Over on The Spearhead, a fella name Towgunner offers up these observations on the young ladies of today. (I’ve broken his wall of text into shorter paragraphs.)
I’m beginning to notice a couple of odd trends amongst the younger females, which are quite surprising.
1. more and more women smell – BO, ass, a dog, a cat, stale, unwashed
2. many are losing their hair.
This generation of women is so cuddled and brainwashed that their complete messes. Even though their “demanding” “careers” do indeed keep them locked to their cubical/nest they’re new masters, TV (gays anatomy) tell them cleaning is beneath them. And after cycling class (more hamster running) they collapse in their studio or 1 br beehive condo…crap everywhere. …
FYI next time you’re in a CVS go check out the hair products section, note the number of “volumizers” available (for women of course), this is something new, they didn’t need this before.
I have also heard reports that they have cooties as well. Although I think I heard this when I was about five or six.
Last I checked, Towgunner’s comment had gotten 30 upvotes and only one downvote. Evidently there are stinky women everywhere!
Ami XD
I wonder what DKM would think if all of us also got robocuties. That would be like a deluxe version of the hibatchi wand. But I’d still want humans too. I like how we smell!
hibatchi wand.
I hope you mean hitachi, cause otherwise that sounds burny! 😉 But yeah, I’d have a non-sentient robo-man or two or three or four… Non-sentient because If they’re self aware, that would be slavery, so no slavery, unless it’s consensual, in which case…
You know, I think about this stuff too, dammit. But I don’t go around telling men they’re about to be replaced and won’t they be sorry!
http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/800/800729/transformers-spotlight-20070629024335415.jpg
Watch out men, if us feminists had our way we’d replace you with that.
Small grill, large vibrating thingy… hitachi. Thanks zhinxy. And yes for several robo sexbots. What a great gift giving idea for the approaching holiday season.
I will now have nightmares about a hibachi sex toy.
Tape a Roomba to a microwave to a Hitachi Magic Wand. Boom; perfect robocutie cleans cooks and etc.
Just remember to wrap the whole thing in fleece so that it’s soft and fluffy.
…and they say women aren’t inventive.
Tru dat women of the 80s and the 60s and even in some cases the magical 50s did not need volumizing product. They had some kind of trick to puff up the hair without product, leaving their glorious tresses naturally alluring, just begging you to stroke its softness…but you prolly shouldn’t, since teased, Aqua Net-ed hair is more thab viscious enough to take a man’s hand right off at the wrist.
@Bagelsan: Does it constantly compliment you? Maybe it needs a box full of recorded sayings attached. “You’re so smart! I’m glad I have you to tell me what to do.” “The older you get, the handsomer you are. I’m glad I’m eternally young for you!” “I love it when you tell me how fluffy I am!”
2. He saw some “mega volume” shampoo in the CVS and didn’t understand what it was for, so he did the logical thing and assumed that all women are going bald these days because feminism.
As far as I can tell, this is it. He wandered into the hair care aisle at Walgreens, was shocked by the discovery of conditioner, and concluded that it was some new thing brought about by feminism. Because feminism is responsible for all weird lady stuff. Makeup? Feminist invention. Yogurt commercials? Feminist. Those difficult back hooks on bras? Definitely a feminist plot.
And apparently popular prime-time TV dramas instruct women not to take showers. I really have to stop waiting to Netflix this stuff. (For the record, I would definitely watch a show called “Gays Anatomy.”)
I’m trying to decide what words I want to insert here. It could be a list of women’s things, “their BO, their ass, their dog, their cat,” but it doesn’t work with the last two. It could also be “like,” as in “like an ass, like a dog, like a cat,” but it fails the first one… Perhaps “as if they were,” as in “as if they were stale/a dog/a cat/unwashed,” but no.
Got it, smell is a verb! Women are going around smelling people’s BO, a dog, a cat, someone’s ass, and they smell stale and unwashed! Of course, if that were true, then women would be a dog, or a cat… or an ass.
A mature man is like a mature wine – best laid at a slight angle in a dark, cool cellar.
I’ll get my coat …
Magpie: if that’s what you’re into.
Back to the robo-ladies huh? for all the supposed demand for robo-wives and girlfriends, there sure are more films about man-bots.
Terminator, I,robot, Short Circuit, Bicentennial Man, The Day the Earth Stood Still (Gort is kinda hot >.>)….I know there are more..
This one has set a new low for juvenile bullshit.
I can’t believe this dude is complaining about how women smell! In North America our standards of hygiene have gotten so high that it is *actually harming our health* (for example, antibiotic resistance from overuse of antibacterial handsoap). It wasn’t that long ago that a bath was not a daily but a *weekly* affair and clothes were worn many times between washes. I don’t think daily hair-washing became common until the 60s or 70s. Seriously, at no time in history have people smelled so good.
Also, I ride a bike for transportation year-round, except when I’m pregnant. So do lots of other people I know. And in July I’m sure I don’t smell as fresh as someone who goes from an air-conditioned house into an air-conditioned car into an air-conditioned office, but I don’t think you can smell me unless you get really close. Funnily enough, most people are that way. Unless you’re all up in their armpits you can’t tell what they smell like.
kristinmh: There were times in Europe when bathing too much was considered Jewish and might bring the wrath of the Inquisition upon one. And despite the fact that it was one hell of a show, the attentions of the Inquisition were not something one wanted.
DKM,
Why would any adult, self-responsible human being be anything other than independent, willfull and not disposed to take orders from others simply because of their sex?
In my experience people, male or female, don’t take to kindly to being reduced to the status of a pre-pubescent child.
If you prefer to associate with sex dolls or possibly as-yet-not-invented sexbots, then be my guest. I’m sure you won’t be missed. Just don’t try to force real women into your bizarre stereotypes, they seem to be quite happy just the way they are. They wouldn’t be under whatever regime you’re suggesting. But then, their happiness isn’t your major concern, is it?
I love how the comment with the most downvotes was also the most sane, sensible comment by a mile. Not that its surprising, but I guess The Spearhead readers just don’t want discussion based in the R word?
(bonus points if you can guess the R word I mean lol)
Oh, and on the smell front, it’s been proven that someone’s natural smells, which is to say, body odor unmodified by deodorants, is a big part of sexual attraction between two people. Something to think about next time you complain about BO I guess haha.
Morgan,
Haha. Found it. I bet they didn’t even read her comment. They just saw a female name and downvoted like hell. I’ve seen it done there before.
Nevermind, this douche did.
There are no words for the stupid. He’s pissed off because women aren’t counting on men to provide for them anymore by working? women are working to support themselves like adults are supposed to and he’s angry because apparently WE TOOK HIS JERB!!!
I mean…you WANT to be obliged to be responsible for the financial care of an adult woman? How is that even freedom? because in essence you’re paying for a maid in return? that’s just pathetic.
I really believe a lot of this anger stems from these men not feeling needed by women or something. Its really stupid. Its perfectly possible to want to be with someone for reasons other than using them for full financial dependence. Reasons like…I dunno…love? companionship? how unheard of!
and 22 upvotes for that comment too. Lovely.
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