
As to why DKM has “strange feelings” in his head – God, I don’t know. Maybe his mother (most likely one of us evil female humans who are something more than cute, fluffy and playful, and who may have added insult to injury by actually getting older than the cute, cuddly age of 25 or whatever the new MRA cutoff is) dropped him on his head when he was an infant.
Hmm. Having just written this comment, I suddenly feel awfully sorry for DKM’s mother. What an embarrassment, having a son like him – oy, you just have to cringe, for her sake. So sad.
LoL…I wonder the same thing myself. I LOVE cats and look forward to having more. Minus the feces painting though haha. See…I don’t think MRAs and MGTOWs realize that there are plenty of women who would rather be in the company of cats or their family and friends rather than date hateful people like them. Or creeps like Meller. Damn Meller, you creepy. Do you also know why women reject your definition of femininity? because your definition of femininity is the equivalent of a fucking SLAVE that has no will of her own. You make me sick dude.
I know you are, but what am I?
Seriously, I’ve heard better on the playground in fifth grade. Also, I’ve seen what cats can do when pissed. One of my friend’s hands is currently a piece of hamburger from having to administer meds to a kitty. It’s like cats have the capacity for defense and making their needs/desires known…I wonder if they might not be similar to women in that regard.
Difficult as it may be to believe, a lot of women can be sweet and affectionate towards those people they care about. However, I am NOT going to meow and play with a total stranger. Women can be creepy too. That would be creepy.
Not surprising to non-MRAs (though possibly disgustingly cute), I do play with my fiance like this…but there’s a little factor of “respect,” “love,” and “recognition that I’m human” involved. Ain’t it funny how that works?
Wow, NWO has never responded directly to me before!
I have no idea what that means in English, but if you’re curious, my father happily paid child support for both of his children. As is typical, it wasn’t half of what it cost to raise us, even if you ignore the opportunity costs both my mom and step-dad paid in their careers because they wanted to devote time to their kids; but I don’t really care about that (and neither do my parents). I care that he felt enough for the children he brought into the world that he wanted to help support them. I don’t know if that fits whatever your stat up there is supposed to represent or not.
@DKM: I’m actually a lot more of a dog person, myself. However, I would of course never drown kittens, because unlike some people, I actually think that creatures that don’t fit my criteria for the perfect pet deserve to live and find happy homes.
Oh, and @Shaenon: I love Dirty Dancing. Love it. Love. It. 😀
Everytime I see comments from people complaining about things being too PC my bullshit detector automatically translates it to “wahhhh I don’t get to be a douchbag without consequences anymore!”
@Joanna
Dear God….that kitten. So. flipping. CUTE. I want. I want NOW!!!
@Ponkz
“Oh, directly addressed by NWO! Should I feel special? I don’t feel special, I have to say.”
Well I wouldn’t say I addressed you directly. I’m unable to address anyone directly. I am after all on moderation. I think there was a vote or something. Such a democratic way to silence dissent. Or perhaps just one of the privileged class was deeply wounded by my harsh words. Odd if that’s the case though. I’m repeatedly called a pro-child rape advocate by all, I believe the youngest age mentioned so far for my pro-child rape stance was either 4 or 5. At this rate of age reduction for the accusations of my pro-rape stance I’ll be raping girls in the womb by the end of the year.
Dave? What is the youngest age I’ve been accused of taking a pro-rape stance on? Just out of curiosity?
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“NWO, the story I’ve told above is pretty much my friend’s account and I’ve no reason to doubt her. She’s a good and honest person. If it’s any consolation – because I know you see any story about a man being horrible as an attack on ALL men, such is your lack of understanding of concepts like logic, nuance and perspective – her current beau is also a western man and a very nice one as well. Probably something to do with the lack of a burning irrational hatred towards half the human population or something kooky like that…”
She may indeed be a good, honest person. That doesn’t mean she, “never” lies. What about the man she has told the story about? Does he even get to tell his story? Maybe he’s a good, honest person as well. If they’re both good, honest people, someone is lying. You’re telling me a story told you as a story and you expect me to take this at face value? What punishment would you like me to endorse for this third hand accusation I’m getting?
I don’t know you. I don’t know if you’re making up a story. If you’re not making up a story and this other woman did say these thing’s, I don’t know her either. Is she making up a story? I don’t know what the man has said in his defense of these accusations. I would be a complete fool to throw my support behind anyone on their word alone just because of their gender. Wouldn’t I? I’d have to be wedded to an ideology to take such a stance.
As far as, “burning irrational hatred towards half the human population.” I know this quite well. After all, I am a straight white man. I can turn on the TV and every channel will show either a violent man/victim woman, or a stupid, cowardly man and a brave, brilliant woman. Every advert will be a childish, buffoon of a man and even a six year old girl will be more mature and intelligent. Every MSM newspaper will be the same. Every billboard and magazine. Every State/UN/Charity/Corporate site will be filled with womens plight of victimhood and what men can do to help. Why men should help. How men should help. Why men are oppressive. How men are oppressive. It’s inescapable. I know burning irrational hatred like the back of my hand.
@ Quackers
Whoops….that was supposed to be “Paint the FENCES plaid”! *facepalm*
@Pyena:
It gave me a laugh the other way, at least!
(can I help with the fence painting, though?)
@ Naira
Certainly! We’ll make it neon plaid, just to piss off the Homeowner’s Association! 😀
My cat is a rescue kitty, and before we adopted her she was a single teen mom. That’s right: even cats have been corrupted by feminism. I bet my parakeet is up to something too.
(In all seriousness, she was such a good mom that her foster family gave her an orphaned kitten and she raised it along with her own. Since coming to live with us, however, she has abandoned such selfless behavior and devotes herself to belly rubs and acting too good for us.)
Speaking of cats, I dedicated part of the afternoon to gluing tips onto my kittens’ claws (even with nail clippers, they still shred all the furniture). Somehow, it’s possible for cute fluffy little kittens to still be destructive and occasionally vicious, I guess.
I’m no happier being single now than I was when I was 14, except that now, I refuse to mope about it, and let it be the central focus of a depressing life, and instead focus on the fact that I’m pretty sure one day I will have a partner of some sort. I really have no idea what this guy was on about.
NWO, I’m taking you off moderation. What the heck.
DKM, I think your suggestion that Manboobzers hate kitties may be the wackiest thing you’ve ever said. And that is really really really saying something.
Joanna–November 25.2011@5:48 pm
Few behaviors are more disagreeable than conceit in a lady! Modesty and humility are always most to be preferred. Let the significant man in your life decide for himself,and for you, how cute and fluffy you are!
I didn’t say that they hated pretty kitties. I said that some of them may be jealous of them, because they are cute ‘n’ fluffy, and many of the manboobzerettes simply aren’t. They are nothing but feminists or ‘modern women”!
Futrelle, I demand to be taken off moderation.
I find arrogance very offputting in a man, Meller. Please moderate your tone to one that I find more pleasing or I’m going to have to contemple a future in which men like you are replaced with robots with kitty ears.
Contemplate, dammit.
So- everybody wants to be a cat.