Oh, ladies, must you complain so much? I mean, who cares if every time you say something on the internet some random dude threatens to rape you? White and Nerdy, the dude behind the Omega Virgin Revolt blog, doesn’t care, and he wants you to know it:
#mencallmethings is just another example of how women (in first world countries) don’t have any actual problems. Between the government and manginas doing everything for women, no woman has any true problems. Any “problem” a woman has is because of one of these reasons:
1. A desire for the equivalent of fried ice. IOW she wants something that is physically impossible.
2. Failed attempts at defrauding, stealing from, or otherwise attempting to enslave men.
That’s it. When a woman has to go through 1% of what a typical non-alpha man has to go through then maybe she can talk about having actual problems. Until that happens women should keep their mouths shut.
Exactly. We need to stop talking about men raping women to focus on the much more important issue of women not having sex with White and Nerdy.
But I am wondering about one thing. Is it possible that the women in question were asking for fried rice instead of fried ice? Because fried rice is totally a thing, and if you call up the proper restaurant someone will literally bring it to your door.
Now I’m hungry.
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Tell me your problems White and Nerdy! I’m all ears =D
Verbal Abuse, up to and including actual Assault (Legal sense): Not as bad as not fucking WAN (And let’s not pretend this is a misrepresentation, trolls; the blog is titled Omega Virgin Revolt, the actual genesis of the blog is reasonably simple to guess); this is a blogger with his priorities in order, yepperoni! XD
Erm, I hate to tell him this, but fried ice is pretty easy. We already have fried ice cream, after all!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_ice_cream
Is MRAL around? I think we just found him a new best friend.
I’m twenty years old and I pay for all of my expenses while going to school full time. I have to balance working enough to eat and pay rent while also leaving enough time to study so I can maybe get a real job after I graduate. The last two weeks were big midterm weeks, so I couldn’t work as much and now I’m worried about making rent. Let’s not even talk about the upcoming traveling expenses so I can see my mother (who i haven’t seen in a few months) for Thanksgiving, the medications I’m running out of, and food.
What I’m saying here is that White and Nerdy can go fuck himself. Seriously.
(Just as an aside, this is not a sob story about how my life is so hard. My life is actually pretty great 80% of the time. This is just to state that I, as a women, certainly do have some real fucking problems, okay?)
MRAL and WAN should go bowling and bitch about bitches.
What is with this whole alpha thing? Whilst I wouldn’t discount psychological or sociological theories on personality types, the MRAs seem to treat these Alpha, Beta and whatnot labels like some immutable laws of nature. It’s really really odd to me, and seems like it’s over-simplifying human society to an absurd degree.
It’s even inconsistent to the degree of insulting ‘alphas’ whilst simultaneously whining that they aren’t ones themselves.
Am I missing something?
@Shora: Me too! Actually I could only earn an ordinary degree cos I couldn’t afford to give time to my honors degree. =( If I quit my job, I’d have starved and ended up homeless. I stayed with my job but my degree suffered as a result =( Not to mention being sick countless times cos I couldn’t afford heating for the house I was living in =( =(
Maybe if I told the college I was a woman they’d give me an honors degree. The MRA’s say that’s how it works, right?
The first time I considered suicide my age was in the single digits.
Oh, no, do go on, White and Nerdy. I’m listening to your tremendously horrible problems. You can’t get laid? You poor thing.
Joanna, you should have sat in the quad and cried. Then you definitely would have gotten your honors degree.
“Joanna, you should have sat in the quad and cried. Then you definitely would have gotten your honors degree.”
*smacks forehead* Genius! I should have though of that before!
Men work for happiness, women are given it for free.
Men lead lives of quiet desperation, women lead lives of idyllic happiness.
Such is life for the expendable gender.
Arks, you are on the fucking moon.
Arks: Sure, men are the only people in this world who are poor, or in constant pain, or unemployed. Only men suffer depression and crippling anxiety. Gods, you are a fuckwit.
And yes, all of those apply to me.
Thanks for taking the time to read the comments, Arks.
Also, I dunno that “quiet desperation” is the right description for someone who spends most of his time whining about how evil women are on the internet. The “quiet” part just doesn’t seem to fit, somehow.
@Cassandrasays: damn right! Where is that manly stoicism that is the manly indicator of oh so manly men? I shouldn’t have to listen to any more guys whining about how they cannot show their emotions–as far as I’m concerned, they can talk about all their emotions all they want as long as I am not expected to listen, respond, or pay attention.
Bad enough I have to fake paying attention for the administrators….
“Men work for happiness, women are given it for free.”
Free happiness??? Where???
Is this like the “free hugs” signs that some people like to hold at conventions? You just walk up and they hand you one free happiness?
Damn it, now I want fried rice. You think it’ll the help situation if I complain about how women get all the fried rice without working for it?
In times like this, it’s edifying to pop over to some feminist websites and see what actual feminists are actually complaining about. Or if they’re even complaining.
The five most recent posts on Feministing:
1. Praise for a new birth control info website.
2. Answering an all-male “Top 100 DJs” list with a list of top female DJs.
3. Criticism of a NYT article downplaying workplace sexual harassment.
4. Link to a podcast on the Penn State scandal.
5. News on a Supreme Court hearing on health care reform.
Okay, how about Feministe?
1. A post on the Penn State scandal.
2. A post on the defeated “personhood” state amendment and pro-life legal tactics.
3. A campaign to stop New York police from using possession of condoms as evidence of prostitution.
4. The Duggars’ announcement of child #20.
5. A link to an article about feeling old and uncool on the Internet.
Project for the day: figure out which posts fall into Category 1 (fried ice) and which are Category 2 (enslaving men). I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised!
Arks, you can go fuck yourself.
That’s pretty much all I have to say to people who minimize and scoff at the real work I do for myself. I don’t mind it, and I feel pretty proud of myself for being able to do so much on my own at my age. However, I am not going to entertain debates with people who call my life one of “idyllic happiness,” and I’m certainly not going to respond in a mature or respectful way.
You know, if we took a block of ice to Glasgow I’m fairly certain that my countrymen could find a way to deep fry it. They’ve already done it with pizzas and Mars bars.
Once I went over to a guy’s house and he gave me some fried rice he’d made, so you may have a point there xD
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go sit in the street and cry until someone brings me fried rice.
Lol @ CassandraSays. Ever see that episode of King of the Hill where they get a deep fat fryer, and deep fry everything? XD