Over on The Spearhead, a fella name Towgunner offers up these observations on the young ladies of today. (I’ve broken his wall of text into shorter paragraphs.)
I’m beginning to notice a couple of odd trends amongst the younger females, which are quite surprising.
1. more and more women smell – BO, ass, a dog, a cat, stale, unwashed
2. many are losing their hair.
This generation of women is so cuddled and brainwashed that their complete messes. Even though their “demanding” “careers” do indeed keep them locked to their cubical/nest they’re new masters, TV (gays anatomy) tell them cleaning is beneath them. And after cycling class (more hamster running) they collapse in their studio or 1 br beehive condo…crap everywhere. …
FYI next time you’re in a CVS go check out the hair products section, note the number of “volumizers” available (for women of course), this is something new, they didn’t need this before.
I have also heard reports that they have cooties as well. Although I think I heard this when I was about five or six.
Last I checked, Towgunner’s comment had gotten 30 upvotes and only one downvote. Evidently there are stinky women everywhere!
And I may be cuddled and brainwashed, but I DO know how to use “their, they’re, there,” so nyah.
I am pretty sure that women have always been humans with human bodies and human bodily functions. Fancy that!
Did he mean coddled? I just have this weird mental image of women randomly being cuddled and somehow this is making their hair fall out or something.
@Snowy: Did he mean coddled? Almost definitely. Is it many times more hilarious this way? Absolutely.
This generation of men is so cuddled (but not by other men, because they’re too homophobic) and brainwashed by the MRM that they don’t know the difference between “they’re” and “their”. The abuse of grammar is a tragic thing – don’t let it happen to your son. Please send a check for $19.99 to…
Am I weird that I find his misuse of they’re/their/there more offensive than his ridiculously juvenile opinions? Fucks’ sake man, take a bloody grammar class!
I also find it a bit rich coming from a group that thinks telling men that if you want women to be interested in you then good personal hygiene is important constitutes ‘shaming language.’
Ooh, Cassandra – totally ninja’d!
Once again, the MRA career paradox. Do I stay home–and thus sponge off some poor man—or work–and thus get all stinky and unladylike?
With a bonus MRA exercise paradox! Don’t exercise–eww, fatty! Do exercise–EW LADYSTENCH. Also you get called a hamster. Because god knows when a man runs on a treadmill, he’s going somewhere important.
I wonder if he’s used to women wearing more perfume, and thinks that’s our natural smell so being unperfumey seems like unnatural stench to him? That’s the best I got.
Um . . . does he know what volumizer actually does? It makes hair poofier, it would definitely not cover up hair loss. And while this specific product may not have been popularly used in generations past, women were definitely using various tricks to add volume to their hair — teasing/backcombing, using baby powder in the roots, rag-rolling curls overnight to get more lift . . . this is not a new concept.
Red Pandas have demon horns? Now I want one!
Ladies,
Men have to be telling youall SOMETHING when we start talking about wifebots and robocuties, when we start talking about collectible dolls or soft, fluffy pets or stuffed animals rather than spending time with women!
Independently of your less appealing and ladylike physical attributes, could it be that the author was also referring to female PERSONALITY stench? The callous disrespect for, if not contempt for masculinity in all its forms on your part, along with your fetish for independence, willfullness, and disobedience is really what STINKS!
Normally, I would not write a comment like this on a manboobz, page asserting that “women stink”, but youall seem to think that I am “misogynist” and hate women anyhow, so I have nothing to lose! The author of this piece may be right, but to an even greater degree than he imagined!!
DKM:
*YAWNS*
Tell me again why anybody should give a flying fuck what you or Mr. Stinky Pants up there thinks?
Freedom: nobody ever got it by wearing perfume!
Thing is, Meller, most men aren’t talking about robocuties. Most men are just fine with most women. YOU are talking about robocuties, but you’re in a tiny minority, so maybe YOU’RE the problem, not women. Just a thought.
Plus, “independence”? Really? Another MRM career paradox, I guess – don’t have a job? Mooching off the men in your life! Do have a job? Callous disrespect for masculinity! Fetish for independence! We just can’t win.
Looking at DKM’s post again: Men have to be telling youall SOMETHING when we start talking about wifebots and robocuties, when we start talking about collectible dolls or soft, fluffy pets or stuffed animals rather than spending time with women!
You know, I agree. If a man is talking about wifebots, robocuties, collectibe dolls, soft fluffy pets, or stuffed animals, it certainly does tell me something.
Not what DKM thinks it ought to tell me, but I am getting a message loud and clear!
Although I will admit to talking to men who want to talk about their pets (daaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww)…..the rest? Not so much.
Does going to the gym make women have worse personalities, then? Does fluffy hair? :p
When I read Meller’s post what I smell is the stench of entitlement, sexism, and misogyny.
Ba-dum-chhh!
@ithiliana, have you seen the Men of Cute Overload? There are at least two videos of cute guys playing with their adorable pets, and it’s just. The best thing ever XD
Sadly I’m not sure what more DKM could do about that smell, considering the shear amount of douche already present 🙁
@Cupcake: I haz not! I shall have to check it out. Thanks!
“…Most men aren’t talking about robocuties…”
Not yet, but as women replacement and improvement technologies evolve because of your stinking female intransigance, meanness, and selfishness, and as you turn off more and more men because of your callous lack of respect, arrogance, and quarrelsomeness, men at large–NOT a ‘tiny minority’–will find themselves, and their sons and grandsons, forced to explore other, and better options! All of you modern women/feminists will be left at best on street corners with little tin cups, and then guess who will have the last laugh?
As your friend Ami Angelwings says: “xD xD xD”
Wow, Meller thinks we’re stinky. I n other news, water is wet.
So, Meller, if we’re so bad, why do you keep coming back? Is this the only female interaction you get?
So all the non-robot ladies will have to resort to begging because Meller will have banned them from having jobs?
Go back to your dolls, old man. Humanity, including most of the male part, wants nothing to do with you.
CUPCAKE! Look what just came up on my lolcats feed! CUTE guy being groomed by kitten.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2011/11/18/funny-pictures-videos-kitten-grooms-man/
Also, is anyone else starting to be reminded of the story of Pinnochio? The father/Meller sat there all alone, staring at his dolls, and decided to create a child/wife. Which of course immediately developed free will.
Oops.
You their/they’re/there people are just brainwashed by the Grammarchy.
Feminazis, Grammar Nazis, their all part of the Neu Uarld Arder.
PIECE END FIEFDOM!!!!!