The daffy, excitable Man Going His Own Way who calls himself MarkyMark may be my favorite manosphere blogger of all. Not only does he bring the lulz himself – who can forget the time he wrote a completely unironic point by point rebuttal of an Onion article? – but he also helps to bring attention to the equally stupefying work of others.
In his latest post, he directs our attention to some observations made by fellow MGTOWer Spock’s Disciple on the Happy Bachelors forum on the subject of pussy and its discontents. “This is good stuff, stuff my boys need to read,” Mark writes. “[Spock’s Disciple], like his hero, applied cold hearted logic when analzying pussy. The Force is STRONG with that one!”
Yes, he actually wrote that. I don’t think it’s a joke. I think he honestly does not know that there is a difference between Star Trek and Star Wars. How that is possible, I do not know.
Anyway, on to the eminently rational Spock’s Disciple, reflecting on the irrational power of the ladybits:
Remember that pussy is a biochemical WMD; wherever it is used, there is mass chaos and destruction. How many wars and conflicts have been fought at the urging and behest of women? More than any honest man would admit to and would be proud of.
Young men are apparently helpless in the face of the punany:
The need for pussy is a very real and built in addiction for men. We are hardwired by nature for sex and procreation. … [T]he sight and sound of pussy blinds younger men and allows them to be controlled by women though their hormones.
The, uh, SOUND of pussy? If I had to pick just two (or three, or four) sensory experiences relating to the vagina that would be generally considered appealing to heterosexual males, I’m not sure “sound” would make the cut.
But eventually even the horniest dudes start to get less horny – and thus less hypnotized by the power of the pussy. The only trouble is that by the time they lose interest in sex most of them are married, and they’re now stuck with the woman whose vagina formerly had them in thrall. It’s a grave injustice.
[W]hen most men pass the age of 30-35, they begin to awaken from this biochemical “dream” and what do they awaken beside? What do married men look forward to the next 30-50 years of their lives? Sleeping with a living corpse, which continues to torture and destroy them day by day? Looking forward to the time when the woman undergoes the process of metamorphosis, into a completely insane mummy (menopause and post menopause)?
This seems a tad alarmist. I mean, if your wife turns into a monster zombie-mummy – as all women apparently do after they hit their mid-thirties – you could always get separate bedrooms.
But Obi-Wan’s Spock’s Disciple has a more radical solution: don’t get into bed with the ladies in the first place!
Pussy is indeed way overrated and if younger men could get a shot of “anti-testosterone” for a few weeks, they could see through the eyes of men who are 40+; without the haze of hormones, you cannot believe how much farther you can see! It’s the difference between seeing the horizon through LA style smog and seeing the horizon from a high mountain in the Rockies.
Pussy is a man’s Achilles heel; once that man realizes this and takes the appropriate steps, he’ll never lose his peace of mind again. To these skeptical young men I say, there is an infinitely vast arena where you can have anything you desire, and can succeed at anything you wish to try for; all you have to do is see women for what they truly are, and become a master of the beast within; once you do that women’s true face will be visible to you, and you’ll never again partake of that foul potion.
It is possible to tame that beast, and indeed it is a certainty that you will learn much from the process of taming it; all it takes is patience and time. Look at your fellow men, your brothers in arms, and look at their almost invisible chains, and wonder at why you would desire such an existence for yourself?
And, hey, if all else fails, MarkyMark adds some advice of his own: pay a visit to Pamela Handerson before going out on the town with one of those vagina-people.
[T]here is one thing that the younger men can do until their sex drives die down permanently: masturbate before going out with a woman. … To put it another way, since the little head had been, shall we say, quieted down, the bigger head could work properly; the bigger head will then allow you to see a woman for who she REALLY is.
If you’re a fan of Spock, and looking for appropriate masturbatory material, might I suggest this?
“Munitions-grade vaginas” made me snort loudly enough to startle the woman sitting beside me on the train. 1 Internet to you, Cassandra.
It isn’t so much that as the fact that going into a date clear-headed is better for everyone involved than going into a date horny. Which, from my person experience, has been really sound advice.
Simon, are you confusing a high sex drive with a sex addiction? Not the same thing, FYI. And yes, lots of people have lots of sex outside of marriage, it’s kind of the a “done” thing these days. So is masturbation. These aren’t even mutually exclusive!
First time to this site, btw, and this whole comment section is hilarious.
I love the Manboobz troll way: someone says “women’s pussies are WMDs and men are slaves to the pussy,” and the trolls come in to argue that gosh, men do have sex drives, why are we picking on the guy who pointed that out?
I wish my posts received reading that selective. I’d post “grind babies up and feed them to trout!” and my readers would say gosh, feeding trout is a totally legitimate activity.
I suppose trout do need to eat…
Why can’t you leave a humble trout fisherman alone, Holly?
But Meowicus, this will only mean more trout for all!
My dear little David! I do hope you do not include my gentle, loving, kindly, thoughtful and generous plan to put the men of the world under my solicitous boot-heel among your charges of “man-hating”!! As I have explained quite eloquently, I love men!!! I hate only “men,” those malicious and non-fluffy bearers of the John Thomas who mean-mindedly refuse to devote themselves to my service and pleasure!!!! There is nothing misandrist about hating such “men,” even though they comprise 100% of male humans currently walking the terrestrial sphere!!!!!
Ah, but things were different in the golden age now past!!!!!! I weep to think that I was born in this foul and corrupted epoch!!!!!!! Have you, David darling, ever stopped to shed a tear for the oppression I suffer from the dearth of fawning male slaveys in my kitchen and bed-chamber? Have you considered how much happier you would be if regularly and lovingly whipped by a kindly–
Alas!!!!!!!! Alack!!!!!!!!! My valve, it troubles me again!!!!!!!!! To the somnatorium for my bed-rest!!!!!!!!!!
PEACE AND BIOCHEMICAL DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!!!!!
SHAENON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shaenon, I love you. Never change.
“But taking care of business prior to date, especially if it’s been a while and you find the person incredibly physically attractive is decent, gender neutral advice.
Yeah, the only problem there is that I doubt very much MarkyMark or his followers would ever believe this advice could be applied to women under any circumstances.”
Seriously??? In the vast majority of cases a woman is not on a date to “convince” a guy to have sex with her and he is not on the date to be “convinced” by her. It’s the other way around. There are exceptions, but it ain’t the rule. Do you not agree?
AntZ, I don’t give people a free pass to be an asshole just because they may have gone through a divorce. You don’t even know if he has been in family court. You just pulled that one right out of your ass. Even if he did, though, he doesn’t need to get online and describe menopausal women as zombie mummies. The only reason you’re sticking up for him is because he’s an MRA.
I seem to be missing out on all this vicious, man-hating, vindictiveness, malice, and mean mindedness.
Oh cruel wymynz, why must you oppress me with your vicious, man-hating, vindictiveness, malice, and mean minded neglectful lack of vicious, man-hating, vindictiveness, malice, and mean mindedness?!?!
Shaenon, you need to write a steampunk novel. 😀
“Should I hold my breath waiting for DMK to make with the specific examples?”
To be fair, some folks here do strike me as the type who’d gleefully stab a man in the gut for looking at them funny, then innocently claim it was self-defense and he totally deserved it. Just sayin’.
This thread brings the LOLs: ramming one’s crotch into the keyboard, munitions-grade vaginas, feeding babies to trout, and Joe’s typing with his penis. I suggest we save it as exhibit [whatever letter] of feminists having senses of humor.
That’s funny, because you strike me as the type who’d body-paint himself entirely as a zebra and climb the Empire State Building while throwing increasingly dangerous-to-pedestrians pamphlets promoting homeopathy at the sidewalk, and other stuff I just completely made up.
I think I need to add “argument from what you would do, okay you haven’t, but I totally know you would” to the Shopworn Perennials.
That’s funny, because you strike me as the type who’d body-paint himself entirely as a zebra and climb the Empire State Building while throwing increasingly dangerous-to-pedestrians pamphlets promoting homeopathy at the sidewalk
Heh, yeah, that was a fun weekend.
Seriously though, y’all are hostile mean-spirited dicks.
Seriously! Just look at the horrible things you imagined us doing!
If we were nice people, I’m sure you would have imagined much nicer things.
And for fuck’s sake, look at the OP and tell me what “hostile” and “mean-spirited” look like.
@Shora:
I meant, that maybe some people are not able to live celibate, exactly as a drug addict may not be able to abstain.
Well, then they should… stop hating women?
I’m not sure what you’re arguing for. It sounds a lot like “but what if a person needs to have sex with women and need to hate women?” and I’m afraid the answer is no, women will not be down with that, our tremendous apologies.
hellkell:
Maybe you’re hanging out in the wrong bars.
cynickal:
Well, you have to read it the correct way. They don’t make the V., M.-H., V., M., & M. M. visible to just anybody, you know.
Brosiedon: If we’re hostile, mean-spirited dicks, why do you come here?
Hershele Ostropoler: I’ll have to start calling my husband “Mr. UN Inspector.” 🙂
Broseidon: Wait, what? This is a site dedicated to mocking misogyny. The fuck did you expect? That we’d pat the douchenozzles on the head and tell them how awesome they are for hating and wishing harm to women?
@ Holly – have you been following Simon’s comments in the other thread? About how zoophilia is totally morally legit? It seems to me that he has very little understanding about how consent, or sexuality in general, works. I feel like I’m discussing sex with an alien who’s new to our planet, and whose people reproduce via photosynthesis.
“I meant, that maybe some people are not able to live celibate, exactly as a drug addict may not be able to abstain.”
Be that as it may, you need to go against a drug’s permission to use it =P