Newsflash from the frontlines of the gender war: Apparently some of the ladies are getting tattoos!
Luckily for us, The Spearhead is on the case. In a recent post titled “Ruminations from Seat 22D,” Spearhead guest poster Lyn87 reported on an encounter with one of these ghastly creatures:
I recently took a long trip for work and spent a lot of hours in the air. One of my fellow passengers really stood out in my mind: a 20-something lass a few rows ahead of me. She is a natural-born beauty in that “launch a thousand ships” kind of way – slim, near-perfect symmetrical features, piercing blue eyes, and a shapely body. She is, simply, stunning. But there’s more to this story than a retired soldier admiring an exquisite example of female flesh young enough to be my daughter.
Well, we’re off to a really creepy start here.
It was actually her tattoo that first caught my attention.
Oh, that’s where we’re going. This is going to be one of those “women with tattoos are whores” kind of story.
She was wearing a low-slung top that revealed a HUGE eagle inked across her chest and extending down under the front of her shirt. And then I noticed her hair – what little there was of it. I’ve always kept my hair short, even by military standards, and her hair was shorter than mine.
Tattoos and a short haircut! Excuse me for a moment; I think I’m getting the vapors.
Few things de-feminize a woman more than buzzing off her hair, which is why it is considered to be shameful in many societies. She was wearing ratty, ripped jeans and far too much costume jewelry.
I can’t believe we let women leave the house in such attire.
And then I noticed the piercings.
Not the piercings!
As I stood six inches behind her for several minutes waiting to de-plane I counted seven, and that was just what was visible. I wondered what else she had done to herself. A tramp-stamp is a given, but who knows what other “body art” was hidden out of my view.
We can only imagine. Some Matisse prints? A mural in the style of Diego Rivera? A reproduction of Michelangelo’s David? One of the plates from Judy Chicago’s Dinner Party?
[M]en like me, the kind of man women say they want – responsible, courteous, masculine, respectable, upwardly mobile – [avoid] women like her even as long-term girlfriends, let alone wives.
I’m pretty sure that women like her — or like most women — are not much interested in men who are not only old enough to be their father but who also read The Spearhead.
[I]a person goes to great lengths to project a certain persona, especially in a way designed to attract attention, it says something about him/her. I asked myself what would cause the stunningly-beautiful young woman on my flight – at the height of her Sexual Market Value – to do that to herself? Women dress for us, so what does she intend for us to infer? I’m easy? I’m rebellious? I can drink you under the table?
Maybe: “If you’re the sort of misogynist creep who’s going to jump to weird conclusions about my character based on my tattoos, my piercings, and even on the length of my fucking hair, and then write about it at length on a site overflowing with similarly misogynist creeps, I’d rather not have anything to do with you?”
But Lyn87 seems unable to understand why anyone would want to send such a message:
I can think of no message that her chosen facade would convey that would be in her long-term interest. In a few years after her looks fade she is likely to be just another tatted-up skank wondering where the good men are.
Wherever these “good men” are, I’m pretty sure they aren’t reading or writing for The Spearhead.
It didn’t have to be this way. In a different social environment a woman like her would have learned to be (gasp!) feminine. She would have observed the older women in her surroundings and absorbed benevolent patriarchy in the air she grew up breathing.
Oh lord.
With her beauty she could have married above her economic station and lived a comfortable life. We can’t know if she would have been happy, but she almost certainly would have had stability, security and comfort.
Hey, who needs happiness when you’ve got patriarchy!
But she doesn’t live in that society; she lives in a “Slut Walk” society, thanks to feminism. When she chose the “Suicide Girl” look nobody stopped her.
Um, who exactly is supposed to stop her from dressing and looking how she likes?
Now she has mutilated herself with enough ink and metal trinkets to repel the kind of man most likely to give her the life she wants, because no matter what she does to the outside of her body, she will eventually want what women have always wanted on the inside – stability, security and comfort.
Hmm. Could it be that she’s not actually interested in the life a man could “give her,” and perhaps more interested in the sort of life she can, you know, give herself?
The fruits of feminism: what a waste.
Only if you’re a narcissistic misogynist who thinks the world revolves around his preferences.
Next up on The Spearhead: Airline peanuts — Tool of they Gynofascist Matriarchy?
Aren’t MRAs always going on about gold diggers and hypergamy? So why would her marrying up be a good thing? Their messages, they are mixed.
This old fart needs a reality check in so many ways.
Hi, I’m hellkell. I have tattoos, piercings, and I’m (gasp! horror!) married.
I’ve got short hair that I’m growing out, my ear piercings have closed, and no tattoos. I still wouldn’t want some creep leering at me or making my life decisions for me.
Airline peanuts — Tool of they Gynofascist Matriarchy?
Of course they are, David! It’s how we can kill all of those unsuspecting men with peanut allergies!
What really gets me is, did this guy not get the memo that practically all couples are dual-income these days? Even setting aside all the feminist aspects of that (women wanting our own livelihood, wanting security, wanting purpose), almost no one can afford to support someone else anymore. Wake up and smell the 99%, dude.
Also, just because it would piss him off, I really hope she plays for my team. The buzzcut is a pretty classic flagging choice, but then, this guy is probably on the “lesbians don’t exist” side.
I feel like I’ve read the first half of Lyn87’s post before, but I’m too lazy to google it. Who knows, though, after a while they all sound the same. Interesting that he doesn’t consider “happiness” as something important for women. Eh, she has a comfortable-enough life, who gives a shit about happiness, right? That explains so much…
Man, shit like this makes me wish my ink was visible upon casual meeting and that I’d never gotten rid of my nose ring. Le sigh.
Man, shit like this makes me wish my ink was visible upon casual meeting and that I’d never gotten rid of my nose ring. Le sigh.
Ditto. These are always the guys who make me want to put on ratty jeans, work boots, and something really bulky and concealing on top.
(Or maybe a suit. I’m pretty sure they’re not big fans of the professional-woman look, either.)
So what’s the over/under on Meller rolling in here all aflutter and exclamation pointed defending this gentleman’s femininity manifesto?
It’s men like this that make me understand a bit where the idea for lesbian seperatism came from (of course not all men are like that, which is why one shouldn’t throw the baby out with the bathwater here).
This piece is reminding me that I really want to get a tattoo, but I don’t have the money right now to get it done right. I want a snake curling around a staff, the medical symbol, but in an extremely naturalistic style, with the snake and staff looking like a real tree branch and identifiable species of snake.
If this ruins my chances with middle-aged misogynists who stare way too much at strangers on planes (how’d he see her body in this much detail if she was sitting ahead of him?) and constantly play the “women don’t appreciate nice guys like me, those fucking bitches” card, so be it. That’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
(Wow, there’s a subject way too advanced for the Spearhead: the idea that a woman might make an informed and deliberate decision to forgo conventional beauty, knowing that it will limit certain options, rather than just making some kind of tragic mistake.)
Finally, maybe he ought to consider that Suicide Girls is tremendously popular among men. It’s not exactly a feminist site.
I honestly don’t find tattoos on women to be very appealing and what the hell is wrong with that?!
I honestly don’t find tattoos on women to be very appealing and what the hell is wrong with that?!
Nothing*, as long as you recognize that women don’t get tattoos for (or in rejection of) your aesthetic appreciation.
*Okay, there might be some small-minded and/or classist things wrong with that, but I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt.
Newt – Nothing. I honestly don’t find very hairy men to be very appealing.
But I don’t go around demanding that complete fucking strangers shave their chests or that every man on Earth has to do it.
Look at her, being all young and at the height of her “Sexual Market Value” and not caring how she looks to dudes who admit to being old enough to be her father. My own personal father told me that I’d never get a job when I got a third ear piercing. I currently wear rings in seven of the eight, and when I was ranting about a new dress code at work to a co-worker that allowed no more than two piercings per ear, her husband (also a co-worker, and old enough to be my father) looked at me in surprise, and said he’d never realized I had my ears pierced more than once.
Of course, since I’m all subversive and stuff, I leave in my cartilage piercings and take out my traditional ones for official stuff. Heh.
Newt, there;s nothing wrong with not finding women with tattoos attractive, it’s when you start making assumptions based on the fact a woman has ink that’s the problem.
I don’t happen to find blond men all that attractive. I certainly don’t hate them for it or want them to do anything about it. Just not my thing.
So encouraging my daughters to get tattoos and piercings will help weed out old misogynists? I will let them know.
If a man decides I’m somehow damaged or unappealing because I have visible tattoos, that’s their business, not mine. If my legitimate forms of self-expression can ward off MRAs without me having to even tell them to fuck off vocally? Automatic win.
Re: Newt’s comment – I’m perfectly fine with people who don’t appreciate my tattoos. I didn’t get them so that people would pay attention to me, I got them for me. They’re mine. The main difference between people with tattoos and people without them is that people who have tattoos could care less if you don’t have any.
I keep repeating the phrase “benevolent patriarchy in the air she grew up breathing” and it makes me giggle every time.
Also, the girl he described could have been my step-daughter a few years ago (long hair now). If I’d caught some old fart staring at her like that, he’d have been walking funny getting off that plane. (Ok. Not really. I’m non-violent. But I can do a good penis-shrinking nasty stare.)
Needless to say, her father and I are not concerned that her self-expression will damage her marriage marketability.
dickheads like this make me wish i wasn’t a guy so i didn’t have to be associated with this crap.
Question: One of the women I work with has a woven bracelet of tiny purple flowers tattooed around her wrist. It’s extremely feminine and delicate.
Does this tattoo make her a repulsive man-hater?
Are we giving any points for content here?
Damn, if only I’d known at that age that a few tattoos might make sexist old farts stop hitting on me…if it works I suggest we start making really convincing temporary tattoos available to every girl as soon as she hits puberty.
“Ditto. These are always the guys who make me want to put on ratty jeans, work boots, and something really bulky and concealing on top.
(Or maybe a suit. I’m pretty sure they’re not big fans of the professional-woman look, either.)”
I dunno, there’s a lot of fun to be had in embodying their idea of what a woman is “supposed” to look like and then scaring the crap out of them the moment you start talking and they realize you’re a feminist. This is particularly amusing if you’re wearing a pretty dress when you do it.
The most heavily tattooed woman I know owns her own tattoo parlor and art gallery. And is married. I think she has what she wants.
Airplane Woman acted as if she owned her own body, and went ahead and modded it to her preferences? Oh, heavens no!
And just how many women who dress “normally” have done TERRIBLE THINGS where you can’t see it? You could be riding on the bus right next to a gal who has Michelangelo’s “The Creation of Adam” shaved into her landing strip!
And now I want one.
I dunno, there’s a lot of fun to be had in embodying their idea of what a woman is “supposed” to look like and then scaring the crap out of them the moment you start talking and they realize you’re a feminist.
True! I have a bright pink shirt that says “Radical Feminist” in script that can’t be read until you’re pretty close–I’ve seen a LOT of people doubletake at that. And there’s nothing quite as fun as having some macho dude see me on my bike in a skirt and assume I’ll be slow … and then racing past that guy and not looking back.
I keep telling myself I’m gonna add to my tattoo but keep putting it off, if anything this makes me want to get it more, knowing it makes assholes like the OP uncomfortable.
This is also why sometimes I feel uncomfortable doing the super girly thing, because it actually makes these types of creeps happy, conforming to their standards of femininity. At the end of the day though it doesn’t matter what they think, I’ll dress and look how I want.
Haha Cassandra exactly, I have this pink dress that I should make a point to wear when discussing feminist issues.
I haz tattoos!
Rose vines twining around my left shoulder and arm (with THORNS ahahaha), and my online pseud in the Beleriand dialect of Tolkien’s Sindarin’s elvish on my right upper arm.
I’m planning more rose vines and a small black spider (a memorial) this year…..had to delay it because of house flood last spring.