Oh, ladies, must you complain so much? I mean, who cares if every time you say something on the internet some random dude threatens to rape you? White and Nerdy, the dude behind the Omega Virgin Revolt blog, doesn’t care, and he wants you to know it:
#mencallmethings is just another example of how women (in first world countries) don’t have any actual problems. Between the government and manginas doing everything for women, no woman has any true problems. Any “problem” a woman has is because of one of these reasons:
1. A desire for the equivalent of fried ice. IOW she wants something that is physically impossible.
2. Failed attempts at defrauding, stealing from, or otherwise attempting to enslave men.
That’s it. When a woman has to go through 1% of what a typical non-alpha man has to go through then maybe she can talk about having actual problems. Until that happens women should keep their mouths shut.
Exactly. We need to stop talking about men raping women to focus on the much more important issue of women not having sex with White and Nerdy.
But I am wondering about one thing. Is it possible that the women in question were asking for fried rice instead of fried ice? Because fried rice is totally a thing, and if you call up the proper restaurant someone will literally bring it to your door.
Now I’m hungry.
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Brandon: so you really are saying it’s all women’s fault. Thought so.
Brandon: I would suggest mandatory paternity tests when children are born.
How do you feel about mandatory genetic registries for men, since 1-2 percent of them might be raping people?
After all it’s not the least insulting to assume every man is a rapist, if that will allow the small percentage who are committing rapes to be caught.
Then again, this word, “Fraud” doesn’t mean what you think it means. You mean deception.
As to heavy lifting, nice change of topic, since it’s a metaphor. You are on record as saying women have to fix, “the draft problem” because… well because you think they should. This is more the same.
@Nobinayamu: For one, you are forgetting about economies of scale. If every child was given a paternity test at birth, the price of those tests would go down since there would be a massive need for them. Just like everything else, the more people buy a product, the cheaper it gets in the future.
Really? Is that going to be contracted, or civil service. Upping the number means either other tests have to be foregone/delayed, or new facilities need to be built/staffed.
That might, just might, lower the total cost per test, but certainly won’t do it over night (since the facilities to generate the testing media will have to be expanded). The upfront costs… no problem getting the approved, esp. in the present climate.
Since it’s such a good idea, I recommend you establish a 501(c)3, or a PAC. In short order you can get the law passed, and all will be right with the world.
would somebody PLEASE think of the Beiber!!!!! http://jezebel.com/5860343/justin-beiber-paternity-test-dropped-woman-maintains-delusional-dream-of-cash-settlement
ok seriously, I think Brandon really has been watching too much Maury and Jerry Springer. That being said being forced to pay child support for a kid that isn’t yours is fucked up. In those cases a paternity test should be made easily accessible. Suggesting that so many men are victims of paternity frauds is just another thing to file under MRA “women are are lying whores out to get men” claims.
Also in that article you just posted Brandon, she says:
so if you and other men are so scared the kid isn’t yours, just get the test done? what’s the problem exactly?
Brandon, who are these women being promiscuous with, and why don’t more men insist on using bc?
And this applies to a majority of women? Who then instead of realizing they have doubts as to paternity and talking to their partners, rush to “get a daddy on the form!” and then proceed to bleed him dry for child support?
I’d say that the need in previous eras to have a husband before you had that baby quite possibly would have led to a lot more women lying to or “entrapping” grooms then we have now, but again, I’m not putting this forth as some great truth, law of earth or reason to blood test infants.
For fuck’s sake, that’s why I told you to read the thing I linked! They explain why you are wrong and stupid! THEY USE SMALL WORDS, BRANDON, YOU CAN HANDLE IT!
@Quakers; I don’t have cable so I can’t watch Maury or Jerry. And even if I did have cable, I am busy during the day so I am not home to watch daytime TV anyways.
I think men should know regardless of if they are scared or not the child is theirs.
@Hellkell: Ya, we are discussing paternity fraud, not birth control methods.
So what other health procedures are you in favor of the government covering, or are you primarily concerned with this paternity test idea?
Are you shitting me? did he actually say that?
Go fuck yourself Brandon. Why should women fix a problem men created? Men enforced the draft. Men enforced the whole concept of war. This is NOT an insult on men. It’s just a fact, and it’s these SPECIFIC men that are responsible for the death and misery of all men, women and children around the world. Welcome to patriarchy. No one said it was easy for all men either.
and there isn’t even a draft anymore. But if it makes you feel better, The National Organization of Women are against the exclusion of women from registration or the draft: http://www.now.org/issues/military/policies/draft2.html
Okay Brandon, so you think that a woman who is in a monogamous marriage with a man is actually more likely to misattribute paternity than, for example, a woman who has unprotected sex with multiple male partners in the span of a month or so? ‘Cause that’s the only way I can see how testing everyone would actually increase the rate of your so-called “fraud”. :p
Yes, but better bc would lead to less paternity “fraud.” Connect the dots and don’t be a dolt.
Why we’re even bothering when your subtext is, “if those slutty slut sluts would stop slutting it up and then LYING, the world would be a better place” is a mystery.
(Hell, testing Mrs. Duggar alone would probably make the false-paternity-claim number plummet. That’s like 20 correct birth certificates from one woman. :D)
@Bagelsan: And men and women that are in monogamous relationships doesn’t mean they can’t cheat on each other. In fact men and women cheat at roughly the same rate. So men can go father children outside of that relationship and women can be impregnated by another man.
So monogamy doesn’t “solve” the problem of determining paternity.
Brandon, you think that there would be a higher rate of false paternity results if the entire population of infants was tested, rather than only those whose paternity is already in doubt?
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Why?
Brandon wrote, “No. I think women are more promiscuous now than in previous decades and when they get pregnant, even they don’t know who the father is.”
This makes it sound like women go out and have anonymous orgies every weekend.
@Hellkell: Ya, I don’t really care how many men women sleep with. And by that logic, why didn’t she wear a diaphragm or wear a female condom, or get an abortion or take the morning after pill etc…
Or maybe Brandon, men can do whatever the hell they choose to do, and shouldn’t be forced to get a paternity test done if they don’t think they need one. If they do, the option is always there. Who are you to tell men what to do?
We actually almost drafted women in WW2, A nurse draft bill passed in the House and came within one vote in the Senate before the surrender of Germany. The State has considered forcing the ladies into the theatre. So all right, Brandon, I’m against the draft. For everyone. So should I be campaigning against selective service laws, or should I instead.. I guess… turn my efforts to some weird “equality before the law” scheme where everyone is forced into war? BTW, I very much have campaigned against selective service laws. Actually done stuff about the issue.
I also volunteered for the military. And served. But you know…
Brandon wrote, “And men and women that are in monogamous relationships doesn’t mean they can’t cheat on each other. In fact men and women cheat at roughly the same rate. So men can go father children outside of that relationship and women can be impregnated by another man.”
Shouldn’t you then be advocating for paternity AND maternity tests for everyone, then?
Who said monogamy solved it? I just suspect it might bring the numbers of possible fathers down a bit. If a woman has one husband and (because Brandon assumes all women are whores) one Mister on the side, you’d get a 50% false rate if she claimed both men were the father; if a woman slept with 3 or 4 men you’d get a 67% or 75% false rate if she claimed the same (or even if she claimed she didn’t know.) Fewer heterosexual unprotected sexytimes means fewer possible fathers, and a lower false paternity rate.
THIS IS ALL IN THE LINK. LEARN TO READ AND/OR DO MATH.
Brandon, you haven’t answered me, are you in favor of government health care in general, or just this paternity test scheme?
@Molly: I already said I support maternity and paternity testing prior to children leaving the hospital. No man should be forced to pay for a child that isn’t his and women shouldn’t be given a child that isn’t hers.
Brandon, establishing paternity can legitimately be an issue but it is not, outside of the circumstances of congenital disease, a health issue. This is not about being “blasé”, it’s just reality. And I have no problem with men seeking/demanding paternity tests. I advised that my 17 year old cousin ask for a paternity test and I offered to pay for it.
No one here is saying that men shouldn’t have access to DNA testing to establish paternity. We’re pointing out the problems with trying to establish a mandatory system. A nonprofit that’s mission was raising awareness of the issue of false claims of paternity as well as helping men pay for them might be a fine idea.
Now, are you taking donations for your vasectomy? I’m totally good for, like, $20.
No man should be forced to pay for a child that isn’t his and women shouldn’t be given a child that isn’t hers.
Well, yes, but you really seem to be thinking of them as money parasites you don’t want anybody stuck with, not a class of human beings that needs care, as they cannot provide for themselves.
Selective reading and goal post moving, just another episode of the Brandon Show.