Over on The Spearhead, a fella name Towgunner offers up these observations on the young ladies of today. (I’ve broken his wall of text into shorter paragraphs.)
I’m beginning to notice a couple of odd trends amongst the younger females, which are quite surprising.
1. more and more women smell – BO, ass, a dog, a cat, stale, unwashed
2. many are losing their hair.
This generation of women is so cuddled and brainwashed that their complete messes. Even though their “demanding” “careers” do indeed keep them locked to their cubical/nest they’re new masters, TV (gays anatomy) tell them cleaning is beneath them. And after cycling class (more hamster running) they collapse in their studio or 1 br beehive condo…crap everywhere. …
FYI next time you’re in a CVS go check out the hair products section, note the number of “volumizers” available (for women of course), this is something new, they didn’t need this before.
I have also heard reports that they have cooties as well. Although I think I heard this when I was about five or six.
Last I checked, Towgunner’s comment had gotten 30 upvotes and only one downvote. Evidently there are stinky women everywhere!
EWME, have you been drinking?
DAVID (MANBOOBZ) FUTRELLE
FORMIDABLE DUVET BLAZON
What’s an Evil White Mal when there at home, and where can I get an Empire of them?
Feyline | November 19, 2011 at 2:07 am
EWME, have you been drinking?
Actually I think that’s a good theory. He didn’t even spell his own name correctly.
What is he comparing women smelling “more” to by the way? o_O Has he been running around sniffing every woman each decade or something? xD
* they’re
On the robotic theme of the other thread:
BUM ELF VANDALIZED ROBOT
That comment was rather purple monkey dishwasher, wasn’t it? Even by MRA standards.
Beloved Banzai Mold Turf
Bombard unloved flea zit
Bedevil Farmland Zoo Tub
Ban Bed Devil Matzo Flour!
Evil Bamboozled Art Fund
Hey, Evil, why not give us your real name so we can make anagrams of it?
Evil Bamboozled Art Fund
-Oh, that’s beautiful .
And some more very odd anagrams:
Zombie-Flavored Bald Nut ?
Veldt of Amazon Bluebird
To Blindfold Mauve Zebra
Ban Deaf Bulldozer Vomit
Bad Blaze Vomit Flounder
Flam Dazed Virulent Boob
Brat Bulldozed Movie Fan
Favourable Blitz Odd Men
Venal Lizard Bombed Tofu
Ban Deaf Bulldozer Vomit
Hey! Way to be totally ableist against certain types of bulldozer vomit! >:(
EVIL (WHITEMAL) EMPIRE
A HEEL VILE MERIT WIMP
I really believe a lot of this anger stems from these men not feeling needed by women or something. Its really stupid. Its perfectly possible to want to be with someone for reasons other than using them for full financial dependence. Reasons like…I dunno…love? companionship? how unheard of!
There’s nothing stupid about that, if you don’t feel wanted by women, then the next best thing is to be needed by them… I’m pretty sure this mindset was even mentioned here (the site, not the thread) in the past.
Limp-haired smelly women? Sounds like your average roller derby team after a game.
I bet he went to a derby party because, duh, sluts, and stamped his foot and yelled “you all smell anyway” when no one would give him the time of day.
I bet he went to a derby party because, duh, sluts, and stamped his foot and yelled “you all smell anyway” when no one would give him the time of day.
I somehow think that’s the case wherever he goes, be it party, stoop, lounge, or any other social gathering. 😉
I prefer Morally Ambiguous (But With A Heart Of Gold) White Mal.
…Or, in a pinch, Wash.
“EVIL (WHITEMAL) EMPIRE
A HEEL VILE MERIT WIMP”
If I might suggest a revision:
MERIT? HA! WIMP. VILE EEL.
O-oh yeah? Well you all are stinky and stoopid! *retracts back into coral to cry*
Dawwwww
MellerMen have to be telling youall SOMETHING when we start talking about wifebots and robocuties, when we start talking about collectible dolls or soft, fluffy pets or stuffed animals rather than spending time with women!
Yes, but it’s not what you think you are saying.
What I see is that real women, aren’t your cup of tea, and Real Dolls seem to be more your speed.
Normally, I would not write a comment like this on a manboobz, page asserting that “women stink”,
The actual evidence of your past behavior contradicts this statement.
hellkell: Wow, Meller thinks we’re stinky. I n other news, water is wet.
Only at room temperature (and sea level): in the world of DKM.
Xanthe: JohnnyBB, even Mellertron realised it was becoming a worn-out cliché, and that it was being parodied incessantly. Such as my comment above (which plays nicely on the UK/Oz word for a trunk).
He says he stopped at our request. I don’t recall anyone (much less any sort of consensus) asking him to stop. Perhaps there was an arbitration firm commissioned to make a ruling, and it went against him?
In any case, this seems to be the only place he has stopped doing it.
Women of the 20s and 30s with real womanly hair would be the Seven Sutherland Sisters:
http://tywkiwdbi.blogspot.com/2010/11/seven-sisters-with-very-long-hair.html
http://www.sideshowworld.com/13-TGOD/2006/tgod7sutherlands.html
There was even a New Yorker woodcut cartoon of the era by the great John Held, Jr. about them but I can’t seem to find an image.
Oh, man, I am jealous of their hair now.
Realistically, I know that seven feet of hair would be insanely annoying and a huge amount of work to take care of (especially when it’s as thick as theirs looks!)…but there’s a little part of me that doesn’t care and is horribly jealous anyway.
So their solution is to hate women and demand they stop working just because they want to feel needed? Screw that. I can’t believe I have to say this in 2011 but women are human beings and we have every right to live our lives the way we see fit. The first basic requirement of being an adult is to work to support yourself and most women, like most men, are doing just that.
Evil Bamboozled Art Fund
So that’s where Bosch came from.