Though Thanksgiving is over, I’m still thinking about all the things I’m thankful for. I’m thankful that so many fine people have made this blog a kind of online home. I’m thankful for the steady stream of trolls that keep us all so busy. I’m thankful for friends, and kitties, and Netflix streaming, and the delicious Thanksgiving buffet I gorged on yesterday. I’m thankful I’m nowhere near a mall today. I could go on and on.
But instead I’ll just point out that I’m extra, especially, really really super-duper thankful I’m not this guy, as happily “single [and] free” as he claims to be. Or one of the 42 bitter assholes on The Spearhead who upvoted this comment of his:
I was going to limit my usage of women to that of a nice meat hole, but I concluded even that is too risky. Now I try to avoid western women altogether. Decades of child support can ruin a man’s life. STDs can ruin a man’s life. A False rape claim can ruin a man’s life. Also, women have disproportionate support from the courts and law enforcement thanks to traitorous manginas. Nearly every man I know who is living with a wife or gf is miserable. Nearly every man I know who does not have a wife or gf has a higher quality of life-or at least appears to be happier. From my observations, men’s quality of life usually decreases after long stints in relationships.
I will stay single, stay free, and live alone.
I am pretty sure that the “meat holes” of the world are even more happy about this last bit than you are.
DKM, why the hell are you not so cute and cuddly? That’s how I like my men. And I said it so therefore it’s a mandatory feature of all men.
I am deeply distressed by how utterly un-cute Meller is. I bet he isn’t skinny with a pretty face either, is he? He’s doing that just to spite me, being all not-pretty and un-cute.
Shrike! You have ruined life for all women by failing to meet my preferences! I will now go wank while staring at some dolls.*
*Not really, because I don’t tend to think of dolls as exuding sexuality.
“…or even one of them–could find me engaging and attractive is very nice.”
Except they can’t because they’re dolls.
“Xardoz–they are only a conceptual template, a mental design for what an adult woman could be and perhaps should be. They don’t need, and probably shouldn’t even be “anatomically correct”…”
You know, I’ve joked occasionally that online misogynists cause me to contemplate the benefits of spackling over my vagina, but a) I wasn’t actually serious and b) it wasn’t meant as a means of hewing closer to their image of an ideal woman.
So nice to have my horizons expanded.
Does that story mean kitties are meat too?
I thought they were made of fuzz and sharp points.
They also come with a built in motor.
A motor made out of meat! Imagine!
… oh wait I get it! The trick is that this makes absolutely no sense at all!
“Which is it, keyster? Is your issue with Manboobz supposedly misrepresenting MRAdvocacy as misogynistic through cherry-picking, or is the problem that all these mean old manginas are harshing your misogynist trip”
Yeah, I was equally confused trying to make sense of that statement. I’m leaning more towards the latter though. It’s funny how many MRAs come here to say, “Those comments don’t represent all of us!” and then, when pressed for their own thoughts, they spout the exact same drivel.
Why do I have the strange feeling that many feminists and manboobzettes posting here would really like to take these little pretty kitties, choke them to death, wring their necks, and drown them in the river?
Because the pretty kitties are cute, playful and adorable, and you’re not!!
Did one of your dolls tell you this?
Oh, directly addressed by NWO! Should I feel special? I don’t feel special, I have to say.
NWO, the story I’ve told above is pretty much my friend’s account and I’ve no reason to doubt her. She’s a good and honest person. If it’s any consolation – because I know you see any story about a man being horrible as an attack on ALL men, such is your lack of understanding of concepts like logic, nuance and perspective – her current beau is also a western man and a very nice one as well. Probably something to do with the lack of a burning irrational hatred towards half the human population or something kooky like that…
DKM, I thought all of us feminists were old harpies who lived alone with our cats because nobody likes our ugly, mean selves. I mean, clearly, keeping our piles and piles of cats relatively un-choked and un-drowned is in our personal interests here. Duh.
“Why do I have the strange feeling that many feminists and manboobzettes posting here would really like to take these little pretty kitties, choke them to death, wring their necks, and drown them in the river?”
I like kitties. Mine is definitely cute, fluffy, and adorable. I’d keep her away from you, though, because you’d probably drown her anyway for having such an independent streak. (Doesn’t like being picked up, will only let you pet her with her consent, etc.)
Did you know cats have different personalities and desires, too? Probably not. You can’t even grasp the fact that women have different personalities and desires.
“Because the pretty kitties are cute, playful and adorable, and you’re not!!”
You forgot to add “nanny-nanny-boo-boo”.
Lol! Oh Meller, you big silly. You never cease to amuse.
@DKM: I don’t really live in fear of *any* of my partners running off with a kitten anytime soon, no.
“Why do I have the strange feeling that many feminists and manboobzettes posting here would really like to take these little pretty kitties, choke them to death, wring their necks, and drown them in the river?
Because the pretty kitties are cute, playful and adorable, and you’re not!!”
Such sharp wit! Truly, we are all chastened to the core!
Meanwhile, outside of the terrifying void that exists in Meller’s head, I helped to rescue a shivering, terrified kitten from the side of the freeway last month, which involved getting out of the car and walking alongside the freeway during rush hour traffic, with cars whizzing by a few feet away (she’s doing well, by the way). I know that Dracula has cats, as do several other commenters here.
Meller, on the other hand, wavers between fantasies about killing all women who he deems insuffieciently fluffy and forcing the un-fluffy ones into prostitution. And upthread he displays the classic abuser logic of “well, normally I wouldn’t do a thing like upvote that post, but since you bitches are being so mean to me…look what you made me do!” I really wouldn’t trust him with any living creature, much less something as vulnerable as a kitten.
Stick to dolls, Meller. At least then if you destroy them in a fit of rage over some perceived slight they’re unable to feel pain, unlike the living creatures whose behavior you’re determined to control.
It’s funny, usually we evil feminists are accused of liking cats too much.
Come to think of it, I think Meller should stick to stuffed cats instead of live cats. Real animals, while probably not as sapient as humans, do have their own wills. What would he do to the cat if it didn’t want to cuddle or wasn’t in the mood to play?
Impose your will on your toys, Meller, and leave the living, feeling beings out of it.
One more question:
Can political correctness even continue to exist (in it’s stranglehold of the public narrative) if the “privileged white male class” co-ops it under an “identity politics” banner of anti-misandry/anti-bigotry of said males? (This is a trick question.)
What’s the trick?
PC, as used, is a strawman created by reactionaries to pretend the people they hate are evil, and humorless; and so to be rude, offensive, jerks and then pretend they were just, “speaking truth to power”.
So, PC, in it’s present form, has been co-opted by the “white male class” under a banner of identity politics, and see no reason to believe they will stop.
My cat is a rescue from drowning-she got lost from her mother at age 4 weeks and was found trying to get out of a pool of water with her sibling who did not make it.
So fuck off DKM-I risked getting in trouble at work keeping her in my office to hand feed every few hours when I first got her to keep her alive and she has been living off the fat of the land ever since.
She also hates men like you so she would bite you until you ran away crying like the infantile baby you are.
Re Big Daddy: I love Big Daddy
Their version of “Born to Run” is CLASSIC!!!!!!!
This is the sweetest save a kitten story ever:
Meller: Tell that to the two cats we rescued from the streets! Assuming the younger one won’t try to reduce your skin to shreds and you can pry the older one out from under the bed (his favorite hiding place, from thunder or strangers). You’re being an asshole again.
He realized trying to insult women by calling them cat ladies wasn’t working, so he switched to “you’re all evil cat murderers!” Um, it doesn’t work that way, grandpa.
Now here’s something I don’t understand – if David K. Meller is so satisfied wanking it to lil’ girl dolls that are so cute and fluffy and genital-less, why is he still spendin’ all his time bashing women on the internet? There are a bunch of doll collector forums you can haunt with your creepy old man presence. It’d probably be much easier on your heart valves, kookypants.
LIFELESS DOLL EYES AND DUSTMITES!!!!
Xardoz